THANK FUCKING CHRIST OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

FUCK AND YES, people. Thank god.

Can’t you imagine Obama walking in to the White House Staff meeting and doing this? God, I hope he does this verbatim. Or something like it.

That wasn’t so hard, now was it? Way to go, America. there’s hope for you yet.  

(by the way, was anybody else sweating bullets when McCain had that tiny lead (like 11-4) absurdly early in the results stage yesterday? I was about to head out and stock up on bottled water to settle in for the riots. Thank god Obama won. Now comes the hard part, undoing the unholy level of fuck-up Bush has spackled the country with.)