YOU’VE GOT TO BE GODDAMN KIDDING ME

TOM CRUISE TO PLAY MAVERICK IN TOP GUN SEQUEL?

I’ll take “Sequels that Should Never be Made” for $100, Alex.

Especially if Wingnut McBatshit is going to go all Xenu on it.
First the 90210 thing, and now this. Christ. I haven’t seen this much retreaded landscape since the last time I banged your mom.

But still, this gives me an excuse to post this: Kenny Loggins probably diddled your mom, too. Dude was everywhere in the 80’s.

One Response to “YOU’VE GOT TO BE GODDAMN KIDDING ME”

  1. Capt Scrambles Says:

    This should have been made wayyy before Tom’s true alien craziness took over…like back in 1991.

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