HOW MANY WAYS CAN A FACEBOOK PROFILE SCREAM “DOUCHEBAG!!!”?

let’s play… How many can you find? Click on it for it to get bigger and somehow more awful.

I counted 16,218, but i’m also drunk and in a hurry. How many can you spot? Leave ‘em in the comments!

3 Responses to “HOW MANY WAYS CAN A FACEBOOK PROFILE SCREAM “DOUCHEBAG!!!”?”

  1. coltmonday Says:

    ok, obvious ones:

    1. The whole fan of jean-paul satre thing. Christ.
    2. The unshowered greasy profile pic. Nice ironic surf shop tee, dinkhole.
    3. The Dave is …. ffff. thing. Oh, how nobody gets me. In-joke in the water!
    4. You WILL and HAVE gone quietly. Shut your yapper.
    5. Focus Blend? Is that a type of coffee?
    6. Seriously, that fucking picture deserves to be forwarded to Dateline.

  2. What’s Othulu? This counts as douche-baggery under the subtitle: “religion either made up or to make others seem foolish in not knowing what I am because I’m so deep”–yeah, up his own asshole.
    New def of othulu: worshipping the orgasm of a rotting dog shit placed in one’s anus for pleasure or because you work in a fucking hotel in san fran and someone from latvia told you it was cool and you believed them because you’re desperate.

  3. the douchebaggery is simply epic… no need to count the ways – you’d be counting until death and it’s just not worth the time…

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