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HEY FELLOW SOX FANS: STOP DOING CRAP LIKE THIS.

Meet Zach Pace. Get your hate motor fired up, you’re gonna need it.

Quit it. Right now. We’re NOT Yankee fans. Yankees fans put on white Kangol gatsbys and rap akwardly in a music video that obviously has less production value than it takes to squeek out a popcorn fart.

Sox fans don’t pull this crap. For the love of all that’s good and holy, stop being douchebags while wearing Red Sox gear. We’re supposed to be better than that. It makes us all look like douchebags by association.

Remember what we hated about Yankee fans back in 2000? They always took the opportunity to rub their fandom in our faces, and wore Yankee caps and shirts and acted like their shit didn’t stink because they were fans of a more successful team.

 You just KNOW this dickcheese didn’t dream of wearing Sox gear when he started out on his rap “career”, he was probably wearing Yankees stuff to fit in with his homies, because their gear was what all the poseurs were wearing back then (along with their puffy vests). Now the Sox are the team of choice for bandwagon cockgobblers near and far, and we’re paying the price. Don’t get me wrong, the world is a better place with more Sox fans in it; just don’t be a dick about it.

(clink to Barstool Sports)

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2 Responses to “HEY FELLOW SOX FANS: STOP DOING CRAP LIKE THIS.”

  1. zach pace Says:
    May 24, 2009 at 10:09 am

    hey fuck nut i did this vid to give that bitch some exsposer and i rap for fun motherfuker but do produce music video’s for artist like Dblock, unfitted , ex. all iv dune is help people and give oppertunity i put this up on youtube and barstool did all the rest, i did not want this to blow up like it did. suck my mother fucking dick u hater you think your shit talking puts me down this is the shit that makes me happy love it keep it up u aint fucking up my bankroll yyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa “bitch”

    truly your zach pace

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