For Mikey – 1978-2009
One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.WTF?
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Monthly Archives: January 2011
The Internet Frightens And Confuses Bryant Gumbel
Granted – it was 1994, and Katie Couric’s hair was distracting – but this clip from the Today Show where Bryant Gumbel stumbles over the idea of this crazy thing called “The Internet”… is solid awkward gold.
What Do We Need From The Grocery Store?
Clink: Videogum
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Tagged Arkansas, David Furnish, District court, Elton John, Grocery store, Mountain Home Arkansas, Us Weekly, Videogum
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The Power Of Infographics
Hey…I can count to potato! I’m already sorry for posting that. Clink: lunchbreath
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Tagged Agriculture, facebook, Field Crops, Fruit and Vegetable, Information graphics, Potato, Root Crops, twitter
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Horrifying: So Many Monkeys
Straight nightmare fuel, this is.
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Tagged Arts, Gerry Adams, Japan, Ken Livingstone, Monkey, National park, Resort town, Rural area, Shutterstock, Television, Third Watch
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Watch Out, Women of Arizona State!
… Because Stevie’s coming for that ass! Congratulations to one of my best friends in the whole freakin’ world – Stevie! (Regular readers will recognize him – He’s popped up and now and again on this site, and become the … Continue reading
Muppet Mayhem – A Remix
By far, the Muppet Show is my favorite show from my youth. Just unbelievably creative and funny and really well done. I’m so psyched Jason Segel (he’s seriously underrated – Forgetting Sarah Marshall was tremendous) is the one bringing them … Continue reading
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Tagged Amy Adams, Arts, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, James Bobin, Jason Segel, muppet movie, Muppet Show, Muppets
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More Talking Animals From BBC’s “Walk On The Wild Side”
This BBC One show (Walk On The Wild Side) looks AMAZING. I think some of this stuff is new. Such a simply but brilliant concept.
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Tagged animals, BBC, BBC One, Free, Hosting, Sky Sports, Television, Tottenham Hotspur F.C., Walk On The Wild Side, Web Design and Development
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The United States Of Shame
What does your state suck at the most? All states have to come dead last in something, right? Massachusetts has the worst drivers, (but we knew that already.) Louisiana? They have the highest rate of Gonorrhea. Mississippi is the fattest, Iowa is … Continue reading
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A Slap-Happy Supercut
I’d like to present: “Glove, Actually – An Ode to Cinema’s Greatest Slaps” by Jeff Smith
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Tagged Arts, Film, Games, Law & Order, Law & Order: UK, movies, Slap!, Slappy McPurplelips, supercut, supercuts, Taylor Swift, Video Games
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Mugshot Of The Day #3 – Meth Lab Moron
The picture above was taken moments after a meth lab exploded. The alledged victim in the picture has been charged with dealing the illegal drug andtaken to jail, as his HOUSE BLEW UP. Wait until you see who got arrested … Continue reading
That Guy – The Winter Warrior
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading
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Tagged 100.7 WZLX, Aerosmith, American Idol, Big Head Braden, Boston, Joe Perry, karlson & mckenzie, New England, Southie, Steven Tyler, That Guy, WZLX
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I Think We Should Ask Your Mom
Seriously – that’s kind of messed up. I’m going to guess Howard Stern had something to do with this.
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Tagged David Letterman, Howard Stern, Jay Leno, Lady Gaga, miley cyrus, Piers Morgan, Sirius XM Radio, United States
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Mark Sanchez Wiped A Booger on Mark Brunell
Jets QB Mark Sanchez should probably spend more time focusing on the game instead of picking his nose and being gross.
Mugshot Of The Day #2: Remember Terry Glenn?
Yep, the former #1 Pats pick got arrested for the 5th TIME this weekend. He was busted in Denton County, Texas for DWI and 2 counts of marijuana possession. “Duuuuuuuuuuuude I can taste how bad I am at football.”
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Tagged Counties, Dallas Cowboys, Denton, Denton County Texas, Driving under the influence, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Terry Glenn, Texas, United States
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Mugshot Of The Day: The Homeless Man’s Hooker
A 31-year-old Florida woman faces a prostitution charge after having sex with a homeless man Friday night. What did he pay her with, oranges he was planning on selling on the on-ramp?! You ready to see this landbeast? and here’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Counties, Dodge Dakota, Driving under the influence, Florida, Honda Civic, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Prostitution, Sexuality, United States
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Rex Ryan & The Jets Booted By The Steelers
The Steelers beat the NY Jets this weekend, and Rex Ryan took it as well as could be expected. Just kidding. He pitched a hissyfit on the sidelines. Here’s a blurrier (but unedited version)
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Tagged Ben Roethlisberger, Indianapolis Colts, Mike Tomlin, New York Jets, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rex Ryan, Steelers
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Big Ben Got A Taste Of His Own Medicine
Yum… If you were to lick this post, you’d note it tastes like Rohypnol. Rashard Mendenhall gave Ben Roethlisberger the business on the final play of the Steeler’s win over the Jets yesterday.
