Monthly Archives: January 2011

The Internet Frightens And Confuses Bryant Gumbel

Granted –  it was 1994, and Katie Couric’s hair was distracting – but this clip from the Today Show where Bryant Gumbel stumbles over the idea of this crazy thing called “The Internet”… is solid awkward gold. 

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Place Your Bets: A Wild Turkey Vs. A Cape Cod Mail Truck

A turkey attacked a mail truck trying to deliver packages on Cape Cod. Before you click-through and watch the hilariously awesome video, tell us who you think is going to “win” this legendary battle!  

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What Do We Need From The Grocery Store?

Clink: Videogum

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The Power Of Infographics

Hey…I can count to potato! I’m already sorry for posting that. Clink: lunchbreath

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Horrifying: So Many Monkeys

Straight nightmare fuel, this is.

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Watch Out, Women of Arizona State!

… Because Stevie’s coming for that ass! Congratulations to one of my best friends in the whole freakin’ world – Stevie! (Regular readers will recognize him – He’s popped up and now and again on this site, and become the … Continue reading

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Muppet Mayhem – A Remix

By far, the Muppet Show is my favorite show from my youth. Just unbelievably creative and funny and really well done. I’m so psyched Jason Segel (he’s seriously underrated – Forgetting Sarah Marshall was tremendous) is the one bringing them … Continue reading

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More Talking Animals From BBC’s “Walk On The Wild Side”

This BBC One show (Walk On The Wild Side) looks AMAZING. I think some of this stuff is new. Such a simply but brilliant concept.

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The United States Of Shame

What does your state suck at the most? All states have to come dead last in something, right? Massachusetts has the worst drivers, (but we knew that already.) Louisiana?  They have the highest rate of Gonorrhea. Mississippi is the fattest, Iowa is … Continue reading

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A Slap-Happy Supercut

I’d like to present: “Glove, Actually – An Ode to Cinema’s Greatest Slaps” by Jeff Smith

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Mugshot Of The Day #3 – Meth Lab Moron

The picture above was taken moments after a meth lab exploded. The alledged victim in the picture has been charged with dealing the illegal drug andtaken to jail, as his HOUSE BLEW UP. Wait until you see who got arrested … Continue reading

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That Guy – The Winter Warrior

Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading

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I Think We Should Ask Your Mom

Seriously – that’s kind of messed up. I’m going to guess Howard Stern had something to do with this.

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Mark Sanchez Wiped A Booger on Mark Brunell

Jets QB Mark Sanchez should probably spend more time focusing on the game instead of picking his nose and being gross.

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Mugshot Of The Day #2: Remember Terry Glenn?

Yep, the former #1 Pats pick  got arrested for the 5th TIME this weekend. He was busted in Denton County, Texas for DWI and 2 counts of marijuana possession. “Duuuuuuuuuuuude I can taste how bad I am at football.”

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Mugshot Of The Day: The Homeless Man’s Hooker

A 31-year-old Florida woman faces a prostitution charge after having sex with a homeless man Friday night. What did he pay her with, oranges he was planning on selling on the on-ramp?! You ready to see this landbeast? and here’s … Continue reading

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Rex Ryan & The Jets Booted By The Steelers

The Steelers beat the NY Jets this weekend, and Rex Ryan took it as well as could be expected. Just kidding. He pitched a hissyfit on the sidelines. Here’s a blurrier (but unedited version)

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Big Ben Got A Taste Of His Own Medicine

Yum… If you were to lick this post, you’d note it tastes like Rohypnol. Rashard Mendenhall gave Ben Roethlisberger the business on the final play of the Steeler’s win over the Jets yesterday.

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What Did You Expect?

This is neither here nor there, but I’m drunk off my ass on scotch right now.

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The Swanson Pyramid Of Greatness

Embiggen! Learn it. Live it. Love it. Ron Swanson is awesome. Clink: RoboShark Publishing House & Fuzzy Kitty Emporium &  The Clearly Dope

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Pay Attention In School, Kids

Clink: SMBC Comics

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British Lawmaker Seeking “Creditable Debate” Interrupted By His Musical Tie

Nadhim Zahawi, a member of the ruling Conservative party in the UK, was taking part in a House of Commons debate late Wednesday when his red tie emitted a tinny tune that picked up by a microphone hanging above his … Continue reading

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For The Love Of God, Somebody Tell Me What I’m Missing In This Picture

I found this on Buzzfeed in one of those collections of pictures with hidden thing in them. You know, the “when you see it, you’ll shit bricks” variety. The picture above is the only one that still flummoxes me. I … Continue reading

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I Want To Learn How To Play The Guitar & Then Have A Daughter & Then Go On Ellen RIGHT NOW

Jorge Narvaez and his adorable daughter Alexa are Ellen DeGeneres‘ guests and perform their cover of Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros’ “Home” on her show. Here’s the original video that went viral last week. And here’s the original song: … Continue reading

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Texting Girl Falls Into Mall Fountain At The Berkshire Mall

After the break, check out the mall security footage of a girl falling into a fountain while texting at the Berkshire Mall. The mall cops and employees got a good laugh at her expense, but they’re in real trouble, as … Continue reading

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Brett Favre Comes Back Yet Again, This Time To Remake His Fellow Attention Whore LeBron’s Nike Commercial “Rise”

/golf clap You all realize he’s going to come back again, right? We’re clear? It’s going to happen. Clinks: The High Definite via Tony Yacenda | Via

