Monthly Archives: April 2010

THE BEST T-SHIRT… EVER!

… and that’s coming from a dude who owns over 400 of ‘em. It’s pending approval over at threadless… If you don’t get it… click here for the hint to end all hints… (clink to the highdefinite)

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AMEN!

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“YEAH! EAT IT, TULIPS!!!”

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TOP 5-ER: ANNA CHLUMSKY

So a while ago, I decided it would be fun if we just start listing our current “Top 5″ chicks. You know how you used to break down hot actresses and singers with your college buddies, and rank the hottest women that … Continue reading

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THE 344 SQ. FT 24-ROOM LUXURY APARTMENT

I want this dude to come fix my place up! Imagine what he could do with 800 square feet. He could probably put in a pool!

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EVER WONDER HOW THEY BUILD PLANES?

Take 2 minutes out of your day and find out! This is awesome. I think applying the paint job is my favorite part. In case you care, this plane is called “Florida One” and the construction takes 8 days total. (clink to … Continue reading

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HEY, TEA PARTY PEEPS! THANKS FOR BEING IDIOTS!

From The Daily What – Crayola CEO Michelle Perry expresses her heartfelt gratitude to Tea Party protesters for making Crayola-brand markers the official protest sign markers of their misguided vitriol parades. [YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GK6-eyfpYA] Oh, good form.

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THAT GUY – WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW TO BEHAVE ON A PLANE

Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen to … Continue reading

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THE BEST BASEBALL SLIDE EVER

FYI: We’re broadcasting live from the Bahamas for the rest of the week, so if I don’t update again, it’s because I’m drowning in mimosas.

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YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG: A TRIBUTE TO THOSE IDIOTS ON INFOMERCIALS

Bonus: Beatles as the soundtrack to the idiocy of those who suck at life.

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THAT GUY: WHO TURNS INTO A DICK WHILE DIETING

Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading

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HOT DAMN, CHRISTINA HENDRICKS!

Game over. Thank you, Esquire. That’s all. (well, except the pile of pics we have of Ms. Hendricks here.) Update: Here are a few more from the Esquire shoot.

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YOUR FAVORITE SONG IS UNORIGINAL DERIVATIVE SHIT

How’s that taste?

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THE GREEN MEN CONTINUE TO BE AWESOME

From last night’s playoff series opener between the Kings and Canucks…

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WE MISS YOU, DAVE CHAPPELLE.

Looks like I’m not the only one to kill it with a rape joke…Come back to TV, Dave!!! [YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLWlBgj0uOc]

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RAMBO AFTER ANGER MANAGEMENT

Maybe I’ll go join Rambo for a couple of classes. This week sucked AIDS-riddled monkey balls.

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“HEY GUYS!”

This is why your effeminate son should not have a webcam.

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BACON TATTOOS!

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THE BEST PROTEST SIGNS FROM SARAH PALIN’S TEA PARTY RALLY IN BOSTON

Tremendous work, all.

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CONFUSED CATS ARE CONFUSED

What? It’s just 60 seconds of video chock full of confused cats. Carry on.

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OBAMA HELPS YOU GET DRESSED APPROPRIATELY FOR THE WEATHER

Honestly… what is Obama not capable of? Not sure if you’re going to be warm enough with just a hoodie? Wondering if you should bring your slicka and umbrella to work? Worry no more, friend! There’s now a website that … Continue reading

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HEY, IT’S ME! (ONLY BLACK & GAY & ON YOUTUBE!)

Meet Kingsley. He likes to complain. A LOT. You might have seen him before, his videos are all the rage all over the Internet right now. Look, this kid knows how to break it down. Seeing how I do the … Continue reading

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WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN JOINING A GYM: A TIME-FLOW CHART

FYI : “dicks everywhere.”

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I WANT A PET KANGAROO!

… come on, I don’t ask for much. When he grows up, I can commute to work in his pouch!

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I SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES FROM THIS GUY

This guy has thrown down the gauntlet… Why didn’t I think of that?

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CHECK OUT THIS DUDE’S RABID DOG IMPRESSION

Jeez, dude. Dial it down a bit, will ya? (I like how his wife doesn’t flinch, like she’s used to this kind of behavior from him.)

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IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY FOR THIS…

… but the rules of the Internet clearly state that if I come across something this awesome, I must post it ASAP. Hey, it’s got star spangled thongs AND elderly people. My hands are tied here, folks. It’s science. (Clink … Continue reading

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IT’S A PRETTY GOOD QUESTION, ACTUALLY…

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REMEMBER HER NAME…

…as she destroys Tokyo.