What Did You Expect?
This is neither here nor there, but I’m drunk off my ass on scotch right now.
The Swanson Pyramid Of Greatness
Embiggen! Learn it. Live it. Love it. Ron Swanson is awesome. Clink: RoboShark Publishing House & Fuzzy Kitty Emporium & The Clearly Dope
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Tagged Amy Poehler, Arts, Leslie Knope, Michael Schur, NBC, Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation, Pyramid of Greatness, Ron Swanson, Television
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Pay Attention In School, Kids
Clink: SMBC Comics
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Tagged Arts, Comics, Jennifer Garner, Learning, Reviews, Shopping, SMBC Comics, Student, United States
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British Lawmaker Seeking “Creditable Debate” Interrupted By His Musical Tie
Nadhim Zahawi, a member of the ruling Conservative party in the UK, was taking part in a House of Commons debate late Wednesday when his red tie emitted a tinny tune that picked up by a microphone hanging above his … Continue reading
For The Love Of God, Somebody Tell Me What I’m Missing In This Picture
I found this on Buzzfeed in one of those collections of pictures with hidden thing in them. You know, the “when you see it, you’ll shit bricks” variety. The picture above is the only one that still flummoxes me. I … Continue reading
I Want To Learn How To Play The Guitar & Then Have A Daughter & Then Go On Ellen RIGHT NOW
Jorge Narvaez and his adorable daughter Alexa are Ellen DeGeneres‘ guests and perform their cover of Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros’ “Home” on her show. Here’s the original video that went viral last week. And here’s the original song: … Continue reading
Texting Girl Falls Into Mall Fountain At The Berkshire Mall
After the break, check out the mall security footage of a girl falling into a fountain while texting at the Berkshire Mall. The mall cops and employees got a good laugh at her expense, but they’re in real trouble, as … Continue reading
Brett Favre Comes Back Yet Again, This Time To Remake His Fellow Attention Whore LeBron’s Nike Commercial “Rise”
/golf clap You all realize he’s going to come back again, right? We’re clear? It’s going to happen. Clinks: The High Definite via Tony Yacenda | Via
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Tagged brett favre, eat it LeBron fans, Favre, FUCK YOU FAVRE!, LeBron James, Nike, Rise
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Place Your Bets: White Boy Rap Battle
Tom Hanks’ son (Chet Haze) Vs. Emerson’s George Watsky. Before you see their videos, give us a prediction. Here’s Watsky: Here’s Chet:
Lyrics: Then & Now
I like how they used Comic Sans to really bang the point home. Clink: Bits and Pieces
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Tagged Arial, Arts, Bodoni, Comics, comicsans, Design, Font, lyrics, Matt Dempsey, music, this music sucks ass
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Whiskey In A… Can?
Panama-based Scottish Spirits says it has begun testing the controversial beverage in its Caribbean and South American markets. “The can is the perfect size to be shared between three people who can mix it with other things like cola,” says … Continue reading
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Tagged Caribbean, Central America, Panama, Scotch whisky, South America, Travel and Tourism, United States, Whisky
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Mugshot Of The Day: Laurence Maroney Will Be Dancing Behind The Chain-Gang Line Soon
Former Patriots 1st round pick and current (soon-to-be “former”) Denver Broncos running back Laurence Maroney was arrested in St. Louis Monday night after a vehicle he was in was stopped by officers who found marijuana and a weapon inside his … Continue reading
This Feels Like An Experiment I’d Like To Be A Part Of
The original hovercats! Clink: Hot Hot Japan Hot
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Tagged Andrew Mason, chicago, Groupon, hovercats, Japan, New Year, nintendo, randomness, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, youtube
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I Feel Ya, RDJ
Like the fist of an angry God, I would. I smell a Top 5er in our not so distant future. Clink: The Clearly Dope
How To Make Instant Fog
Samantha gives a demonstration of boiling water evaporating as it is thrown into the air during -30C weather in Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada. Clink: Laughing Squid
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Tagged Boiling, Business and Economy, Canada!, Fog, Laughing Squid, Northwest Territories, Travel and Tourism, Yellowknife
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Meet Emerson College Product & Wordsmith George Watsky
Is it the best thing ever? No, but it’s better than what I can do. For those of you who think it’s sped up, watch the cat. George Watsky Clink: Blame It On The Voices
