For Mikey – 1978-2009
One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.WTF?
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Monthly Archives: April 2011
Adios, I’m Driving My New Lincoln Outta Town
At least, for the rest of the weekend. Go enjoy the warm weather, you pale-ass bastards.
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My One And Only Thought On The Royal Wedding
Now go about your lives and let’s never speak of it again.
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Tagged Kate Middleton, Prince William of Wales, Programs, RoyalWedding, Soap Operas, Television, Wedding, Westminster Abbey
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Jack Edwards’ Postgame Wrap-Up Last Night Was Hilarious
After the Bruins sent the floppin’ Habs (did you see what Subban did?) packing after an excellent game 7 OT win, NESN announcer Jack Edwards got to deliver his parting thoughts right before they signed off for the night. Love … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston Bruins, Bruins, Jack Edwards, Montreal, Montreal Canadiens, National Hockey League, NESN, New England Sports Network
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Tons Of Scary-Ass Tornado Footage From Alabama
Dusty Compton/Associated Press Check out this unbelievable footage shot on the University of Alabama campus of a mile-wide (!) tornado headed toward downtown Tuscaloosa. Jesus. And we have the nerve to complain about the cold weather. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohIVzIZLuQd]
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Tagged Alabama, Birmingham, Jesus, Tornado, Tuscaloosa, Tuscaloosa Alabama, University of Alabama, Weather, youtube
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Place Your Bets: Man Vs. Moose In Sweden
This guy goes into all-out viking-mode when this moose tries to charge him. He’s only got a pipe to protect himself and his girlfriend. Before you watch the video, take a guess and predict: who wins?
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Tagged Arts, Lake Erie, Moose, Programs, Recreation, Sergei Shirokov, Television, Third Watch, Viking Guy
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The Hardest Par 3 In The World
This is the 19th hole at The Legend Golf and Safari Resort in South Africa, and it’s only accessible by helicopter! The elevation of the tee box on this hole is 640 yards, which stands on the edge of a cliff. The distance … Continue reading
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Tagged Africa, Golf, Government, Par (score), South Africa, Teeing ground, Tiger Woods, Travel and Tourism
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This Dog Doesn’t Like Her New Shoes
I can’t imagine why. She looks smashing in them.
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Tagged Africa, Arts, Dog, Shoe, Shopping, Teen Missions International, Television, Third Watch
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“The Office” Documentary Team Could Use A Break
After seven years, you’d think the documentary crew shooting the Office documentary at DUNDER-MIFFLIN would have gotten enough good footage, right? Clink: splitsider
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Tagged Arts, Documentary, Documentary film, Dunder Mifflin, movie, Office, Television, youtube
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Cop Beats & Arrests Man For Filming Crime Scene
Last month, a Las Vegas cop named Derek Colling was at the scene of a burglary and saw a guy taking video from across the street, which is completely legal. But when Colling told him to turn the camera off … Continue reading
A Las Vegas Cop Beat & Arrested a Guy for Just For Filming a Crime Scene
Last month, a Las Vegas cop named Derek Colling was at the scene of a burglary and saw a guy taking video from across the street, which is completely legal. But when Colling told him to turn the camera off … Continue reading
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Tagged District attorney, Las Vegas, Las Vegas Nevada, Las Vegas Review-Journal, Police, Police officer, United States, youtube
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60 Years Of The “Wilhelm Scream”
The “Wilhelm Scream” is a stock sound effect that was first used in 1951 in a movie called The Distant Drums, and then later resurrected by Star Wars. It’s been used in more than 80 films since. Trust me, if you’ve watched … Continue reading
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Tagged Cliff Clavin, Distant Drums, Film, Purple People Eater, Sheb Wooley, star wars, Stock sound effect, Wilhelm Scream
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Let’s Go… Sixers?
Since the C’s already swept the Knicks and more rest for the Celtics means they might get Shaquille O’Neal back for the next series, I’m rooting for the 76ers to extend their opening round tilt with the Heat tomorrow night. … Continue reading
Mugshots Of The Day: Daddy’s Little Girl
An Iowa father and daughter were arrested in Tampa, Florida after the 51-year-old daughter tried to pick up a hooker for her 80-year old Dad as an Easter weekend present. Allegedly, Pia Kirchberg offered an undercover police officer 20 bucks … Continue reading
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Tagged Easter Week, facebook, Fun Stuff, Iowa, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Tampa Florida, twitter, Undercover, WZLX
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Mugshot Of The Day: The Serial Paint Huffer
Indiana police arrested Fort Wayne resident Kelly Gene Gibson for huffing paint. Oh, but this isn’t the first time Gibson has been arrested, for you see, Gibson REALLY likes to huff paint. So much so that Gibson has been arrested … Continue reading
Wanna See What An Albino Raccoon Looks Like?
…Of course you do! This video is interesting enough, seeing as it does feature an albino raccoon, which in itself is rare. But it’s the Twin Peaks-style random twist at the end that really puts it over the top.
