HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN, FUCKERS!

Here’s the scariest thing I could find on the internet… (and somehow, it’s better than that god-awful Jeff Dunham show on Comedy Central. That guy is TERRIBLE.)

SAW THIS WHILE DRIVING HOME YESTERDAY IN SOUTHIE…

Dude…you better show up in something better than the new KITT, if your gonna roll through. The General Lee or Magnum P.I.’s Ferrari would get more street cred that Hasselhoff’s whip. A whiskey truck would be best, but we can’t all be Superman.

EAT IT, LEBRON! (IF YOU DON’T, SHAQ SURE WILL)

Crazy Home Opener crowd? Check! 
Shiny new (and Orca-fat) offseason acquisition Shaquille O’Neal? Check!
Best player on the planet getting every call in the book? Check!
Spotted a 14-point 1st quarter lead? Check!

Didn’t matter. Cavs still lost. TO YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN’ 2010 NBA CHAMPS!

I feel like everybody forgot the Celtics started last season 27-2. Then they didn’t recall the fact we didn’t have Garnett for half the year. Then they didn’t recognize that the C’s added Rasheed “Cornell West” Wallace, Marquis “Catfish” Daniels, and Shelden “Ken Griffey Jr after he got addicted to the tonic on the Simpsons in the baseball episode” Williams.  We now have the deepest bench in the league. Shaq looks like he ate Delonte. The rest of the Eastern conference is going to be our bitch all season long.

Banner 18 is on its way, bitches. Even if we have to root for a Dookie.

I can’t be the first to make that correlation. Oh wait, I wasn’t:  
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I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO “THE LEAGUE”

Look, FX is responsible for giving us It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and yes, that’s just an excuse to post Day Man again:

…and while they’re really pushing this show “The League” and promoting the everlovin’ shit out of it, as soon as I heard “Jon Lajoie” + “it’s about Fantasy Football”, I was in. Jon Lajoie is that dude with all the internet music videos, and while he has a tendency to run things into the ground a little, I find him pretty funny. We had him in studio at ZLX a few months back, and he was a really nice dude, so I think that might be why I’m so high on him. (No Homo.) That, and the WTF Collective “Wut-Tang” parody he came out with is pretty good:

Here’s the promo for “The League”. If this isn’t funny, I’ll trade for Favre again.

By the way, this is the 200th post on Colt Monday.

 

I miss Mikey.

THIS HUMAN BAT PRANK IS PROBABLY STAGED…

…but whatever, it’s funny and sorta Halloween-themed. The Ghostbusters song makes it work.