For Mikey – 1978-2009
One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.WTF?
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What I’m Listening To These Past Three Weeks: 1st, 2nd & 3rd Week Of May 2013
Two THREE playlists for you! Highlights: WATSKY Highlights: That Daughter track, plus Bahamas (thanks, Timmy!) & Cayucas! Highlights: Mikal Cronin, CHAPPO… enjoy!
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Miami Heat Fans Are The Worst Fans In Basketball
This is far from breaking news to anyone who watches the NBA, but I knew the league wouldn’t let the Bulls have a shot last night, but that entire game was blantantly slanted to go Miami’s way from the jump. … Continue reading
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Tagged Bull, chicago, Chicago Bulls, Miami, Miami Heat, National Basketball Association, NBA, Stern
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Sexy Pool Party!
Dammit. This is more clever than anything I could ever do.
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Tagged Arts, Bikini, Entertainment, Hosting, Programs, Shopping, swimsuit, Television, Third Watch, Transportation, Video
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The Habs Started A Fight. The Sens Finished It.
Montreal just had their lunch handed to them. That was awesome.
We Scrappin.
I’ll be wearing this. Let’s go to work. Celts in 7.
For The Celtics To Beat The Knicks In NYC, All They Need To Do Is Play Better Ball Than This In The 2nd Half
It’s that simple. Don’t get smoked in the last two quarters, keep it close, and Melo will go iso for the last 5 minutes and cost them ‘Bockers Game 5. Celts in 7.
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Tagged Boston Celtics, Carmelo Anthony, Iman Shumpert, J. R. Smith, Kevin Garnett, Melo Uruguay, New York Knicks, Raymond Felton
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What I’m Listening To This Week: 4th Week Of April 2013
NEW FRANK TURNER! NEW YEAH YEAH YEAHS! NEW FLAMING LIPS! And a really good band I just found called the Thee Oh Sees!
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Tagged FRANK TURNER, Great Comet, iPhone, Languages, twitter, United States, Webster Hall, what I'm listening to this week, Yeahs
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Happy Birthday, Youtube! Let’s Celebrate With Some Bootleg Fireworks!
YouTube is 8 years old today… and we celebrate with one of my favorite videos of all-time. NSFW!
It’s A New Week. Let’s Try To Return To Normalcy. Here’s A Newsanchor Swearing A Blue Streak On His First Day On The Job.
Ahhhhhh…. that’s better. By the way, he got suspended. Let’s get back at it, folks!
Go Get ‘Em!
While These are somewhat blurry photos and there are probably many thousands of innocent people who look like them, and innocent until blah blah blah let’s get these fuckers. FBI.gov
For Boston: The K&M Montages « 100.7 WZLX
For Boston: The K&M Montages « 100.7 WZLX. That’s a link to the montages we’ve made over the past few days.
Watch The Hell Out Of This, Please: Colbert Report 04.16.13
Tremendous.
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Tagged Arts, Colbert Report, Comedy Central, Edie Falco, facebook, Stephen Colbert, Television, twitter
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Because We’re Boston. That’s Why.
I’m not gonna try to make sense of what happened at the Marathon, or even try to gather my thoughts about it. I’m just going to sit here and tell you something you probably already know, which is something we’re … Continue reading
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Tagged BFD, bombings. Terrorism, Boston, Boston Marathon, Boston Marathon bombings, BPS, Copley, Copley Square, EMD, Menino, patrick, Thanks
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Soon, All Popular Comedy Will Just Be Fart Noises
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Tagged Art, Canada!, Dramas, Fart, Flatulence, Programs, Television, Third Watch
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Happy Patriots Day, Everyone! Here’s A Video Of My Dog Dancing To Beyoncé
Amanda’s making the dog dance to Beyonce. This, for some reason, is beyond hilarious. vine.co/v/bFiUlPQ2Mt9 — Braden (@coltmonday) April 14, 2013
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Tagged april 14, Arts, Beyoncé Knowles, beyonce, Bootylicious, Braden, celebrities, Crazy In Love, Dance!, Entertainment, Grown Woman, Pepsi, single ladies, vine co
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This Is Probably Why You Need A Manager
You had one job, and you failed while failing at it. FAILCEPTION.
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Tagged Arts, Free, Hosting, Programs, Television, Third Watch, Web Design and Development, youtube
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Look At All Those…
I can’t breathe.
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Your Context-Free Video Of The Day
Have a good weekend!
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Tagged Arts, Context-free language, Events, HTTP, Protocols, Roger Ebert, Sachsenspiegel, Vienna
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Dammit, I Wish I Had HBO
Between this and “Game Of Thrones,” I feel like I’m missing out.
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Tagged Action, D.B. Weiss, Game of Thrones, Games, gaming, George R. R. Martin, HBO, Piracy, Video Games, videogames
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The NBA Is Rigged
Highlights from the Lakers very suspicious 2013 playoff push. After an embarrassing blowout to the Clippers on February 14th, it seemed unlikely that the Lakers would make the postseason. Over the next month they went on a miraculous winning spree … Continue reading
I Taught My 3-Month Old Nephew How To Speak Wookie
This was after a LOT of scotch. But he did it!
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Tagged Arts, chewbacca, Dramas, Longboard, Programs, Shopping, Skateboard, star wars, Television
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Evan Brown Has A Posse: STORM TEAM
Just saw this on Facebook. Evan Brown’s gone and got himself a band, named “Storm Team”, and they’ve release a music video. Gotta support the founding fathers. Check it out, it’s Downtown in all the right places.
