Oh, wait. None of you have sex.
Nevermind.
For Mikey – 1978-2009
One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.WTF?
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- I must've missed the memo, but good call on the whole "collectively & willfully choosing to forget Ja Rule ever happened" thing, society! 4 hours ago
- There have only been five people in history capable of pulling off a fedora, & you sir... are not one of them. (Fact: Sinatra was all 5.) 4 hours ago
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- @SullysBrand the Mötley Krug shirt is inspired. Also like the Yippee Paille shirt. We were talking about them after the show today. 4 hours ago
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