For Mikey – 1978-2009
One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.WTF?
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Tag Archives: Boston Celtics
For The Celtics To Beat The Knicks In NYC, All They Need To Do Is Play Better Ball Than This In The 2nd Half
It’s that simple. Don’t get smoked in the last two quarters, keep it close, and Melo will go iso for the last 5 minutes and cost them ‘Bockers Game 5. Celts in 7.
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Tagged Boston Celtics, Carmelo Anthony, Iman Shumpert, J. R. Smith, Kevin Garnett, Melo Uruguay, New York Knicks, Raymond Felton
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Jeff Green Went Bananas Last Night; But So Did The Refs To Keep The Heat’s Streak Alive
They played valiantly, but it’s tough to win when you’re playing 8 on 5. (I’m sorry, but LeBron gets more superstar calls than anyone short of Jordan. It’s straight-up ridiculous.) They almost one with no KG, no Rondo and with our … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston Celtics, china, Heat, Jordan, Kevin Garnett, LeBron, LeBron James, Miami, Miami Heat
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Avery Bradley Is A Beast
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Tagged Avery Bradley, Boston Celtics, Courtney Lee, Doc Rivers, Golden State Warriors, Kevin Garnett, Philadelphia, Stephen Curry
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The Death Of The 2013 Boston Celtics Has Been Greatly Exaggerated, And Other Thoughts On The C’s
I still don’t think they’re a title contender (even if Rondo comes back on a bionic leg) … but this team can still kick a little ass. Also – KG says he wants to retire a Celtic. He’s – by … Continue reading
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Tagged Beat LA, Boston Celtics, celtics, Dwight Howard, kobe, Kobe Bryant, Laker, Los Angeles Lakers, Pau Gasol, Rajon Rondo
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The Wheels Have Fallen Off: Why The C’s Are Screwed
I’m just about done talking about this, as it depresses me to no end, but let me be clear: The Rondo-less Celtics are a team trapped in no-man’s land, and it’ll take YEARS for them to be good again. Let … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston Celtics, Celtic, Derrick Rose, Kevin Garnett, Lee, Rajon Rondo, Rondo!!!, Terry
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“Uncensored Trash Talk” Is NBA Fandom At Its Finest
With all the hubbub over the KG/Melo war of words recently, I think this would be an excellent time to alert you to one of my favorite NBA-related YouTube series, called “Uncensored Trash Talk”. I don’t know too much about … Continue reading
My Awkward Love Affair With Jeff Green Continues
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Tagged Al Jefferson, Arts, Boston, Boston Celtics, Doc Rivers, Free, Jeff Green, Kevin Garnett
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Jeff Green For Comeback Player Of The Year
If I can figure out how to bet all my money on this, I will. Celts in 4.
Nice Shirt, Rondo.
Who’s your friend, and why does he smell like UMass?
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Tagged Adrian Wojnarowski, basketball, Boston, Boston Celtics, Doc Rivers, NBA, nbsp, Rajon Rondo, Ray Allen, Senses, Snoop Dogg, Snoop Lion, Sports, United States
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2012 NBA Draft: My Celtics Wishlist
With the draft on Thursday, I’m already at the “Level 9 NBA fan geek-out” stage over who the C’s will get in this ridiculously deep draft. I hope Ainge keeps both picks, because I think a number of young tall … Continue reading
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Tagged 2012 NBA Draft, Amare Stoudemire, athletic talents, Austin Rivers, Avery Bradley, Boston Celtics, celtics, DeJuan Blair, Derrick Rose, geek out, Jared Sullinger, NBA, NBA Draft, nba fan, Perry Jones, Ray Allen, Sports, upper echelon, your muthafuckin' 2011 NBA champs
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The NBA Is Bullsh*t.
Despite Rajon Rondo playing the game of his life and putting up one of the most amazing statlines ever seen in the playoffs, the Miami Heat were handed a victory (again) by the referees and officials in Game 2 of … Continue reading
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Tagged 2008 NBA Finals, 2010 NBA Playoffs, basketball, Boston Celtics, celtics, Dwyane Wade, eastern conference finals, LeBron James, Miami Heat, NBA, Rajon Rondo, Sports
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Congratulations To Paul Pierce!
“You can stab him, but you can’t stop him!” -Mikey
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Tagged Boston, Boston Celtics, Charlotte Bobcats, John Havlicek, Larry Bird, Mikey, National Basketball Association, Paul Pierce, TD Garden
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“Come On! Throw The Stick!”