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3D + ART + COMEDY + INTERNET MEMES = WIN

Clever marketing is clever.

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CONAN’S TOUR LOOKS AMAZING

This is from his first show (of the Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour) in Oregon. They had Andy Richter, the whole band, plus the new and improved “Self-Pleasuring Panda”. If anyone could get me a ticket to … Continue reading

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PHIL MICKELSON HIT UP KRISPY KREME THE DAY AFTER WINNING THE MASTERS… IN THE GREEN JACKET

Awesome. Supposedly, this photo is from Monday morning after Phil’s win at Augusta, of Phil & his daughter getting breakfast at the local Krispy Kreme drive-thru. Click on the pic to make it bigger and get the full story!

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HANDY DANDY DRUG CHART

FYI. (Clink to Reddit)

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30 OF THE SCARIEST PICTURES OF THE POPE

Here’s a collection of the scariest pictures of Pope Benedict XVI that I could find online. No matter how you feel about the Catholic Church and the ongoing sex scandal, you have to admit: The Pope is creepy-looking. I tried … Continue reading

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HEY, CHAN HO PARK! WHY DID YOU SUCK AGAINST THE SOX LAST WEEK?

So Chan Ho Park is a pitcher in the Yankees bullpen, and he struggled mightily against the Sox in the Opening Series last week. Well, some intrepid reporters caught up to ask Chan Ho what the issue was. Here’s his … Continue reading

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THAT GUY: WHO THINKS I GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT GOLF

Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading

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JUST ANOTHER DAY UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

From the Union Leader: Click on the picture to make it bigger.

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DUDE, YOU’RE NOT HELPING!

Look, personally speaking, I’m all for legalizing it.  But for fucks’s sake, putting videos out like this is all the naysayers need to make sure it never happens. (This might contain some NSFW language, he mumbles a lot, and it’s … Continue reading

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REASON #429,139 WHILE I’LL NEVER WATCH GIRLS PLAYING BASKETBALL

Coach (at the next timeout, after they cart her off the court) – “You honestly thought that was going to work?”

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“FUCK IT, I’M GETTING INTO THAT PASSION PIT SHOW NO MATTER WHAT”

This is actually a photo of a rioter/protester in Kyrgyzstan from Rueters, but c’mon! I don’t care if you do happen to have an RPG and a blast shield; there’s no way you can rage against facism correctly in skinny jeans, … Continue reading

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HEY TIGER! WELCOME BACK!

If these airplane banners seen flying overhead at the opening round of the Masters are any indication, there are some rich golf fans who think they’re REALLY funny… Click on the pic to see what messages they had for Tiger … Continue reading

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FUCKING TOURISTS…

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SPORTSHUB SAMPLE: WHO’S THE MVP OF THE CELTICS?

So yeah, I’m blogging about the Celtics over at the brand-new website for The Sports Hub now. Here’s a little taste of what you’re going to get. You can always check out all my posts at my Sports Hub author page here. … Continue reading

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SLASH IS WITH COCO ON LENO

Here’s a lovely little show of support/solidarity Slash flashed while playing with whatever terrible band he’s playing with now on Leno’s Tonight Show. Good form.  (Clink to The Daily What)

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BANKSY’S MOVIE LOOKS AWESOME

If I only get to see one film this year, please let it be this.

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BEST LUBE ADVERTISEMENT EVER

It might take you a minute, but once you see it, you’ll shit bricks. That’s some clever stuff. (Clink to Buzzfeed)

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MMMMMMMM, THAT’S SOME DAMN GOOD FOX NEWS BASHING

Look, if you’ve got two brain cells to rub together, you know that FOX News is full of lies, blather, and ignorant bullshit, and making fun of them is low-hanging fruit, but I need a pick me up today, and … Continue reading

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TOP 5-ER: ALISON BRIE

So a while ago, I decided it would be fun if we just start listing our current “Top 5″ chicks. You know how you used to break down hot actresses and singers with your college buddies, and rank the hottest women that … Continue reading

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THAT GUY: IN YOUR OFFICE WHO’S GOING TO GO POSTAL AT SOME POINT

Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading

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HAPPY EASTER, EVERYBODY!

God, I love the Muppets. If you need a bigger Easter fix, click here. (clink to The Daily What, to complete today’s trio)

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