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Tagged Art, Blame It, Def Poetry, emerson, Emerson College, George Watsky, Lady Gaga, Manny Pacquiao, Medical school, Poetry slam, Rapping, Recreation, Shopping, Television, Third Watch, Video, youtube
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Jeff Bridges Took A Tour Of The Little Lebowski Shop
“Jeff Bridges: The Dude Abides” aired last week as part of the “American Masters” series on PBS. The scene above shows Jeff Bridges visiting The Little Lebowski Shop in Greenwich Village, a store entirely dedicated to the film The Big … Continue reading
The Battle Hymn Of Sarah Palin
This “tribute” song was recorded by some elderly supporters of Sarah Palin, set to the tune of the famous Civil War-era Battle Hymn of the Republic. This is why you HAVE to vote – So you can cancel out these … Continue reading
An Incomplete List of Various Things I Found In Our Couch Cushions While Vacuuming
3 socks $1.38 in various coins My fiancée’s nail clippers My nail clippers An unexploded ketchup packet An exploded ketchup packet One half of Amanda’s phone skin cover 3 used kleenex My long-rumoured dead self-respect A copy of The Expendables … Continue reading
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Tagged Afghanistan, Assault rifle, Beauty, Expendables, gross, Guinness, hoarders, livin' the dream, living rooms, Nail clipper, Shopping, Twizzler
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Nice Try, Richard Gere.
Clink: Reddit‘s Johnnyvelvet
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Tagged Bruce Willis, Carey Lowell, John Travolta, Liu Xiaobo, New York City, Nicolas Cage, Reddit, Richard Gere
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This Cat Hates Justin Bieber Almost As Much As I Do
Are we sure the “cat” in the following video isn’t an Ewok? It kinda looks like an Ewok. Or maybe a Mogwai. Whatever. The “cat” looks funny. Mostly pissed, but also funny.
Wes Welker’s Foot References
God Bless Wes Welker. In just 9 minutes of Q&A, Welker made an oddly high number of foot references. in honor of Rex Ryan‘s little fetish. Here they all are in video form, courtesy CSNNE.com.
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Tagged Darrelle Revis, Foot fetishism, Jets, New England Patriots, New York Jets, NFL, NY Jets, Rex Ryan, tom brady, Wes Welker, Wide receiver
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The Office Dubstep
OK, I’m not cool enough to know what dubstep is; all I know is that it sounds like a copy machine broke and developed a blood lust that could only be quenched by completing a jihad upon my ears, but … Continue reading
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Tagged Arts, Dubstep, Golden Globe Award, HBO, Karl Pilkington, Michael Scott, Office, Ricky Gervais, Ricky Gervais Show, Science Channel, Stephen Merchant, The Office
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Mugshot Of The Day #2: Drunk Girl On Cape Cod
Ok – This one’s a little hard to follow, but totally worth it: An emotionally disturbed 47-year-old Centerville man purposely jumped in front of a westbound Dodge Dakota pick up truck. The operator of the truck took immediate evasive action … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day #1: Brett Favre’s Sister
Brett’s having a tough year. The naughty cell-phone pics, missing the playoffs, and now his sister gets arrested in a meth raid. (I dodn’t know he could become any more of a redneck, but I apparently was wrong.) Brandi Favre, … Continue reading
Confessions of a Disney World Employee
This incredibly funny story told by Adande AKA “Swoozie” recounts his years as a part-time castmember at Disney-MGM Studios at Walt Disney World working at the Indiana Jones ride, and how Disney got him to do stuff be enticing him with … Continue reading
Every X-Files Episode Ever Summarized
It WAS a bit formulaic, but Scully was hot and the The Cigarette Man was BAD-ASS.
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Tagged Business, Cigarette, David Duchovny, Erlenmeyer flask, Gillian Anderson, Open Text Summarizer, POSIX, Scully, Shopping, Source code, Telltale Games
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Place Your Bets: Streaker Vs. Plexiglass Wall
A guy tried to run naked across a tennis court while two people were playing, but the court was surrounded by big plexiglass walls, and he ran right into one at full-speed. It’s hard to tell if he did it … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Levine, Lead vocalist, Not safe for work, Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer, Sport, Tennis, Tennis court
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Crazy Flood Video From Australia
Check out this incredible footage of a flash flood in Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia that washed away several cars in a parking lot on January 10th. Donations to the flood relief effort can be made through Queensland Government Appeal.
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Tagged Australia, Brisbane, Flash flood, Flood, Government of Queensland, Lockyer Valley, Queensland, Toowoomba
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