I think we need to toughen things up around here. It’s been a little too dainty lately. And when I came across these two AWESOME bits of news, well, I thought it would be good to share with you sweet little cupcakes. Unless you can’t handle it. CAN YOU HANDLE IT, TWINKLETOES?! MAN UP! GRRRRRRR!!
*smashes guitar*
*breaks Jack Daniels bottle over his head*
* flexes*
Okey dokey, I think we’re ready. This video comes to us from something called Ong Bak 2, which probably means theres’s a movie already out there called Ong Bak 1, or simply just Ong Bak, where awesome stuff happens, but not quite awesome enough, because this was meant to top it, and well, it’s pretty awesome. It stars some dude named Tony Jaa, and he likes to punch and kick stuff. It opens in theatres on Oc. 23rd, so duck.
The second little bit of ass-kickery is that ESPN is putting out what they’re calling the BODY ISSUE, which seems like an excuse to publish pictures of naked athletes. Serena Williams (I think she’s hot, Pete doesn’t), Biba Golic (Hot table tennis player) and my personal favorite, MMA fighter Gina Carano are all featured. Bruins Captain Zdeno Chara is in it too, but we’re going to steer clear of that, ok? Carano is “H-A-W-T” hot. Like, “two-rabid-squirrels-effing-in-a-wool-sock” hot. And she’s topless on the cover. Like so:
Sweet googly-moogly.
She can kick my ass any day.
If you want to check out any more of the nekkid pros’ pictures, go here. But leave me and Gina be.
I’ll be in my bunk.
ai