This dog can’t figure out why that really heartless man on the bench won’t play fetch with him. I don’t know why, but that reminded me of this:
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Tagged Arts, Boston Celtics, Business, Dogs, Dramas, facebook, fetch, Fun Stuff, mean girls, Old Dogs, Online Communities, Programs, Shopping, Social Networking, Sports, Television, Third Watch, Trending and Popularity, twitter, WZLX
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Vote For Pete McKenzie’s Favorite Celtics “Banner Moment!”
The Boston Celtics asked Pete McKenzie and a bunch of other Boston media personalities to reveal their favorite Celtics banner moments, and are posting them at Celtics.com. Whoever’s banner moment receives the most fan votes will net the winner a … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston, Boston Celtics, facebook, Fun Stuff, Online Communities, Social Networking, twitter, WZLX, your muthafuckin' 2011 NBA champs
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Let’s Go… Sixers?
Since the C’s already swept the Knicks and more rest for the Celtics means they might get Shaquille O’Neal back for the next series, I’m rooting for the 76ers to extend their opening round tilt with the Heat tomorrow night. … Continue reading
“What Fresh Hell Is This?!” – The Jumbo Basketball Head Kid On The Jumbotron
Last night at the Celtics game, Stevie and I got pretty mangled on beer and scotch, to the point where I was still drunk when I woke up this morning. I didn’t remember seeing this nightmare fuel until right now, … Continue reading
It Must Suck To Be A Timberwolves Fan
They apparently are having attendance issues for basketball games in Minnesota. They’re now offering one of the saddest deals ever seen at local supermarkets, just to get people in the seats. That’s right. Buy 4 cans of corn for 3 … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston Celtics, celtics, Doc Rivers, Kevin Garnett, Minnesota, Minnesota Timberwolves, Nikola Peković, Rajon Rondo
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Video: Paul Pierce Makes Sure Channing Frye Has To Sit Down To Pee
KG abused him all game for 28 points and 11 rebounds. Pierce just ripped his junk off. You see, because he’s revealed him to be a bitch – get it? Clink : @MrTrpleDouble10
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Tagged Boston Celtics, Channing Frye, Jared Dudley, Kevin Garnett, Marcin Gortat, Phoenix Suns, Rajon Rondo, Troy Murphy
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TRUTH BOMBS: Perk Up, C’s Fans: The Jeff Green Trade Is AWESOME
By now, almost all Celtics fans have formed their own opinion of the deadline deals Danny Ainge pulled off yesterday. As we are apt to do as devoted acolytes to the greatest basketball franchise ever to grace the planet, we’ve … Continue reading
TRUTH!
…and that’s why it’s not a rivalry yet, sports fans.
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Tagged Arts, Boston, Boston Celtics, celtics, Destination Truth, facebook, Ireland, Irish mythology, NBA, New York Knicks, Paul Pierce, Sports, Television, TRUTH!
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Christmas Gift Ideas For Braden – #4: This Celtics Print From Free Darko
Our boy Mr. Dang Dang (AKA Chris Aponte) passed this on via Facebook – This is an excellent Celtics art print available on the even-more-excellent Free Darko website. Here’s some specifics: THE CELTICS “Green Machine” 17″ x 22″ Archival UltraChrome … Continue reading
That Guy – Who Doesn’t Understand How Trash Talk Works
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading
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Tagged Adrian Gonzalez, Big Head Braden, Bill Belichick, Boston, Boston Celtics, celtics, Fantasy, fantasy Football, feelings, FOOTBALL!!!, karlson & mckenzie, Kevin Garnett, KG, Leagues, man smacks, Red Sox, Rex Ryan, Sports, Trash Talk, Waffle House, white trash, WZLX
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Semih Erden Posterizes Joakim Noah
I love this kid. Clink: Red’s Army
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Tagged Boston Celtics, Carlos Boozer, Chicago Bulls, Glen Davis, Glen Davis (basketball), Joakim Noah, Kevin Garnett, Rajon Rondo, Semih Erden, Taj Gibson
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This Is Awesome: Celtics Players Cloud
Oh, you know I love typography and word clouds… just throwing the Celtics in the mix is like chocolate-covered whiskey hand fed by Scarlett Marisa Miller to me. Clink: Hoopism (They’ve got one for every NBA team up on their … Continue reading
Shaq At Cheers!
