Tag Archives: Jesus

Happy Belated Birthday, Mikey.

I would’ve written this yesterday, but we were busy drinking in your honor. I’m going to go ahead and assume you’re ok with that. We miss you.  

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Kai The Homeless Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhikers Gets His Autotuning

If you’re unfamiliar with Kai, check out his awesomeness here.

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I Want To Party With “Kai”, The Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiking Hero

This dude is almost as awesome as this whole story.  

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Merry Christmas From Colt Monday!

I promise, our gift to you in 2012 is a return to our former glory(?). Happy Holidays, you fuckers.

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Christ. This Is Why They’re Protesting

Traders are conceited soulless douchebags, huh? Who knew? I’m absolutely terrified right now.

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Meet The World’s Worst Beer Thief

Stealing two cases of Bud Light from a convenience store in broad daylight with the getaway car parked in perfect view of security cameras (deep breath) is pretty dumb in the first place. But add the fact that this guy … Continue reading

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Tons Of Scary-Ass Tornado Footage From Alabama

Dusty Compton/Associated Press Check out this unbelievable footage shot on the University of Alabama campus of a mile-wide (!) tornado headed toward downtown Tuscaloosa. Jesus. And we have the nerve to complain about the cold weather.  [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohIVzIZLuQd]

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48 Of The World’s Worst Easter Bunnies

I’ve gone ahead and gathered a ton of photos of the world’s worst Easter bunnies into one huge gallery. Want to see? Well, grab hold of your eggs and click the pic!

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‘A Tornado Took My Hamburger’

Witness the story of Eric Hubbard, from Jackson, MS, the man whose hamburger, fries and drink were tragically stolen by a tornado.

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How To Film A Tornado Like A Man

Hundreds of tornadoes touched down all across the southeastern part of the country this past weekend, and there are a ton of videos of them on YouTube, but this one is AWESOME. This video was taken in Wilson, North Carolina … Continue reading

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C&H: What Would Jesus Do?

Cyanide & Happiness

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Scumbag Steve AKA Blake Boston Should Shut The Hell Up

You’re an idiot. Stop talking. God, you’re stupid. THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU. You’re reinforcing the “Masshole” stereotype. You’re a moron. A fat one. Jesus. Quit it. REAL TALK. Context here.

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What’s Crazier: Eric Clapton Doing His Own Laundry, Or The Fan Who Thinks It’s A Cyborg?

A TMZ video has surfaced of what looks to be Eric Clapton doing his own laundry at a laundromat, and while I’m skeptical it’s really him… there’s a fan who’s posted an even crazier response video to it, in which … Continue reading

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“Scumbag Steve” Is Both Tremendous & Infuriating

UPDATE: He began following me on Twitter, and it appears the real Blake has left a comment here at Colt Monday. It reads : blake Submitted on 2011/02/03 at 2:26 pm come on man give me a fuckin break. do your … Continue reading

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The Official K&M Nativity Scene

We’ve found the perfect one for Kevin and Pete! I don’t think it’s going to last very long, though… Wanna see it?

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The Nativity Story Re-Told For The Digital Age

I don’t think Joseph could’ve afforded an iPhone, though. Plus, I doubt the manger would have WiFi. /nitpickin’

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Christmas Gift Ideas For Braden – #3: An Obscene Winter Hat

Crushed that they’re totally sold out at the moment: That yellow one is the heat! These are from indcsn and I love them SO DAMN MUCH. Keep clicking that link to see if they make more, because I will make … Continue reading

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The Handy Dandy Venn Diagram For Dealing With The Recently Resurrected

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This Lady is Batshit CRAZY

I knew this woman was crazy from the jump, even before she starts spouting off about Obama & aliens and how she “used to be one” of them. Meet Creation physicist Colleen Thomas who take 8 minutes to prattle on … Continue reading

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Looking For Answers?

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Well, If It’s Good Enough For Jesus…

Fire up the BitTorrent. Jesus said so!

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UPDATE: What The HELL Is Wrong With These People?

I really wanted to end on a happy note this week, but after seeing this, I just have to post it. Christ, this is awful. I don’t wish harm on people all that often (Brett Favre excluded). But this Jennifer … Continue reading

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