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It Was Worse Than Getting Involved In A Land War In Asia

All credit goes to the amazing Bill Watterson. After foolishly stoking the coals on Facebook and bringing up the anti-vaccination debate, only to be engaged by people who 1) can’t even put a proper sentence together, let alone a cohesive … Continue reading

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There Will Be NO Pictures Of Piss Sticks Or Ultrasounds!

Yep. Pregnant. We posted it on Facebook a few weeks ago, but in case you missed the announcement, here it is.  Our first collaborative effort has a tentative release date of March 8th. I’m not going to go soft on … Continue reading

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Watch The Hell Out Of This, Please: Colbert Report 04.16.13

Tremendous.

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Evan Brown Has A Posse: STORM TEAM

Just saw this on Facebook. Evan Brown’s gone and got himself a band, named “Storm Team”, and they’ve release a music video. Gotta support the founding fathers. Check it out, it’s Downtown in all the right places.

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Yeah, I Heard Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Are Dating.

People keep asking me if I heard about this, because I haven’t really kept my hatred for both of them a secret. To many, it’s been a surprise when I tell them I’m happy they found each other, and have … Continue reading

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What I’m Listening To This Week: 2nd Full Week Of February 2013

Harlem Shake, Local H, and the Maccabees!  

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That Guy – Who Doesn’t Know What To Do In A Snowstorm

Wanna hear the live WZLX radio version of today’s THAT GUY instead of reading all this? Click here! Well hey there, slushchuggers. Congratulations! You all survived “Nemo”, or “The Blizzard of 2013″, or “Snowtorious B.I.G”, or “that time your dad shook … Continue reading

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“Uncensored Trash Talk” Is NBA Fandom At Its Finest

With all the hubbub over the KG/Melo war of words recently, I think this would be an excellent time to alert you to one of my favorite NBA-related YouTube series, called “Uncensored Trash Talk”. I don’t know too much about … Continue reading

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Coffeeshop Cover of Get Low

NSFW.

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Here’s Why The World Will Not End in 2012

Look, we’ve all heard about the Mayan calendar and how the world’s gonna end on 2012 from our cousin who’s really into horoscopes and holistic medicine and still drives the VW Bus. It’s not going to happen. Do me a … Continue reading

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Vote For Gregors!

        Our buddy Gregors (who was a finalist in my Best Man Contest two weeks ago and a charter member of the Colt Monday crew) needs your help! Please vote for him and his photo by clicking … Continue reading

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Saying The Movie’s Title In The Actual Movie – The Supercut

I don’t know why, but I always perk up when I’m watching a movie and they have a character say the title of the movie. Sometimes it’s weird, sometimes it’s awesome, and sometimes it’s groan-inducing. Somebody went to the trouble … Continue reading

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How AWESOME Is This Guy?!

Answer: He’s super awesome.  

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Girl Tattooes Profile Pictures of 152 Facebook Friends on Arm

A woman tattooed 152 Facebook friends’ profile pictures on her arm, and posted it online. Oddly enough, the video doesn’t show her face.

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Wanna See The First Ever BMX Triple Backflip?

…Of course you do! Jed Mildon completed the world’s first BMX Triple Backflip at the something called the “Unit T3 Mindtricks BMX Jam” in Taupo, New Zealand over the weekend. They’ve got it covered too: He was wearing a helmet cam, and … Continue reading

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World Record Jump On Life-Size Hot Wheels Track

Professional stunt driver Tanner Foust broke the world record for a distance jump in a four-wheeled vehicle on a life size Hot Wheels track before the Indianapolis 500. After dropping 10 stories down a bright orange track like the one we all used to have when we … Continue reading

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50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes

You know how everybody says everybody in Florida is a dumb criminal and people in Montana are just psycho loners living in huts? Maybe you’ve got a sister-in-law from Delaware you want to insult, but aren’t quite sure where to … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Tornadoes Are F*cking Terrifying

The devastating tornadoes that have been hitting the southern part of the the country (like Joplin, Missouri and Oklahoma City) are being caught on camera, and the images and video that are circulating around the web have been unbelievable.  Here’s a live news … Continue reading

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Swear-Filled Children’s Book #1 On Amazon

Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés’s Go the F**k to Sleep won’t be available for another month, but the NSFW children’s book has already managed to land itself at the top of Amazon’s Bestsellers list. The book, which started as a Facebook status update by an exhausted parent … Continue reading

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The Hard Rock Cafe’s New Illustrated Ad Campaign Is Amazing

The stories behind several of your favorite classic rock songs are brilliantly illustrated in Hard Rock Cafe Argentina‘s new ad campaign called “There’s a Story Behind Every Song,” including songs by The Beatles, Eric Clapton and Bob Marley.

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Mugshot Of The Day: One Classy Lady

Police in Sebastian, Florida got a call about a driver who had just slammed her Ford Explorer into a pole. When they reported to the scene, they found 50-year-old Sheila Ann Keatings of Vero Beach, Florida in the SUV. And … Continue reading

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Mugshot Of The Day: He Comes With Own Warning Label

Maybe this guy can see into the future! On Saturday morning, 51-year-old Robert Norton Kennedy of Horry County, South Carolina was arrested for assault and battery…And his tattoo says he came prepared for that. Robert’s mugshot shows his forehead tattoo, … Continue reading

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“Come On! Throw The Stick!”

This dog can’t figure out why that really heartless man on the bench won’t play fetch with him. I don’t know why, but that reminded me of this:

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Vote For Pete McKenzie’s Favorite Celtics “Banner Moment!”

