What I’m Listening To These Past Three Weeks: 1st, 2nd & 3rd Week Of May 2013

Two THREE playlists for you!

Highlights: WATSKY

Highlights: That Daughter track, plus Bahamas (thanks, Timmy!) & Cayucas!

Highlights: Mikal Cronin, CHAPPO…

enjoy!

 

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Abercrombie & Fitch Can Kiss My Fat Ass

#FitchTheHomeless

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Miami Heat Fans Are The Worst Fans In Basketball

This is far from breaking news to anyone who watches the NBA, but

I knew the league wouldn’t let the Bulls have a shot last night, but that entire game was blantantly slanted to go Miami’s way from the jump. The refs made sure Chicago had no shot. Every important call went their way, and all the botched no-calls hurt the Bulls. You’d think Stern would try to make it less obvious, but apparently he doesn’t care if everyone knows the NBA is fixed.

 

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Sexy Pool Party!

Dammit. This is more clever than anything I could ever do.

 

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The Habs Started A Fight. The Sens Finished It.

Montreal just had their lunch handed to them. That was awesome.

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We Scrappin.

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I’ll be wearing this. Let’s go to work. Celts in 7.

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For The Celtics To Beat The Knicks In NYC, All They Need To Do Is Play Better Ball Than This In The 2nd Half

It’s that simple. Don’t get smoked in the last two quarters, keep it close, and Melo will go iso for the last 5 minutes and cost them ‘Bockers Game 5.

Celts in 7.

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What I’m Listening To This Week: 4th Week Of April 2013

NEW FRANK TURNER! NEW YEAH YEAH YEAHS! NEW FLAMING LIPS! And a really good band I just found called the Thee Oh Sees!

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Happy Birthday, Youtube! Let’s Celebrate With Some Bootleg Fireworks!

YouTube is 8 years old today… and we celebrate with one of my favorite videos of all-time. NSFW!

 

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It’s A New Week. Let’s Try To Return To Normalcy. Here’s A Newsanchor Swearing A Blue Streak On His First Day On The Job.

Ahhhhhh…. that’s better. By the way, he got suspended. Let’s get back at it, folks!

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Go Get ‘Em!

While These are somewhat blurry photos and there are probably many thousands of innocent people who look like them, and innocent until blah blah blah let’s get these fuckers.

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For Boston: The K&M Montages « 100.7 WZLX

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For Boston: The K&M Montages « 100.7 WZLX.

That’s a link to the montages we’ve made over the past few days.

 

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Watch The Hell Out Of This, Please: Colbert Report 04.16.13

Tremendous.

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Because We’re Boston. That’s Why.

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I’m not gonna try to make sense of what happened at the Marathon, or even try to gather my thoughts about it. I’m just going to sit here and tell you something you probably already know, which is something we’re known to do around here.

We are fine. We’re good. It’ll take a hell of a lot more than that to shake us. Yes, we lost far too much and far too many yesterday, and we grieve for the fallen and their families – but we are still here, and we’re not scared. Far from it. We never have been the type to be scared; and even if we were, we’d never admit it.

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What we are is something else, and we’re certainly not afraid to tell you exactly what that is.

We’re thankful, sad, lucky, appreciative, and angry – all at the same time. (Some of us might be a little drunk, too.) We are what we are, and what we always have been: friends, family, and a prideful (and often prickly) people, brought together by a sense of community unlike anywhere else I’ve ever seen.

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We are everyone who has ever called this city home: from those of us who’ve lived here all our lives in the houses where our uncles beat the crap out of each other as kids; to those of us who only came here to go to school or to work for a while and moved on, but took some of that trademark snark with us to our new destination. You might leave the city, but this city never leaves you. Whether physically, mentally, or spiritually, we’re all still here, in a way. In a very good way.

That’s what this town does. It sticks with you – so we stick with it, no matter what. We are rabidly and irrationally devoted to this city that we often complain about to each other, but will dive across a table to defend if someone disrespects. And we’re known to be more than a little stubborn & nonsensical about such things.

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We don’t ask for your sympathy, for its a trait were not all too familiar with. We just ask you to keep a look out…. and when we find the ones responsible, you probably are going to want to look the other way.

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Yes, we’re heated, but we’ll be fine. Yeah, we might really wanna swear and curse and scream, but we know our mothers are keeping an eye on us and are worried sick, so we’ll keep it together – tighter than a studio in a Southie three-decker.

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Oh, and whatever you do, don’t miss the 2014 Marathon. We’re gonna put on a SHOW. It wouldn’t surprise me if we replaced the lamp posts along the route with giant middle finger salutes.

We’ll get through this the only way we know how, and we’ll still be here. Why?

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Because we’re Boston. That’s why.

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Soon, All Popular Comedy Will Just Be Fart Noises

 

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Happy Patriots Day, Everyone! Here’s A Video Of My Dog Dancing To Beyoncé

 

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… And That’s Why Brook Lopez Sits Down To Pee.

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This Is Probably Why You Need A Manager

You had one job, and you failed while failing at it. FAILCEPTION.

Thanks Obama

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Look At All Those…

I can’t breathe.

