For Mikey – 1978-2009
One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.WTF?
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Monthly Archives: April 2010
THE BEST T-SHIRT… EVER!
… and that’s coming from a dude who owns over 400 of ‘em. It’s pending approval over at threadless… If you don’t get it… click here for the hint to end all hints… (clink to the highdefinite)
AMEN!
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Tagged filthy, Pope, Pope Benedict, Pope Benedict XVI, they've got a point..., youtubing
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TOP 5-ER: ANNA CHLUMSKY
So a while ago, I decided it would be fun if we just start listing our current “Top 5″ chicks. You know how you used to break down hot actresses and singers with your college buddies, and rank the hottest women that … Continue reading
THE 344 SQ. FT 24-ROOM LUXURY APARTMENT
I want this dude to come fix my place up! Imagine what he could do with 800 square feet. He could probably put in a pool!
EVER WONDER HOW THEY BUILD PLANES?
Take 2 minutes out of your day and find out! This is awesome. I think applying the paint job is my favorite part. In case you care, this plane is called “Florida One” and the construction takes 8 days total. (clink to … Continue reading
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Tagged I'm partial to the Southewestern Chicken myself, plane, random, youtubing
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HEY, TEA PARTY PEEPS! THANKS FOR BEING IDIOTS!
From The Daily What – Crayola CEO Michelle Perry expresses her heartfelt gratitude to Tea Party protesters for making Crayola-brand markers the official protest sign markers of their misguided vitriol parades. [YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GK6-eyfpYA] Oh, good form.
THAT GUY – WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW TO BEHAVE ON A PLANE
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen to … Continue reading
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Tagged 100.7 WZLX, airports, K&M, karlson & mckenzie, Logan sucks, plane, That Guy, WZLX
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THE BEST BASEBALL SLIDE EVER
FYI: We’re broadcasting live from the Bahamas for the rest of the week, so if I don’t update again, it’s because I’m drowning in mimosas.
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG: A TRIBUTE TO THOSE IDIOTS ON INFOMERCIALS
Bonus: Beatles as the soundtrack to the idiocy of those who suck at life.
THAT GUY: WHO TURNS INTO A DICK WHILE DIETING
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading
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Tagged 100.7 WZLX, Big Head Braden, Chris Farley, great now I'm hungry, K&M, karlson & mckenzie, That Guy, WZLX
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HOT DAMN, CHRISTINA HENDRICKS!
Game over. Thank you, Esquire. That’s all. (well, except the pile of pics we have of Ms. Hendricks here.) Update: Here are a few more from the Esquire shoot.
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Tagged Christina Hendricks, Esquire, HAWTNESS, hot, Hot Girls, just sooooooo hot
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YOUR FAVORITE SONG IS UNORIGINAL DERIVATIVE SHIT
How’s that taste?
THE GREEN MEN CONTINUE TO BE AWESOME
From last night’s playoff series opener between the Kings and Canucks…
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Tagged GREEN MAN!, HOCKEY!, it's always sunny in philadelphia, NHL
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WE MISS YOU, DAVE CHAPPELLE.
Looks like I’m not the only one to kill it with a rape joke…Come back to TV, Dave!!! [YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLWlBgj0uOc]
RAMBO AFTER ANGER MANAGEMENT
Maybe I’ll go join Rambo for a couple of classes. This week sucked AIDS-riddled monkey balls.
“HEY GUYS!”
This is why your effeminate son should not have a webcam.
CONFUSED CATS ARE CONFUSED
What? It’s just 60 seconds of video chock full of confused cats. Carry on.
HEY, IT’S ME! (ONLY BLACK & GAY & ON YOUTUBE!)
Meet Kingsley. He likes to complain. A LOT. You might have seen him before, his videos are all the rage all over the Internet right now. Look, this kid knows how to break it down. Seeing how I do the … Continue reading
WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN JOINING A GYM: A TIME-FLOW CHART
FYI : “dicks everywhere.”
I WANT A PET KANGAROO!
… come on, I don’t ask for much. When he grows up, I can commute to work in his pouch!
I SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES FROM THIS GUY
This guy has thrown down the gauntlet… Why didn’t I think of that?
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Tagged alcoholism, BEER!, drinking, Good for that prick, i stayed for the beer
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CHECK OUT THIS DUDE’S RABID DOG IMPRESSION
Jeez, dude. Dial it down a bit, will ya? (I like how his wife doesn’t flinch, like she’s used to this kind of behavior from him.)
IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY FOR THIS…
… but the rules of the Internet clearly state that if I come across something this awesome, I must post it ASAP. Hey, it’s got star spangled thongs AND elderly people. My hands are tied here, folks. It’s science. (Clink … Continue reading
REMEMBER HER NAME…
…as she destroys Tokyo.
3D + ART + COMEDY + INTERNET MEMES = WIN
Clever marketing is clever.
CONAN’S TOUR LOOKS AMAZING
This is from his first show (of the Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour) in Oregon. They had Andy Richter, the whole band, plus the new and improved “Self-Pleasuring Panda”. If anyone could get me a ticket to … Continue reading
PHIL MICKELSON HIT UP KRISPY KREME THE DAY AFTER WINNING THE MASTERS… IN THE GREEN JACKET
Awesome. Supposedly, this photo is from Monday morning after Phil’s win at Augusta, of Phil & his daughter getting breakfast at the local Krispy Kreme drive-thru. Click on the pic to make it bigger and get the full story!
