Category Archives: Ramblings

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Huge Group Of Girls

AKA Friday night at Faneuil.

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“Goddamnit, I Ain’t Got No Name For It Yet Motherfucker Shit”

Hold on a minute. I gotta go find me some raisins.

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David Stern Lives

If the Heat had won last night, this would’ve made more sense,,but I made the above GIF instead of doing meaningful stuff, so…. here you go. Oh, and I hate David Stern. Yes, he’s no longer the NBA Commissioner… or … Continue reading

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Snoop Dogg Can Do No Wrong

  Can you imagine what it must be like to hang with him for a day? ‘m getting a contact high just by thinking about it.

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Donald Sterling As Master Shake From Aqua Teen Hunger Force

For anybody who’s seen this show: you gotta admit, the resemblance is UNCANNY.

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Some YouTube Spring Cleaning!

Check these out if you haven’t seen them yet. DMX Llama! I’m the Daddy! I’m Grown!  And finally, I CAN’T EVEN!  

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This Obliterated The Spanish Announce Table That Was My Heart: Why Wrestling Matters

“Pro wrestling is for kids.” they say. Damn right. The WWE does an amazing job helping making sick childrens’ dreams come true, and this recounting of the final days of “Connor The Crusher” illustrates that perfectly, and also hits you … Continue reading

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NBA Benches React To Adam Silver Banning Donald Sterling

Perfecto.

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Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos – Episode 1

Welp, it’s all downhill from here, folks. We’ve reached the mountaintop.

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The Voice Of Winnie The Pooh Reads Darth Vader’s Lines From Star Wars

Gregors is gonna lose it over this.

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Everything Wrong With “The Goonies” In 8 Minutes Or Less

“The British were not hanging around the Pacific Northwest in the 1600’s.” They committed a lot of movie sins in this one, but it’s still an amazing part of my childhood.

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It Was Worse Than Getting Involved In A Land War In Asia

All credit goes to the amazing Bill Watterson. After foolishly stoking the coals on Facebook and bringing up the anti-vaccination debate, only to be engaged by people who 1) can’t even put a proper sentence together, let alone a cohesive … Continue reading

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Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 1&2)

A clink to Billy Finnegan for bringing this to my attention. Just like Blue, it’s very well made.

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Two Awesome Things: The Guardians Of The Galaxy Trailer & Mac Lethal’s “Alphabet Insanity”

Gonna be good day. And here’s the Guardians trailer mashed up with the Parks & Rec theme, because “Bert Macklin, FBI!”

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This Is Why You’re Single, Dumbass. Enjoy Your Lonely Valentine’s Day.

Y’all can suck it.

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Louis CK’s “Of Course, But Maybe” Bit

If you’ve never seen or heard it, watch this RIGHT now.

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I Can’t Wait To Do This With My Kid & Mandy Patinkin

You know, if I ever meet him. Here’s hoping.

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Happy New Year, Everybody.

Oh look! The world still sucks. Proof: Heard a rumour the girl makes over $576K via webhits, playing up her dumb blonde persona. Sitting at home, talking nonsense to a webcam. She has millions of followers. Yep. We’re doomed.

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Who’s That Weirdo In The Hat Asking Ron Burgundy A Question At His Emerson Press Conference? [VIDEO]

Oh, it’s me. Wow, I have gotten pudgy.

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I Worry Becoming One Of These “Dad-Holes” Is My Destiny

NSFW. Hilarious. These need more views.

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It’s Movember! Please Donate To Team Tower Rangers!

So yeah, Stevie, me & a bunch of buddies have hopped on the Movember Mustache Ride (wait… there’s gotta be a better way to phrase that.) If you could look deep into your soul (and pockets) and help us raise … Continue reading

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How It Felt Watching That Rockets/Celtics Game Last Night & The C’s Chances This Year

That was an ass-whuppin’ by Houston – no question – and more are in store. Ainge and Stevens can dispute it all they want, but this team is already in full tank mode. While I don’t like it, I can … Continue reading

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I’d Kill To Have This Feeling Again

Walking on crunchy ice? SO GOOD. Also, that baby’s adorable. (Man, I’m soft.)

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David Hasselhoff Sings The ‘Fresh Prince’ Theme

Well, my day can only get worse from here on out.  

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Why Haven’t I Seen Any Of Pete Holmes’ Batman Skits Before?

These are amazing. (Pete Holmes is the guy who’s getting a show after Conan on TBS.) This first one is NSFW, but the funniest of the bunch.    

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There Will Be NO Pictures Of Piss Sticks Or Ultrasounds!

Yep. Pregnant. We posted it on Facebook a few weeks ago, but in case you missed the announcement, here it is.  Our first collaborative effort has a tentative release date of March 8th. I’m not going to go soft on … Continue reading

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The Most Epic Best Men Ever Put Together One Hell Of A Music Video

*furiously taking notes* Comin’ for you, Gregors.

