Monthly Archives: April 2011

Adios, I’m Driving My New Lincoln Outta Town

At least, for the rest of the weekend. Go enjoy the warm weather, you pale-ass bastards.

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My One And Only Thought On The Royal Wedding

Now go about your lives and let’s never speak of it again.

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Jack Edwards’ Postgame Wrap-Up Last Night Was Hilarious

After the Bruins sent the floppin’ Habs (did you see what Subban did?) packing after an excellent game 7 OT win, NESN announcer Jack Edwards got to deliver his parting thoughts right before they signed off for the night. Love … Continue reading

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Tons Of Scary-Ass Tornado Footage From Alabama

Dusty Compton/Associated Press Check out this unbelievable footage shot on the University of Alabama campus of a mile-wide (!) tornado headed toward downtown Tuscaloosa. Jesus. And we have the nerve to complain about the cold weather.  [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohIVzIZLuQd]

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Place Your Bets: Man Vs. Moose In Sweden

This guy goes into all-out viking-mode when this moose tries to charge him. He’s only got a pipe to protect himself and his girlfriend. Before you watch the video, take a guess and predict: who wins?

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The Hardest Par 3 In The World

This is the 19th hole at The Legend Golf and Safari Resort in South Africa, and it’s only accessible by helicopter! The elevation of the tee box on this hole is 640 yards, which stands on the edge of a cliff. The distance … Continue reading

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This Dog Doesn’t Like Her New Shoes

I can’t imagine why. She looks smashing in them.

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“The Office” Documentary Team Could Use A Break

After seven years, you’d think the documentary crew shooting the Office documentary at DUNDER-MIFFLIN would have gotten enough good footage, right? Clink: splitsider

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Mugshot Of The Day: Hide Yo Weed!

…And you thought his 15 minutes were over! Antoine Dodson of “Bed Intruder Song” fame is back in the spotlight after being arrested on what he thinks is a trumped up charge of marijuana possession and four other misdemeanors in Alabama. The … Continue reading

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Cop Beats & Arrests Man For Filming Crime Scene

Last month, a Las Vegas cop named Derek Colling was at the scene of a burglary and saw a guy taking video from across the street, which is completely legal. But when Colling told him to turn the camera off … Continue reading

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A Las Vegas Cop Beat & Arrested a Guy for Just For Filming a Crime Scene

Last month, a Las Vegas cop named Derek Colling was at the scene of a burglary and saw a guy taking video from across the street, which is completely legal. But when Colling told him to turn the camera off … Continue reading

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60 Years Of The “Wilhelm Scream”

The “Wilhelm Scream” is a stock sound effect that was first used in 1951 in a movie called The Distant Drums, and then later resurrected by Star Wars. It’s been used in more than 80 films since. Trust me, if you’ve watched … Continue reading

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Let’s Go… Sixers?

Since the C’s already swept the Knicks and more rest for the Celtics means they might get Shaquille O’Neal back for the next series, I’m rooting for the 76ers to extend their opening round tilt with the Heat tomorrow night. … Continue reading

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Mugshots Of The Day: Daddy’s Little Girl

An Iowa father and daughter were arrested in Tampa, Florida after the 51-year-old daughter tried to pick up a hooker for her 80-year old Dad as an Easter weekend present. Allegedly, Pia Kirchberg offered an undercover police officer 20 bucks … Continue reading

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Urkel: The Original Hipster

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Mugshot Of The Day: The Serial Paint Huffer

Indiana police arrested Fort Wayne resident Kelly Gene Gibson for huffing paint. Oh, but this isn’t the first time Gibson has been arrested, for you see, Gibson REALLY likes to huff paint. So much so that Gibson has been arrested … Continue reading

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Wanna See What An Albino Raccoon Looks Like?

…Of course you do! This video is interesting enough, seeing as it does feature an albino raccoon, which in itself is rare. But it’s the Twin Peaks-style random twist at the end that really puts it over the top.

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Airport Gets Walloped By a Tornado

Lambert-St. Louis International Airport was hit by a tornado. It was the biggest tornado that area had seen since 1967. It registered a 4 on the Fujita scale (the highest rating being a 5) based on the amount of damage … Continue reading

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That Guy – Who Can’t Wait To Tell You About The Giant S*** He Just Took

Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen to all of them … Continue reading

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48 Of The World’s Worst Easter Bunnies

I’ve gone ahead and gathered a ton of photos of the world’s worst Easter bunnies into one huge gallery. Want to see? Well, grab hold of your eggs and click the pic!

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Andrew Ference’s Finger Lands Him In A Load Of Trouble

After scoring a tying goal in the game 4 win over the rival Habs last night, Bruins defenseman Andrew Ference did what all Bruins fans have dreamed of doing for the last 30 years and gave the ol’ middle finger … Continue reading

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A Spanish Soccer Player Dropped a Championship Trophy During The Victory Parade And a Bus Ran Over It

(Photo by Scott Heavey/Getty Images) The Real Madrid soccer team won the Spanish soccer championship the other day, and during the victory parade, a star player named Sergio Ramos dropped the trophy from on top of a bus, and the … Continue reading

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And Now… The Greatest Speech Ever Given!

They say JFK was quite an orator, and that Churchill was no slouch in front of a microphone. They were both pretty good, but they’ve got NOTHING on this guy Tim “Wild Thang” Lepard. he manages a team of dog-riding … Continue reading

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Hey, Habs Fans! Do You Like My New Shirt?

Go Bruins! Montreal sucks. Those Canadiens fans have been falling all over themselves to blast me on twitter. Suck on it, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Bruins in 6.