The Big Shamrock made another random appearance at a local landmark this weekend. This time, he hit up the tourist trap we all know and hate as Cheers. I’ve got to start paying attention to my Twitter feed.
Why Celtics Fans Are The Best: Reason #244,637,951
I’ve been looking for a high quality version of this for a LONG time.
The Celtics Had A Halloween Party
As far as I can tell, That’s Rondo as Tiger Woods, Jermaine O’Neal as Mr. T, Big Baby dressed up as a big baby, Delonte in the “V for Vendetta” mask, Paul Pierce as a frog, and KG in the … Continue reading
Wanna See Shaq in Drag Sing Along To Beyonce?
Of course you do! Shaquille O’Neal made good on his promise (threat?) to dress up in drag and unleash his alter-ego “Shaquita” on the world. He even made a video of his impromptu karaoke performance of Beyonce‘s “Sweet Dreams” while … Continue reading
Celtics 2010-2011 Preview & NBA Predictions
The Celtics kick off the season TONIGHT at the TD Garden against the much ballyhooed new-look Miami Heat. After last year’s somewhat surprising playoff run lead to Game 7 loss in the Finals to the dreaded Lakers, there were a … Continue reading
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Tagged Andrew Bynum, Avery Bradley, Boston Celtics, celtics, delonte west, eat it LeBron fans, Glen Davis, Jermaine O'Neal, Kendrick Perkins, Kevin Garnett, KG, LeBron James, Luke Harangody, Miami Heat, Nate Robinson, NBA, Paul Pierce, Rajon Rondo, Ray Allen, Semih Erden, Shaquille O'Neal, Von Wafer, your muthafuckin' 2011 NBA champs
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Nate Robinson Pranks His Celtics Teammates on Twitter
On the Celtics team bus to Newport, Nate Robinson decided it would be fun to snap some pics of his sleepy teammates and throw them up on Twitter. I love how Marquis Daniels is mugging in the back of most … Continue reading
Shaq in Celtics Green?
You know what? Sure. I mean, why the fuck not? We missed Perk in Game 7, after all. I’m down. Not optimistic, but down. It might even be fun spending a season rooting for “The Big Shamrock” or “Mick Mack … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston, Boston Celtics, celtics, I don't like Shaq either, NBA, Shaq, Shaq SUCKS, Shaquille O'Neal, your muthafuckin' 2011 NBA champs
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TOP 5-ER: Maria Menounos
So a while ago, I decided it would be fun if we just start listing our current “Top 5″ chicks. You know how you used to break down hot actresses and singers with your college buddies, and rank the hottest women that … Continue reading
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Tagged Access Hollywood, Alison Brie, Amanda Bynes, Anna Chlumsky, Blake Lively, Boston Celtics, Brooklyn Decker, Christina Hendricks, Diora Baird, Emerson College, Erin Andrews, ESPY, hot, Hot Girls, just sooooooo hot, Katy Perry, Maria Menounos, Sasha Grey, Scarlett Johansson, smokeshows, The Today Show, Top 5, Top 5-er, Top 5er
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Ugh.
I might be able to wrap my head around last night’s loss eventually, but shit like this doesn’t help. Lakers fans are going to be insufferable for the next 12 months. (Man, did we miss Perk or what?)
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Tagged 2010 NBA Finals, Boston Celtics, celtics, GODDAMMIT!, Lakers, Los Angeles Lakers, NBA, NBA Finals, NBA Playoffs
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Celts in 7
Do it for Perk! Go Celtics! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!
Celts in 6!
Send this flaming douchenozzle home crying, C’s. Beat LA! Beat LA! (Clink to Hana Raia for alerting me to the raging asshole above)
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Tagged Boston, Boston Celtics, celtics, do it for Red, kobe, Kobe Bryant, Lakers, Los Angeles Lakers, suck it, your muthafuckin' 2010 NBA champs
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That Guy – The Kobe Bryant Fan
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading
Fuck Yeah, Big Baby!
I could run through a wall after watching that. By the way, Glen & Nate need to have their own show…
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Tagged Big Baby, Boston, Boston Celtics, celtics, Glen Davis, Nate Robinson, your muthafuckin' 2010 NBA champs
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My Latest Celtics ZLX Video for the 2010 NBA Finals: Kobe Ain’t Right!
