So a while ago, I decided it would be fun if we just start listing our current “Top 5″ chicks. You know how you used to break down hot actresses and singers with your college buddies, and rank the hottest women that you’d bang if given one shot, even if you were saddled with a wife or a girlfriend? One of those can’t-pass-up opportunities that you’d just have to go for, no matter the consequences? No?
Well, we used to do it. It can change all the time; girls will drop out and reappear, Jennifer Garner might never leave your Top 5, while somebody might throw a complete curveball like Anna Paquin in there, just because they dig her and would go to town on their ass. So we’re going to open up the debate. (…and yeah, this is pretty much just an opportunity to post pics of hot chicks, you figured it out, gold star for you, fucko.) Well, our first one was Sasha Grey the porn star, our second one was Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively, third was Katy Perry, and 4th was Christina Hendricks. It’s been a while: so, we’re ready for the next one, who just happens to work with Ms. Hendricks on Mad Men:
I absolutely adore her as Annie in Community; she’s funny and adorable. I haven’t seen her in Mad Men, but I need to start watching that. She’s sneaky hot. That scene she had with Joel McHale’s character Jeff when they start finding each other attractive was a revelation. (Of course, I can’t find that one clip I want on Youtube). So here’s the updated (and for the first time completely complete!) list.
Braden’s Top 5 Chicks
1. Alison Brie
2. Christina Hendricks
3. Katy Perry
4. Blake Lively
5. Sasha Grey