HANDY DANDY DRUG CHART
FYI. (Clink to Reddit)
30 OF THE SCARIEST PICTURES OF THE POPE
Here’s a collection of the scariest pictures of Pope Benedict XVI that I could find online. No matter how you feel about the Catholic Church and the ongoing sex scandal, you have to admit: The Pope is creepy-looking. I tried … Continue reading
HEY, CHAN HO PARK! WHY DID YOU SUCK AGAINST THE SOX LAST WEEK?
So Chan Ho Park is a pitcher in the Yankees bullpen, and he struggled mightily against the Sox in the Opening Series last week. Well, some intrepid reporters caught up to ask Chan Ho what the issue was. Here’s his … Continue reading
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Tagged boston red sox, chan ho park, diarrhea, diarrhea cha cha cha!, New York Yankees, Red Sox, yankees suck
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THAT GUY: WHO THINKS I GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT GOLF
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading
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Tagged 100.7 WZLX, Big Head Braden, Golf, K&M, karlson & mckenzie, Masters, PGA, That Guy, Tiger, Tiger Woods, WZLX
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JUST ANOTHER DAY UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
From the Union Leader: Click on the picture to make it bigger.
DUDE, YOU’RE NOT HELPING!
Look, personally speaking, I’m all for legalizing it. But for fucks’s sake, putting videos out like this is all the naysayers need to make sure it never happens. (This might contain some NSFW language, he mumbles a lot, and it’s … Continue reading
REASON #429,139 WHILE I’LL NEVER WATCH GIRLS PLAYING BASKETBALL
Coach (at the next timeout, after they cart her off the court) - “You honestly thought that was going to work?”
“FUCK IT, I’M GETTING INTO THAT PASSION PIT SHOW NO MATTER WHAT”
This is actually a photo of a rioter/protester in Kyrgyzstan from Rueters, but c’mon! I don’t care if you do happen to have an RPG and a blast shield; there’s no way you can rage against facism correctly in skinny jeans, … Continue reading
HEY TIGER! WELCOME BACK!
If these airplane banners seen flying overhead at the opening round of the Masters are any indication, there are some rich golf fans who think they’re REALLY funny… Click on the pic to see what messages they had for Tiger … Continue reading
FUCKING TOURISTS…
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Tagged Fucking Tourists, They're worse on the Vineyard, Tourists
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SPORTSHUB SAMPLE: WHO’S THE MVP OF THE CELTICS?
So yeah, I’m blogging about the Celtics over at the brand-new website for The Sports Hub now. Here’s a little taste of what you’re going to get. You can always check out all my posts at my Sports Hub author page here. … Continue reading
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Tagged American Idol, Bill Walker, Boston Celtics, Brian Scalabrine, celtics, Eddie House, Glen Davis, J.R. Giddens, Jesus Shuttlesworth, Kendrick Perkins, Kevin Garnett, KG, Lester Hudson, Marcus Landry, Marquis Daniels, Michael Finley, Nate Robinson, NBA, NBA Draft, NBA Trade Deadline, Need for 'Sheed!, Paul Pierce, Rajon Rondo, Rasheed Wallace, Ray Allen, Rondo!!!, Scalabrine, Shelden Williams, Tony Allen, TRUTH!, your muthafuckin' 2008 NBA champs, your muthafuckin' 2010 NBA champs
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SLASH IS WITH COCO ON LENO
Here’s a lovely little show of support/solidarity Slash flashed while playing with whatever terrible band he’s playing with now on Leno’s Tonight Show. Good form. (Clink to The Daily What)
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Tagged Conan, Conan O'Brien, I'm with COCO, Jay Leno, Jay Leno sucks, Leno, Slash, Team Conan
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BANKSY’S MOVIE LOOKS AWESOME
If I only get to see one film this year, please let it be this.
BEST LUBE ADVERTISEMENT EVER
It might take you a minute, but once you see it, you’ll shit bricks. That’s some clever stuff. (Clink to Buzzfeed)
MMMMMMMM, THAT’S SOME DAMN GOOD FOX NEWS BASHING
Look, if you’ve got two brain cells to rub together, you know that FOX News is full of lies, blather, and ignorant bullshit, and making fun of them is low-hanging fruit, but I need a pick me up today, and … Continue reading
TOP 5-ER: ALISON BRIE
So a while ago, I decided it would be fun if we just start listing our current “Top 5″ chicks. You know how you used to break down hot actresses and singers with your college buddies, and rank the hottest women that … Continue reading
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Tagged Alison Brie, Blake Lively, Christina Hendricks, hot, Hot Girls, just sooooooo hot, Katy Perry, Sasha Grey, Top 5, Top 5-er, Top 5er
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THAT GUY: IN YOUR OFFICE WHO’S GOING TO GO POSTAL AT SOME POINT
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading
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Tagged 100.7 WZLX, Big Head, Big Head Braden, K&M, karlson & mckenzie, That Guy, WZLX
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HAPPY EASTER, EVERYBODY!
God, I love the Muppets. If you need a bigger Easter fix, click here. (clink to The Daily What, to complete today’s trio)
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Tagged Easter, Muppets, what the hell does clink mean?, whompin' 'em on the head!, youtubing
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