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Place Your Bets: White Boy Rap Battle

Tom Hanks’ son (Chet Haze) Vs. Emerson’s George Watsky. Before you see their videos, give us a prediction. Here’s Watsky: Here’s Chet:

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Lyrics: Then & Now

I like how they used Comic Sans to really bang the point home. Clink: Bits and Pieces

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This Baby Is More Metal Than You Will Ever Be

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Coachella 2011 Looks Lamer Than Past Coachellas, Yet Still Better Than “Brochella”, But Nowhere NEAR As Awesome As “Fauxchella”

I’ve never been to Coachella. I’ve always wanted to go. Looking at this year’s just-released schedule, I’ve got to say: I’m not that impressed with this year’s line-up. Quick thoughts: Last year’s was better. I know how hipster-douche that sounds, … Continue reading

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Whiskey In A… Can?

Panama-based Scottish Spirits says it has begun testing the controversial beverage in its Caribbean and South American markets. “The can is the perfect size to be shared between three people who can mix it with other things like cola,” says … Continue reading

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Mugshot Of The Day: Laurence Maroney Will Be Dancing Behind The Chain-Gang Line Soon

Former Patriots 1st round pick and current (soon-to-be “former”) Denver Broncos running back Laurence Maroney was arrested in St. Louis Monday night after a vehicle he was in was stopped by officers who found marijuana and a weapon inside his … Continue reading

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This Feels Like An Experiment I’d Like To Be A Part Of

The original hovercats! Clink: Hot Hot Japan Hot

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I Feel Ya, RDJ

Like the fist of an angry God, I would. I smell a Top 5er in our not so distant future. Clink: The Clearly Dope

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How To Make Instant Fog

Samantha gives a demonstration of boiling water evaporating as it is thrown into the air during -30C weather in Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada. Clink: Laughing Squid  

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Meet Emerson College Product & Wordsmith George Watsky

Is it the best thing ever? No, but it’s better than what I can do. For those of you who think it’s sped up, watch the cat. George Watsky Clink: Blame It On The Voices

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Jeff Bridges Took A Tour Of The Little Lebowski Shop

“Jeff Bridges: The Dude Abides” aired last week as part of the “American Masters” series on PBS. The scene above  shows Jeff Bridges visiting The Little Lebowski Shop in Greenwich Village, a store entirely dedicated to the film The Big … Continue reading

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The Battle Hymn Of Sarah Palin

This “tribute” song was recorded by some elderly supporters of Sarah Palin, set to the tune of the famous Civil War-era Battle Hymn of the Republic. This is why you HAVE to vote – So you can cancel out these … Continue reading

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An Incomplete List of Various Things I Found In Our Couch Cushions While Vacuuming

3 socks $1.38 in various coins My fiancée’s nail clippers My nail clippers An unexploded ketchup packet An exploded ketchup packet One half of Amanda’s phone skin cover 3 used kleenex My long-rumoured dead self-respect A copy of The Expendables … Continue reading

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Guess Where Barstool Sports Ends Up On This Chart

I try to give proper credit to whomever I gank stuff from when I post it here, but sometimes, I get lazy and forget. (That’s what those “Clink” links are for. Usually, that’s where I saw it, and I want … Continue reading

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Nice Try, Richard Gere.

Clink: Reddit‘s Johnnyvelvet

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This Cat Hates Justin Bieber Almost As Much As I Do

Are we sure the “cat” in the following video isn’t an Ewok? It kinda looks like an Ewok. Or maybe a Mogwai. Whatever. The “cat” looks funny. Mostly pissed, but also funny.

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Wes Welker’s Foot References

God Bless Wes Welker. In just 9 minutes of Q&A,  Welker made an oddly high number of foot references. in honor of Rex Ryan‘s little fetish.  Here they all are in video form, courtesy CSNNE.com.

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The Office Dubstep

OK, I’m not cool enough to know what dubstep is; all I know is that it sounds like a copy machine broke and developed a blood lust that could only be quenched by completing a jihad upon my ears, but … Continue reading

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Mugshot Of The Day #2: Drunk Girl On Cape Cod

Ok – This one’s a little hard to follow, but totally worth it: An emotionally disturbed 47-year-old Centerville man purposely jumped in front of a westbound Dodge Dakota pick up truck. The operator of the truck took immediate evasive action … Continue reading

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Mugshot Of The Day #1: Brett Favre’s Sister

Brett’s having a tough year. The naughty cell-phone pics, missing the playoffs, and now his sister gets arrested in a meth raid. (I dodn’t know he could become any more of a redneck, but I apparently was wrong.) Brandi Favre, … Continue reading

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Confessions of a Disney World Employee

This incredibly funny story told by Adande AKA “Swoozie” recounts his years as a part-time castmember at Disney-MGM Studios at Walt Disney World working at the Indiana Jones ride, and how Disney got him to do stuff be enticing him with … Continue reading

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Every X-Files Episode Ever Summarized

It WAS a bit formulaic, but Scully was hot and the The Cigarette Man was BAD-ASS.

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Place Your Bets: Streaker Vs. Plexiglass Wall

A guy tried to run naked across a tennis court while two people were playing, but the court was surrounded by big plexiglass walls, and he ran right into one at full-speed.  It’s hard to tell if he did it … Continue reading

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Crazy Flood Video From Australia

Check out this  incredible footage of a flash flood in Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia that washed away several cars in a parking lot on January 10th. Donations to the flood relief effort can be made through Queensland Government Appeal.

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