WHY ARE ALL THOSE CHUMPS IN JAY-Z HATS FORMING A BIG GAY PILE?

Oh, right.

Congratulations, Yankees. You won the World Series after spending $423.5 million on free agents and building a ballpark I could hit a homer out of in ONE offseason. You tipped the scales in your favor so egregiously, it’s comparable to when I take advantage and trade for the top 10 draft picks in Madden every season in franchise mode and turn off the salary cap. It’s akin to challenging everybody on the shortbus to a Ping Pong & shoe-tying battle.

Yeah, it’s technically legal, what they did. But how is this good for the average fan? OF COURSE you’re going to be unstoppable, when you buy All-Stars for every position and a former Cy Young for every spot in the rotation. You should demolish the rest of the league when you exploit the (badly-in-need-of-revision) rules. For that amount of cash, you should have won 130 games and handed out blow-job gift certificates from Minka Kelly to every one of your “fans”.

Whatever, dude. I’m over it. I’m in full-basketball mode already anyway.