HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA, YOU CRAZY BITCH!

For all of its shortcomings, this country sure does know how to entertain me to no end.

While it angers me daily how stupid, fat and ignorant the average american is, i’m comforted in the fact we are equally colorful and unique and crazy enough to be happy once in a while. There are places on this planet where that’s just not possible.

We’re lucky to have the opportunities we are afforded, even if we don’t take advantage of them. The fact that we have options is a luxury many don’t get.

In honor of that and the people who helped get us here, I give you this, America: the one thing I feel perfectly encapsulated us and represents just how crazy, random, fantastically absurd and entertaining we are as a people and a nation. I give you the ultimate YouTube: The Young Helen Hunt/Hall & Oates/Keyboard Cat Opus. Happy 4th, everybody.