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Tagged Cadel Evans, facebook, Jenelle Evans, Online Communities, paris, Social Networking, twitter, United States
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The First Honest Cable Company
Warning: NSFW language ahead! Headphones, people! Spot fuckin’ on.
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Tagged audio, cable, Consumer Electronics, Headphones, Not safe for work, Shopping, Streaming media, Television, USB
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This Hilariously Loopy Girl Thinks She Murdered Her Wisdom Teeth
Ahhhh, a video of a drugged up kid after oral surgery. This one is of a girl in Kansas named Abbie. Through the entire video of her car ride home, she can’t stop crying – because she’s convinced she MURDERED … Continue reading
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Tagged Abbie, aviation, cars, Drama, Entertainment, gaming, Health, Kansas, LiveScience, Oral surgery, Transportation, twitter, Wisdom tooth, youtube
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It’s Time To Change The World
Let’s do this thing already. Our kids are going to be ashamed enough of us as it is.
April Fool’s Day Approaches!
This guy’s reaction to April Fool’s Day pranks is more measured and reasonable than CBS Radio’s policy on them, so watching this video is as close as I’ll get to having fun on April 1.
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What I’m Listening To This Week: 4th Week Of March 2013
Billy Bragg, Marina & The Diamonds, & Music from the Walking Dead.
The 2012 Colt Monday Wordcloud
(click to make it bigger) You have no idea how long this took to figure out… and yes – I’m SHOCKED “motherfucker” didn’t make the cut.
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Tagged Andrew Luck, Baltimore Ravens, Free agent, Indianapolis Colts, Jim Irsay, Matt Hasselbeck, Tennessee Titans, twitter, wordcloud
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Ha Ha! What A Dork!
Oh, hey Joey. I hope you enjoyed your sure-to-be-brief Hollywood career. Lord knows puberty’s gonna up and kic- GAWDDAMMIT
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Tagged Arts, facebook, hollywood, hollywood career, Joey, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Login, music, Programs, Television, twitter, Video
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Tina Fey Continues To Be Hilarious
She broke out her Palin impression again.
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Tagged Inside the Actors Studio, James Lipton, Lipton, Palin, Republican, Sarah Palin, Saturday Night Live, Tina Fey
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Yeah, I Heard Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Are Dating.
People keep asking me if I heard about this, because I haven’t really kept my hatred for both of them a secret. To many, it’s been a surprise when I tell them I’m happy they found each other, and have … Continue reading
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Tagged Austria, Business jet, Dating, Elin Nordegren, facebook, Lindsey Vonn, Olympic Games, Tiger Woods
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The “Ice Cream Guy” Will Be Taking The Internet By Storm Today.
This was at the Magic/Pacers game last night. Dude was playing better D than Avery Bradley. While the GIF by itself is amazing, when the NBAtv guys got a hold of it… damn. Chris Webber breaks it down:
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Tagged Arts, Avery Bradley, aviation, cars, Chocolate chip, Free, Graphics Interchange Format, Ice cream, NHL, TNT, Transportation, Video, Zest (ingredient)
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Jeff Green Went Bananas Last Night; But So Did The Refs To Keep The Heat’s Streak Alive
They played valiantly, but it’s tough to win when you’re playing 8 on 5. (I’m sorry, but LeBron gets more superstar calls than anyone short of Jordan. It’s straight-up ridiculous.) They almost one with no KG, no Rondo and with our … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston Celtics, china, Heat, Jordan, Kevin Garnett, LeBron, LeBron James, Miami, Miami Heat
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What I’m Listening To This Week: 3rd Week Of March 2013
New Clapton, Bowie, Snow Patrol – plus some other things you might just like.
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Tagged animals, Arts, aviation, Bon Jovi, cars, clapton, Eric Clapton, Goodnight Irene, JJ Cale, New York City, Paul McCartney, Photography, RDIO, Snow Patrol, Transportation, what I'm listening to this week
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Happy Belated Birthday, Mikey.
I would’ve written this yesterday, but we were busy drinking in your honor. I’m going to go ahead and assume you’re ok with that. We miss you.
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Tagged Birthday, dolemike, dolemike says so, Education, Games, Jesus, Mikey, Organizations, Seuss, United States, United States Army
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The Best Of Ron Swanson
I know it’s sending you to the YouTube page, but trust me: It’s worth it.
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Tagged Arts, Daft Punk, NBC, Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation, Ron Swanson, Saturday Night Live, Tumblr
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What I’m Listening To This Week: 2nd Week Of March, 2013
Lots of stuff from bands playing the upcoming Boston Calling festival.
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Tagged Arts, Boston, Boston Calling, Entertainment, Greater Boston, Illustration, Laryngitis, Massachusetts, music, RDIO, Rihanna, Sports, super bowl, TD Garden, United States, what I'm listening to this week
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Dunk Of The Year? Dunk Of The Year.
FILTH. Just… straight filth. That’s unbelievable. #RIPBrandonKnight
The True, Heartwarming Origin Story of “Keep Calm and Carry On”
So stop muckin’ with it, you hear? Your parody of it isn’t funny.
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Tagged England, HTTP, Humor, keep calm and carry on, McDonald, Parodies, Protocols, Recreation, World War II
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