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Tagged Albinism, Arts, Dramas, Koala, Programs, Raccoon, Television, Twin Peaks
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Airport Gets Walloped By a Tornado
Lambert-St. Louis International Airport was hit by a tornado. It was the biggest tornado that area had seen since 1967. It registered a 4 on the Fujita scale (the highest rating being a 5) based on the amount of damage … Continue reading
That Guy – Who Can’t Wait To Tell You About The Giant S*** He Just Took
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen to all of them … Continue reading
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Tagged Aladdin Sane, Big Head, Boston, Classic Rock, David Bowie, Ellis Island, Games, Hi-C, holidays, karlson & mckenzie, Recreation, That Guy, WZLX
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48 Of The World’s Worst Easter Bunnies
I’ve gone ahead and gathered a ton of photos of the world’s worst Easter bunnies into one huge gallery. Want to see? Well, grab hold of your eggs and click the pic!
Andrew Ference’s Finger Lands Him In A Load Of Trouble
After scoring a tying goal in the game 4 win over the rival Habs last night, Bruins defenseman Andrew Ference did what all Bruins fans have dreamed of doing for the last 30 years and gave the ol’ middle finger … Continue reading
A Spanish Soccer Player Dropped a Championship Trophy During The Victory Parade And a Bus Ran Over It
(Photo by Scott Heavey/Getty Images) The Real Madrid soccer team won the Spanish soccer championship the other day, and during the victory parade, a star player named Sergio Ramos dropped the trophy from on top of a bus, and the … Continue reading
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Tagged Association football, Copa del Rey, Madrid, Real Madrid C.F., Sergio Ramos, Soccer, Sports, Victory parade
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And Now… The Greatest Speech Ever Given!
They say JFK was quite an orator, and that Churchill was no slouch in front of a microphone. They were both pretty good, but they’ve got NOTHING on this guy Tim “Wild Thang” Lepard. he manages a team of dog-riding … Continue reading
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Tagged baseball, JFK (film), Leagues, Minor League, Minor league baseball, Monkey, Peoria Illinois, Sports
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Hey, Habs Fans! Do You Like My New Shirt?
Go Bruins! Montreal sucks. Those Canadiens fans have been falling all over themselves to blast me on twitter. Suck on it, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Bruins in 6.
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Tagged Andrew Ference, Bell Centre, Boston Bruins, HOCKEY!, Ice Hockey, Leagues, Max Pacioretty, Montreal, Montreal Canadiens, Patrice Bergeron, Sports, Tim Thomas, Zdeno Chara
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The Internet Grab Bag Seeks Vengeance
In my travels across this hellscape we call the Internet, I’ve stumbled upon many wonderous random pictures, charts and gifs that I (for some reason or another) took a fancy to and saved for a later day. I now want to … Continue reading
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Tagged Arts, Drive-In Theaters, Hard disk drive, Hardware, internet grab bag, Marvel Comics, movies, Theaters, United States
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Amazing First Person Video of Escaping An Avalanche by Ski Jumping From Cliff
All that title is missing is the words “XXXTREME!” and “Mountain Dew“. It doesn’t get much cooler than this. These guys are pretty funny too. “Did You see that avalanche?” It would be pretty hard to miss, bucko!
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Tagged Avalanche, Grand Teton National Park, Mont Vélan, Mountain Dew, Pennine Alps, Ski, Sports, Switzerland
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Baby Penguin Getting Tickled = Game Over
With this video added to the baby laughing at the dog eating bubbles and the hiccuping, banana eating baby porcupine, we have now completed the “cute video trifecta” for the day. I’m off to get myself an ice cream.
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Tagged Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden, cooking, Frozen, Home, Ice cream, Little Penguin, Tickling, youtube
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These Guys Suck At Playing “Punch The Bag”
You know that arcade game where you have to punch a punching bag and it “registers” how strong your punch is?
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Tagged Arcade game, Coin-Op, Collecting, Games, Muhammad Ali, Programs, Punching bag, Video Games
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Baby Porcupine Gets The Hiccups While Eating A Banana
Ok, this is WAY cuter than the video of the baby laughing at the dog eating bubbles. It blows it out of the water.
Dog Eats Bubbles While Baby Laughs
This video is so cute and sweet, you might need a shot of insulin after watching it. I’m a little worried about how close that dog is getting to that baby’s face, but it’s still adorable.
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Tagged Baby, Baby Laugh, Children, Cuteness, Shopping, Target Corporation, Today (NBC program), youtube
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How To Smoke Weed Like A Grown-Up
Happy 4/20 everybody! Now stop smoking out of Mt. Dew cans and tinfoil and burn one like a man. If anybody would like to purchase any or all of these items for me and give them to me as a … Continue reading
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Tagged Academy Award, Addiction, Arts, Cigarette, Health, Pagemaster, Quitting, Services, Sitcoms, Smoking cessation, Substance Abuse, Television, Tobacco, WEED, Whoopi Goldberg, Wiz Khalifa
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‘A Tornado Took My Hamburger’
Witness the story of Eric Hubbard, from Jackson, MS, the man whose hamburger, fries and drink were tragically stolen by a tornado.