Dude, Kobe can eat a Kobe sandwich. (Yeah I know, it’s not as good as the ones from 2008, but we needed something quick) Go Celtics! BEAT LA!
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Tagged 100.7, 100.7FM, 2010 NBA Finals, basketball, Big Head Braden, Boston, Boston Celtics, Boston's Classic Rock, celtics, karlson & mckenzie, kobe, Kobe Bryant, Lakers, Los Angeles Lakers, NBA, NBA Finals, WZLX
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This Turtle Has A Message for the ORL/BOS Game 5 Refs
Fuck that, Mr. Turtle. I’m bullshit. Stern’s fingerprints are all over this one.
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Tagged Boston, Boston Celtics, David Stern, i like turtles, NBA, NBA Playoffs, Orlando Magic, Turtles, your muthafuckin' 2010 NBA champs
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LOST Fan KG Explains The Island to Big Baby
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Tagged Boston Celtics, Glen Davis, Kevin Garnett, lost, NBA, your muthafuckin' 2010 NBA champs
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Suck it, Cleveland
Celts in 6!
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Tagged Boston Celtics, Cavs are OVERRATED, celtics, Cleveland Cavaliers, eat it LeBron fans, LeBron James, NBA
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LeBRON’S ELBOW IS TWEETING!
(First off, you have NO IDEA how long it took me to make the above image in MS Paint. God, I hate the computers we have at work.) So the big sideshow/talking-head-talking-point during this Cavs/Celts series has been “Oh No! … Continue reading
SPORTSHUB SAMPLE: WHO’S THE MVP OF THE CELTICS?
So yeah, I’m blogging about the Celtics over at the brand-new website for The Sports Hub now. Here’s a little taste of what you’re going to get. You can always check out all my posts at my Sports Hub author page here. … Continue reading
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Tagged American Idol, Bill Walker, Boston Celtics, Brian Scalabrine, celtics, Eddie House, Glen Davis, J.R. Giddens, Jesus Shuttlesworth, Kendrick Perkins, Kevin Garnett, KG, Lester Hudson, Marcus Landry, Marquis Daniels, Michael Finley, Nate Robinson, NBA, NBA Draft, NBA Trade Deadline, Need for 'Sheed!, Paul Pierce, Rajon Rondo, Rasheed Wallace, Ray Allen, Rondo!!!, Scalabrine, Shelden Williams, Tony Allen, TRUTH!, your muthafuckin' 2008 NBA champs, your muthafuckin' 2010 NBA champs
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26 MORE THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW
Here’s some more obvious things that you can tack on to the 80 things we covered last time. 1. James Lipton, the awesomely creepy host from Inside the Actors Studio, composed & wrote the Thundercats theme song. 2. The Thundercats theme song is … Continue reading
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Tagged Alison Brie, Batcat, Boston Celtics, boston red sox, celtics, Conan, Conan O'Brien, James Lipton, John Lackey, John Mayer can LICK MY BALLS, random, randomness, Red Sox, Red Sox Nation has gone full retard, Team Conan, Things you should know by now, Thundercats, your muthafuckin' 2010 NBA champs
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80 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW
Here’s a list of stuff you should already know, dummy. Mr. Dang Dang’s new album is available for free by clicking here, and it’s awesome. The Celtics aren’t winning shit this year. Your mom knows you masturbated. A lot. Nomar still hates … Continue reading
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Tagged Alison Brie, Boston, Boston Bruins, Boston Celtics, boston red sox, Christina Hendricks, Mikey, Mr. Dang Dang, NBA, outta nowhere, recommendations, Things you should know by now, Top 5, Top 5-er, Top 5er, your muthafuckin' 2008 NBA champs, your muthafuckin' 2010 NBA champs
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I BLAME DOC.
Look, I like Doc Rivers. He seems like an incredibly nice guy, and everybody says he’s one of the sweetest and kindest people you’ll ever meet. So it’s kinda hard to slag him. With that said: he’s not a good … Continue reading
SPORTSHUB SAMPLE: “TRUTH BOMBS AT THE NBA TRADE DEADLINE”
So yeah, I’m blogging about the Celtics over at the brand-new website for The Sports Hub now. Here’s a little taste of what you’re going to get. You can always check out all my posts at my Sports Hub author page here. We’re … Continue reading
