TOP 5-ER – SASHA GREY
So I figured we could start a new thing, where we just start listing our current “Top 5″ chicks. You know how you used to break down hot actresses and singers with your college buddies, and rank the hottest women that you’d bang if given one shot, even if you were saddled with a wife or a girlfriend? One of those can’t-pass-up opportunities that you’d just have to go for, no matter the consequences? No?
Well, we used to do it. It can change all the time; girls will drop out and reappear, Salma Hayek might never leave your Top 5, while somebody might throw a complete curveball like Evan Rachel Wood or Melissa Joan Hart in there, just because they dig her and would go to town on their ass. So we’re going to open up the debate. (…and yeah, this is pretty much just an opportunity to post pics of hot chicks, you figured it out, gold star for you, fucko.) Well, I’ve got our first one.
Sasha Grey.
Yes, the porn star. Yes, the one who came into ZLX studios today. I don’t care how many dicks have been inside of her, she’s still redonkulously hot. She does GREAT work. She’s smart, articulate, funny, friendly and down to earth. AND SHE WOULD TEAR. YOUR. DICK. UP. Can you imagine getting a shot at this? You know everything’s going to be on the table, sex-wise. There’s NOTHING she wouldn’t do. It wouldn’t even be awkward to bring up. “You mind if I stick this in there? What about there?” You wouldn’t have to beat around the bush at all! Where would you start? I honestly have no idea. I know I’d end up in a quivering pile of my own goo, but that’s kinda the point, right? After meeting her today, she put all the STD risks & fears to rest. It’d be worth it. She’s hotter than two cats fucking in a burlap sack. Sasha Grey, ladies and gentlesperm: Your inaugural Top 5er- Sasha Grey!
December 8, 2009 at 12:45 pm
[...] So a while ago, I decided it would be fun if we just start listing our current “Top 5″… You know how you used to break down hot actresses and singers with your college buddies, and rank the hottest women that you’d bang if given one shot, even if you were saddled with a wife or a girlfriend? One of those can’t-pass-up opportunities that you’d just have to go for, no matter the consequences? No? Well, we used to do it. It can change all the time; girls will drop out and reappear, Salma Hayek might never leave your Top 5, while somebody might throw a complete curveball like Evan Rachel Wood or Melissa Joan Hart in there, just because they dig her and would go to town on their ass. So we’re going to open up the debate. (…and yeah, this is pretty much just an opportunity to post pics of hot chicks, you figured it out, gold star for you, fucko.) Well, our first one was Sasha Grey the porn star, and it’s been a while: so, we’re ready for the next one: [...]