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Tagged Carolinas, Jackson Mississippi, Jesus, North Carolina, Tornado, United States, Wilson North Carolina, youtube
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Let’s Play “Spot The Ukulele!”
I thought I saw it for a second, but I think that might have just been solar glare. I’m really bad at this game, but I like it A LOT.
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Tagged Bohemian Rhapsody, Compact Disc, George Harrison, Hawaii, Jake Shimabukuro, Ukulele, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, youtube
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How To Film A Tornado Like A Man
Hundreds of tornadoes touched down all across the southeastern part of the country this past weekend, and there are a ton of videos of them on YouTube, but this one is AWESOME. This video was taken in Wilson, North Carolina … Continue reading
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Tagged Jesus, North Carolina, Raleigh North Carolina, Tornado, United States, Walgreens, Wilson North Carolina, youtube
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5 Minutes of Awesome Things Happening
You know, so many of the popular videos on YouTube features bad stuff happening that cameras just happen to catch. Usually somebody gets hit in the junk, or falls down the stairs, or blows a breakaway dunk. It’s not often … Continue reading
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Tagged Arts, china, Copyright, Copyright infringement, Entertainment, Video, viral video, youtube
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Mugshot Of The Day: The Battle of The Parking Lot Wheelies
Police arrested a 67-year-old man named Harry Lee Gray after a woman said he “charged” at her in his electric wheelchair, crashing into her bicycle after chasing her around a parking lot for three days. She said Gray purposely crashed … Continue reading
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Tagged Bicycle, Business, Cycling, Motorized wheelchair, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Pompano Beach Florida, Sports, Toledo Ohio
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A Boston Marathon Runner’s Inner Thoughts
With the Boston Marathon kicking off today (I’m reporting live from the starting line in Hopkinton all morning), the fine folks from the Improv Asylum go inside the minds of one of the runners, and it’s pretty hilarious. ‘
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Tagged Boston, Boston Marathon, CBS, Hopkinton, Hopkinton Massachusetts, Improv Asylum, Marathon, Sports
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BBC Human Planet: The Douche
In the style of their award winning documetary series Planet Earth comes this from BBC: For a few weeks, a BBC film crew had the opportunity to follow a unique specimen, they were able to observe and record its mannerisms, rituals and … Continue reading
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Tagged BBC, Discovery Channel, Film crew, Human Planet, Mike Rowe, Planet Earth (TV series), Television, Victoria Falls
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The Cops In Turkey Aren’t That Smart
This is the perfect video. In length, concept, hilarity…Everything. This cop has got to feel really stupid.
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Tagged Arts, Cocaine, Facial hair, Ohio, Smart alec, Television, Third Watch, turkey
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Mugshot Of The Day: Please Drive-Thru, Then Get Arrested
Florida police in Coral Springs tried to pull over 64-year-old Roberta Spen because her brake lights were out on Monday night. She either didn’t see the cop trying to pull her over or didn’t care…Because she was hungry. Roberta ignored … Continue reading
This Dog Is Really Bad At Humping
So close, and yet so far.
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Tagged Arts, humpty dance, Kelly Ripa, Programs, Scotland, Shopping, Television, The Hump
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New Bruins Fight Song – “Black-n-Gold” by Age Against The Machine
WWE/Columbia recording artist and Boston’s own AGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (who recorded the WWE themes “On your Knees” (Jack Swagger) and D-Generation X 2010) came up with the “Get up and GO” theme song for the Boston Bruins in this year’s … Continue reading
Kobe Calls Ref A F****t
Reason #211,314,487 you shouldn’t root for the Lakers: Kobe Bryant appeared to direct a homophobic slur toward referee Bennie Adams during a game Tuesday night. He’s been fined $100,000 and issued an apology where he didn’t actually apologize, saying his homophobic … Continue reading
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Tagged Bennie Adams, Homophobia, kobe, Kobe Bryant, LGBT, Los Angeles Lakers, National Basketball Association, Technical foul
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If You Don’t Like Heights, DO NOT Watch This Video
These kids are so stupid.
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Tagged Arts, Free, Hosts, hulu, Netflix, United States, Web Design and Development, youtube
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That’s One HELL of A Golf Course Hazard
Imagine hitting your golf ball into a water hazard, walking to the edge of the water, and seeing a ten-foot long shark swimming around. Well, it’s possible at the Carbrook Golf Club in Queensland, Australia – which features a lake filled with … Continue reading
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Tagged Australia, Bull shark, Golf, Golf ball, Hazard (golf), Queensland, Shark, youtube
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Bugs Bunny Taught This Parent Well
Reverse psychology should still be taught Saturday mornings. This father remembers his lessons, and executes it to perfection on his son.
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Tagged Bugs Bunny, Easter, Easter Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Russell Brand, Saturday morning cartoon, United States, Warner Bros
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