GOOD JOB, MELKY!
Poor Melky. At least he’s making up for it with his bat. *checks ESPN*
Hahahahahahahahaha
Turns out, he’s only batting .244 this year, and he went 0-4 and left 5 other Spankees on base to follow up this little hiccup. Gotta love these yanks. They’ll be lucky to finish 15 games out behind the Sox at this point.
Oh yeah, yankees fans: that stupid roll call thing you do needs to stop. At least be smart enough to do it during warmups or something. I know Yankees fans are not exactly known for their ability to reason (or their affinity for showering) but it’s hilarious that they’ll just talk themselves into Richie Sexson and Jarrod Washburn as potential saviors while Posada and Matsui calcify on the bench. They’re so cute sometimes, with their collective crush on that tubby girl Joba and their persistent shrieks that they’re still in the playoff hunt, even though the wheels are falling off this season faster than if it was a Fung Wah bus on the Pike.
(Clink to deadspin for the vid)
July 24, 2008 at 10:32 am
If you were on the field the ball would never have got past your big head. And it’s 6:28am and you’re not here. We’re all very sad.
By the way we’ll see how that fat girl does against the goat fucker, Beckett tomorrow. Even our old man Moose has more wins that Beckett, good job there.