The Boston Celtics asked Pete McKenzie and a bunch of other Boston media personalities to reveal their favorite Celtics banner moments, and are posting them at Celtics.com. Whoever’s banner moment receives the most fan votes will net the winner a … Continue reading

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The Los Angeles Lakers Are A GD Disgrace

The Los Angeles Lakers, in what’s expected to be Phil Jackson‘s final game, got blown out by the Dallas Mavericks on Sunday, and were swept out of the playoffs, but not before showing a complete lack of class with two … Continue reading

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Teacher Who Vowed Not To Shave Until Osama Caught Breaks Out The Razor

Gary Weddle was a substitute teacher in Wenatchee, Washington on Sept. 11, 2001, and he made a vow that he wouldn’t shave until Osama Bin Laden was brought to justice. Upon hearing the news, Weddle said: “I spent my first … Continue reading

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Mugshot Of The Day: Hide Yo Weed!

…And you thought his 15 minutes were over! Antoine Dodson of “Bed Intruder Song” fame is back in the spotlight after being arrested on what he thinks is a trumped up charge of marijuana possession and four other misdemeanors in Alabama. The … Continue reading

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Mugshots Of The Day: Daddy’s Little Girl

An Iowa father and daughter were arrested in Tampa, Florida after the 51-year-old daughter tried to pick up a hooker for her 80-year old Dad as an Easter weekend present. Allegedly, Pia Kirchberg offered an undercover police officer 20 bucks … Continue reading

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Airport Gets Walloped By a Tornado

Lambert-St. Louis International Airport was hit by a tornado. It was the biggest tornado that area had seen since 1967. It registered a 4 on the Fujita scale (the highest rating being a 5) based on the amount of damage … Continue reading

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Mugshot Of The Day: I Can’t Smoke WHAT?!

Police in Jensen, Florida saw a swerving car and pulled over 53-year-old David Wagner. Panicking in a drunken stupor, Wagner reached for what he thought was the cigarette behind his ear to help cover the smell of booze, only to … Continue reading

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Ten Old-School Cell Phone Commercials

If you think that your flip phone is old, check out these ancient commercials (and by “ancient,” I mean from the ’90s) that now look really dated. They just get better and better. Enjoy this amusing trip down memory lane.

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Follow Us On Twitter! It’s CBS Tweet Week!

(I know this doesn’t really apply here, but we’re trying to get as many followers as we can, plus I threw Stevie on the list, too. Follow us, lemmings!) CBS is making a push to get people to follow the … Continue reading

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Jedi Badminton Is So Much Cooler Than Regular Badminton

It just is.

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A Victory For Bullied Kids Everywhere!

So this bully decides to pick on the beefy fat kid on the right (named Casey) while his friend records it on video. Casey snaps, and teaches the bully a lesson. Warning: Violence and swear words ahead!

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Scumbag Steve AKA Blake Boston Should Shut The Hell Up

You’re an idiot. Stop talking. God, you’re stupid. THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU. You’re reinforcing the “Masshole” stereotype. You’re a moron. A fat one. Jesus. Quit it. REAL TALK. Context here.

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Check Out This Kid I Met At The Emerson Career Fair

Meet Luke Harrison Palmer. He’s a character. I was trying to recruit some new interns for the “Karlson & McKenzie” morning show  at the Emerson College Career Fair yesterday, and Luke made one HELL of an impression. I found out … Continue reading

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They’re FINALLY Gonna Build A RoboCop Statue In Detroit

(NOTE: This was as close to a picture of RoboCop I could use without being sued) It looks like the city of Detroit has finally come to its senses and decided to honor its greatest fictional ambassador, with a publicly … Continue reading

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Introducing: Laser Cat Bowling!

So this dude  “Paz” randomly found himself at Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday party in Hollywood this week. After getting absolutely trashed at one of the 6 (!) open bars, he decided it would be a smashingly good idea to try … Continue reading

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Would You Steal Paris Hilton’s Birthday Cake?

So this dude  “Paz” randomly found himself at Paris Hilton‘s 30th birthday party in Hollywood this week. After getting absolutely trashed at one of the 6 (!) open bars, he decided it would be a smashingly good idea to try … Continue reading

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F*ck It, I’m Moving To Florida

Seriously, this weather blows HIV-infected goats. I hate it here. Clink to the Aubrenator for linking to that on Facebook. It is Groundhog Day today, after all. This is just awesome: Snowman O’Brien!   Clink: Bits and Pieces

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The Internet Frightens And Confuses Bryant Gumbel

Granted –  it was 1994, and Katie Couric’s hair was distracting – but this clip from the Today Show where Bryant Gumbel stumbles over the idea of this crazy thing called “The Internet”… is solid awkward gold. 

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The Power Of Infographics

Hey…I can count to potato! I’m already sorry for posting that. Clink: lunchbreath

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That Guy – Who’s Clueless About Current Events

Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading

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That Guy – The Sorry-Ass Santa

Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading

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The Nativity Story Re-Told For The Digital Age

I don’t think Joseph could’ve afforded an iPhone, though. Plus, I doubt the manger would have WiFi. /nitpickin’

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TRUTH!

…and that’s why it’s not a rivalry yet, sports fans.

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Christmas Gift Ideas For Braden – #4: This Celtics Print From Free Darko

Our boy Mr. Dang Dang (AKA Chris Aponte) passed this on via Facebook – This is an excellent Celtics art print available on the even-more-excellent Free Darko website. Here’s some specifics: THE CELTICS “Green Machine” 17″ x 22″ Archival UltraChrome … Continue reading

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Here’s Why, You Dink

Clink: ManEggs via Blame It On The Voices 

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