 

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What I’m Listening To This Week: 2nd Week Of April 2013

 

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Your Context-Free Video Of The Day

Have a good weekend!

 

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Dammit, I Wish I Had HBO

Between this and “Game Of Thrones,” I feel like I’m missing out.

 

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Your Context-Free Video Of The Day

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The NBA Is Rigged

Highlights from the Lakers very suspicious 2013 playoff push.

After an embarrassing blowout to the Clippers on February 14th, it seemed unlikely that the Lakers would make the postseason. Over the next month they went on a miraculous winning spree that pushed them firmly back into the playoff picture.

What a coinkydink!

 

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I Taught My 3-Month Old Nephew How To Speak Wookie

This was after a LOT of scotch. But he did it!

 

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Evan Brown Has A Posse: STORM TEAM

Just saw this on Facebook. Evan Brown’s gone and got himself a band, named “Storm Team”, and they’ve release a music video. Gotta support the founding fathers. Check it out, it’s Downtown in all the right places.

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The First Honest Cable Company

Warning: NSFW language ahead! Headphones, people!

Spot fuckin’ on.

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This Hilariously Loopy Girl Thinks She Murdered Her Wisdom Teeth

Ahhhh, a video of a drugged up kid after oral surgery.  This one is of a girl in Kansas named Abbie.  Through the entire video of her car ride home, she can’t stop crying – because she’s convinced she MURDERED her wisdom teeth.  She’s holding them in a little cup the whole time, and a lot of what she says is slurred, but she basically talks about how she loved them and was sorry for what happened to them.

 

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It’s Time To Change The World

Let’s do this thing already. Our kids are going to be ashamed enough of us as it is.

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April Fool’s Day Approaches!

This guy’s reaction to April Fool’s Day pranks is more measured and reasonable than CBS Radio’s policy on them, so watching this video is as close as I’ll get to having fun on April 1.

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What I’m Listening To This Week: 4th Week Of March 2013

Billy Bragg, Marina & The Diamonds, & Music from the Walking Dead.

 

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The 2012 Colt Monday Wordcloud

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You have no idea how long this took to figure out… and yes – I’m SHOCKED “motherfucker” didn’t make the cut.

 

 

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Tina Fey Continues To Be Hilarious

She broke out her Palin impression again.

 

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Here’s My Bracket, Because That’s A Thing People Do Now

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Just thought I’d share. I’m going to be completely wrong, but go Hoosiers! (And FUCK Gonzaga.)

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Yeah, I Heard Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Are Dating.

People keep asking me if I heard about this, because I haven’t really kept my hatred for both of them a secret.

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To many, it’s been a surprise when I tell them I’m happy they found each other, and have become a couple.

Mostly because now I only have to hope for one horrific plane crash instead of two.

They’re scum, and I hope their next poops are square.

Sorry I’m not sorry.

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The “Ice Cream Guy” Will Be Taking The Internet By Storm Today.

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This was at the Magic/Pacers game last night. Dude was playing better D than Avery Bradley.

While the GIF by itself is amazing, when the NBAtv guys got a hold of it… damn.

Chris Webber breaks it down:

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A Hot Nerdy Girl Singing Twee Songs About The Simpsons? Where’s That “SPLOOSH!” GIF?!?

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Time for a nap.

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Jeff Green Went Bananas Last Night; But So Did The Refs To Keep The Heat’s Streak Alive

They played valiantly, but it’s tough to win when you’re playing 8 on 5. (I’m sorry, but LeBron gets more superstar calls than anyone short of Jordan. It’s straight-up ridiculous.) They almost one with no KG, no Rondo and with our flimsy bench that was made in China & shipped overnight. They still almost beat the Lockout Champs*.

Almost won’t cut it in the playoffs. See you in the playoffs, Miami.

Terry & Lee still aren’t pulling their weight, though. Bass has to step up, too.

 

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What I’m Listening To This Week: 3rd Week Of March 2013

New Clapton, Bowie, Snow Patrol – plus some other things you might just like.

 

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Happy Belated Birthday, Mikey.

I would’ve written this yesterday, but we were busy drinking in your honor. I’m going to go ahead and assume you’re ok with that. We miss you.

happy birthday, mikey

 

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I Wish I Was Half As Passionate About ANYTHING As This Guy Is About Whistling

Perfection.

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The Best Of Ron Swanson

I know it’s sending you to the YouTube page, but trust me: It’s worth it.

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What I’m Listening To This Week: 2nd Week Of March, 2013

Lots of stuff from bands playing the upcoming Boston Calling festival.

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Dunk Of The Year? Dunk Of The Year.

FILTH. Just… straight filth. That’s unbelievable. #RIPBrandonKnight

 

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The True, Heartwarming Origin Story of “Keep Calm and Carry On”

So stop muckin’ with it, you hear? Your parody of it isn’t funny.

 

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Shoot, I’ve Been Saying It Wrong This ENTIRE Time…

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Let’s See: Do I Give A Shit Today?

nope.

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Avery Bradley Is A Beast

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Dairy Cows Are Let Out Into The Holland Pasture For The First Time Since The Winter Months

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