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EAT IT, LEBRON! (IF YOU DON’T, SHAQ SURE WILL)

Celtics Cavaliers Basketball

Crazy Home Opener crowd? Check! 
Shiny new (and Orca-fat) offseason acquisition Shaquille O’Neal? Check!
Best player on the planet getting every call in the book? Check!
Spotted a 14-point 1st quarter lead? Check!

Didn’t matter. Cavs still lost. TO YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN’ 2010 NBA CHAMPS!

I feel like everybody forgot the Celtics started last season 27-2. Then they didn’t recall the fact we didn’t have Garnett for half the year. Then they didn’t recognize that the C’s added Rasheed “Cornell West” Wallace, Marquis “Catfish” Daniels, and Shelden “Ken Griffey Jr after he got addicted to the tonic on the Simpsons in the baseball episode” Williams.  We now have the deepest bench in the league. Shaq looks like he ate Delonte. The rest of the Eastern conference is going to be our bitch all season long.

Banner 18 is on its way, bitches. Even if we have to root for a Dookie.

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I can’t be the first to make that correlation. Oh wait, I wasn’t:  
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