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I Mean, I’m Not DEAD: Kate Upton’s Slo-Mo Boobs Are Glorious

How my internal argument went the first time I was watching this video went something like this: “Wow.” “I should totally post this.” “But you’re married now, this is rather immature and it’ll seem creepy.”  “Did YOU SEE those boobs?!” … Continue reading

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What I’m Listening To THIS WEEK: 3rd Week Of September

New stuff from Cold War Kids, Beck, Grouplove & Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, plus great jams from Black Joe Lewis, Surfer Blood & others!

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What I’m Listening To: 2nd Week Of September

I forgot to post this last week (again) but here it is! New Arcade Fire, Pixies and Frightened Rabbit, plus great tunes from Lorde, Titus Andronicus, Best Coast & many more!  

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The Many Emotions Of Ron Swanson Supercut

I will always – ALWAYS – post Ron Swanson stuff as soon as I’m made aware of it. Sorry I’m not sorry.  

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Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball Video – Tom Brady Edition

Enjoy the nightmares, indeed.

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Am I Crazy, Or Is This 4-Year-Old Kid INSANELY Talented?

I know he’s just making nonsense noises with his mouth, to mimic rapping, but… I kinda jammed out to this for a bit. The crazy part is that he’s ACTUALLY laying down those beats on a drum pad/keyboard thing… and … Continue reading

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How NOT To Respond To Your Band’s Fans On Twitter: ‘Deer Tick’ Needs To Get Over Themselves

Let me start by saying that I had a blast at this weekend’s edition of Boston Calling, the awesome music festival down on Boston’s City Hall Plaza. I (and a lot of fellow, like-minded music fans) got to see a … Continue reading

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2013 NFL Predictions

Hey, I didn’t do so bad last year! I nailed all but one team in the conference title games, and I called Doug Martin having a big year. With that said, let’s just go ahead and ignore my prediction of … Continue reading

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MBTA Releases HORRIBLE New Safety Music Video: “The Safety Bounce” [VIDEO]

Our public transportation system here in Boston (The MBTA) is corrupt, bankrupt, & terribly inefficient; so instead of putting money towards fixing those problems, they made this hot mess of a safety video instead, because OF COURSE THEY DID. The … Continue reading

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Simon Pegg & Nick Frost Cover Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky”

I still haven’t seen The World’s End, but I’ll rectify that ASAP. Got a chance to meet them a few weeks ago, and they were both really nice. But they’re British, so that’s to be expected, right?

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What I’m Listening To: The End Of August 2013

New stuff from Belle & Sebastian and Franz Ferdinand, along with some more hip-hop than usual. This playlist has the new Deltron 3030 in it (which isn’t as great as I’d hoped it be, to be honest – but it’s … Continue reading

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Well, This Is Perfect

Seriously. Taco nailed it, you guys.

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Stereotypes: Pickup Basketball

“BANANA SWIRL!” This is why I just like to go shoot hook shots for 20 minutes by myself.  

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What I’m Listening To: The 2nd Week Of August 2013

New MGMT, plus some new-to-me tracks from The National, Youth Lagoon, Jake Bugg, Phoenix and Brick + Mortar.

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Mormon Missionaries Rope-A-Dope Some Locals During A Hoop Game

… and this is now my favorite thing ever. Dat Faith. The dude in the blue shorts running around after the dunks happen slays me.

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Adventures At Boston Comic-Con! [PHOTOS & VINES!]

I went down to the Seaport World Trade Center for Boston Comic-Con this weekend. We talked to loads of nerds, dorks, geeks and dweebs! Here’s some photos and videos (in the form of vines) that we shot on their exploits. … Continue reading

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What I’m Listening To: 4th Week Of July & 1st Week Of August

Whoops. Forgot to post last week’s playlist, so here you go. It was a good one, too. I really like Crystal Stilts, and The Districts is a bunch of kids still in high school! That Papa song is great, too. As … Continue reading

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Well, I’m No Longer Hungry. [Porn Sex Vs. Real Sex… Using Food For Visual Aids)

I think it was the celery scissoring that got me.

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True Facts About The Owl

My wife loves owls. They’re actually giving giraffes a run for their money in terms of her affection lately. (Seriously, she’s brought home 4 ceramic owl figurines in the past two months alone.) Me? They scare the bejeezus out of … Continue reading

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This Is Freakin’ Genius: No More Peanut Butter Knuckles!

Get these guys a damn Nobel Peace Prize!

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Well, This Is Incredibly Disturbing: Scientifically Accurate DuckTales (NSFW)

Childhood = RUINED. Christ. I’m sorry.

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What I’m Listening To This Week: 3rd Week Of July 2013 + DELTRON’S BACK!

HOLD UP. BIG NEWS! NEW DELTRON 3030! Plus, an album’s on the way, people! I might’ve just squealed in excitement (and yeah, maybe I peed a little.) It’s like I’m back under Downtown Evan Brown’s bunk on Comm Ave listening to … Continue reading

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Paul Pierce Is Thanking Boston On Instagram

It just got awfully dusty in here, all of a sudden. Dammit. I’m going to miss him. He’s posting a ton of awesome pics. Check them out here.

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