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The Internet Grab Bag Seeks Vengeance

In my travels across this hellscape we call the Internet, I’ve stumbled upon many wonderous random pictures, charts and gifs that I (for some reason or another) took a fancy to and saved for a later day. I now want to … Continue reading

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Amazing First Person Video of Escaping An Avalanche by Ski Jumping From Cliff

All that title is missing is the words “XXXTREME!” and “Mountain Dew“. It doesn’t get much cooler than this. These guys are pretty funny too. “Did You see that avalanche?” It would be pretty hard to miss, bucko!

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Baby Penguin Getting Tickled = Game Over

With this video added to the baby laughing at the dog eating bubbles and the hiccuping, banana eating baby porcupine, we have now completed the “cute video trifecta” for the day. I’m off to get myself an ice cream.

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These Guys Suck At Playing “Punch The Bag”

You know that arcade game where you have to punch a punching bag and it “registers” how strong your punch is?

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Baby Porcupine Gets The Hiccups While Eating A Banana

Ok, this is WAY cuter than the video of the baby laughing at the dog eating bubbles. It blows it out of the water.

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Dog Eats Bubbles While Baby Laughs

This video is so cute and sweet, you might need a shot of insulin after watching it. I’m a little worried about how close that dog is getting to that baby’s face, but it’s still adorable.

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Is The Dead Alien They Found In Russia Legit Or A Hoax?

A new video circulating the web shows a group of Russians coming across what appears to be a frozen alien carcass. The video, which already has over 4 million views, says that the alien “body” was found in a UFO … Continue reading

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How To Smoke Weed Like A Grown-Up

Happy 4/20 everybody! Now stop smoking out of Mt. Dew cans and tinfoil and burn one like a man. If anybody would like to purchase any or all of these items for me and give them to me as a … Continue reading

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‘A Tornado Took My Hamburger’

Witness the story of Eric Hubbard, from Jackson, MS, the man whose hamburger, fries and drink were tragically stolen by a tornado.

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Doggie See, Doggie Do, Doggie Dances To Hip Hop

This French Bulldog named Pinga apparently really likes the current urban music scene.

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Let’s Play “Spot The Ukulele!”

I thought I saw it for a second, but I think that might have just been solar glare. I’m really bad at this game, but I like it A LOT. 

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How To Film A Tornado Like A Man

Hundreds of tornadoes touched down all across the southeastern part of the country this past weekend, and there are a ton of videos of them on YouTube, but this one is AWESOME. This video was taken in Wilson, North Carolina … Continue reading

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5 Minutes of Awesome Things Happening

You know, so many of the popular videos on YouTube features bad stuff happening that cameras just happen to catch. Usually somebody gets hit in the junk, or falls down the stairs, or blows a breakaway dunk. It’s not often … Continue reading

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How To Win A Wheelbarrow Race

Dude, the guys in this video are no joke. Watch their ridiculous techniques they use to compete with each other in a wheelbarrow race.

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Mugshot Of The Day: The Battle of The Parking Lot Wheelies

Police arrested a 67-year-old man named Harry Lee Gray after a woman said he “charged” at her in his electric wheelchair, crashing into her bicycle after chasing her around a parking lot for three days. She said Gray purposely crashed … Continue reading

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A Boston Marathon Runner’s Inner Thoughts

With the Boston Marathon kicking off today (I’m reporting live from the starting line in Hopkinton all morning), the fine folks from the Improv Asylum go inside the minds of one of the runners, and it’s pretty hilarious. ‘

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BBC Human Planet: The Douche

In the style of their award winning documetary series Planet Earth comes this from BBC: For a few weeks, a BBC film crew had the opportunity to follow a unique specimen, they were able to observe and record its mannerisms, rituals and … Continue reading

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The Cops In Turkey Aren’t That Smart

This is the perfect video. In length, concept, hilarity…Everything. This cop has got to feel really stupid.

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Mugshot Of The Day: Please Drive-Thru, Then Get Arrested

Florida police in Coral Springs tried to pull over 64-year-old Roberta Spen because her brake lights were out on Monday night. She either didn’t see the cop trying to pull her over or didn’t care…Because she was hungry. Roberta ignored … Continue reading

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This Dog Is Really Bad At Humping

So close, and yet so far.

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New Bruins Fight Song – “Black-n-Gold” by Age Against The Machine

WWE/Columbia recording artist and Boston’s own AGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (who recorded the WWE themes “On your Knees” (Jack Swagger) and D-Generation X 2010) came up with the “Get up and GO” theme song for the Boston Bruins in this year’s … Continue reading

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Kobe Calls Ref A F****t

Reason #211,314,487 you shouldn’t root for the Lakers: Kobe Bryant appeared to direct a homophobic slur toward referee Bennie Adams during a game Tuesday night. He’s been fined $100,000 and issued an apology where he didn’t actually apologize, saying his homophobic … Continue reading

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Did Obama Put Biden To Sleep With Budget Speech?

President Obama gave a speech about the national debt at George Washington University in D.C. yesterday and Vice President Joe Biden nodded off in the middle of it.  It looks like the lady sitting behind Biden’s having trouble staying awake, … Continue reading

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If You Don’t Like Heights, DO NOT Watch This Video

These kids are so stupid.

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That’s One HELL of A Golf Course Hazard

Imagine hitting your golf ball into a water hazard, walking to the edge of the water, and seeing a ten-foot long shark swimming around.  Well, it’s possible at the Carbrook Golf Club in Queensland, Australia – which features a lake filled with … Continue reading

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Bugs Bunny Taught This Parent Well

Reverse psychology should still be taught Saturday mornings. This father remembers his lessons, and executes it to perfection on his son. 

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