For Mikey – 1978-2009
One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.WTF?
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Happy Belated Birthday, Mikey.
I would’ve written this yesterday, but we were busy drinking in your honor. I’m going to go ahead and assume you’re ok with that. We miss you.
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Tagged Birthday, dolemike, dolemike says so, Education, Games, Jesus, Mikey, Organizations, Seuss, United States, United States Army
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Kai The Homeless Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhikers Gets His Autotuning
If you’re unfamiliar with Kai, check out his awesomeness here.
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Tagged autotune, books, cars, Entertainment, Fresno California, gaming, Gregory Brothers, Hitchhiking, Jesus, Kai, Pacific Gas and Electric Company, Transportation, Video, youtube
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I Want To Party With “Kai”, The Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiking Hero
This dude is almost as awesome as this whole story.
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Tagged Bear hug, books, cars, Entertainment, Fresno California, gaming, Hitchhiking, Jesus, Pacific Gas and Electric Company, Smash! (comics), Television, Transportation, Video, youtube
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Merry Christmas From Colt Monday!
I promise, our gift to you in 2012 is a return to our former glory(?). Happy Holidays, you fuckers.
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Tagged Christmas, Classroom, Holiday, Holiday Pages, Jesus, New Year, Scott Rigell, Xmas, XMAS FAIL, youtube
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Meet The World’s Worst Beer Thief
Stealing two cases of Bud Light from a convenience store in broad daylight with the getaway car parked in perfect view of security cameras (deep breath) is pretty dumb in the first place. But add the fact that this guy … Continue reading
Tons Of Scary-Ass Tornado Footage From Alabama
Dusty Compton/Associated Press Check out this unbelievable footage shot on the University of Alabama campus of a mile-wide (!) tornado headed toward downtown Tuscaloosa. Jesus. And we have the nerve to complain about the cold weather. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohIVzIZLuQd]
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Tagged Alabama, Birmingham, Jesus, Tornado, Tuscaloosa, Tuscaloosa Alabama, University of Alabama, Weather, youtube
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48 Of The World’s Worst Easter Bunnies
I’ve gone ahead and gathered a ton of photos of the world’s worst Easter bunnies into one huge gallery. Want to see? Well, grab hold of your eggs and click the pic!
‘A Tornado Took My Hamburger’
Witness the story of Eric Hubbard, from Jackson, MS, the man whose hamburger, fries and drink were tragically stolen by a tornado.
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Tagged Carolinas, Jackson Mississippi, Jesus, North Carolina, Tornado, United States, Wilson North Carolina, youtube
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How To Film A Tornado Like A Man
Hundreds of tornadoes touched down all across the southeastern part of the country this past weekend, and there are a ton of videos of them on YouTube, but this one is AWESOME. This video was taken in Wilson, North Carolina … Continue reading
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Tagged Jesus, North Carolina, Raleigh North Carolina, Tornado, United States, Walgreens, Wilson North Carolina, youtube
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C&H: What Would Jesus Do?
Cyanide & Happiness
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Tagged Christ, Cyanide & Happiness, God, Jesus, religion, Religion and Spirituality, Salvation, Son of God, valentine day
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Scumbag Steve AKA Blake Boston Should Shut The Hell Up
You’re an idiot. Stop talking. God, you’re stupid. THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU. You’re reinforcing the “Masshole” stereotype. You’re a moron. A fat one. Jesus. Quit it. REAL TALK. Context here.
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Tagged Blake Boston, Boston, Christianity, facebook, Jesus, Know Your Meme, Pharisee, Reddit, Religion and Spirituality, scumbag steve
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What’s Crazier: Eric Clapton Doing His Own Laundry, Or The Fan Who Thinks It’s A Cyborg?
A TMZ video has surfaced of what looks to be Eric Clapton doing his own laundry at a laundromat, and while I’m skeptical it’s really him… there’s a fan who’s posted an even crazier response video to it, in which … Continue reading
“Scumbag Steve” Is Both Tremendous & Infuriating
UPDATE: He began following me on Twitter, and it appears the real Blake has left a comment here at Colt Monday. It reads : blake Submitted on 2011/02/03 at 2:26 pm come on man give me a fuckin break. do your … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston, Brockton Massachusetts, Greater Boston, Image macro, Jesus, Know Your Meme, Massachusetts, Masshole, New England, Quinzhee, Reddit, twitter, United States
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The Official K&M Nativity Scene
We’ve found the perfect one for Kevin and Pete! I don’t think it’s going to last very long, though… Wanna see it?
The Nativity Story Re-Told For The Digital Age
I don’t think Joseph could’ve afforded an iPhone, though. Plus, I doubt the manger would have WiFi. /nitpickin’
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Tagged App Store, facebook, Google, Handhelds, iOS, IPad, iPhone, IPod, Jesus, Jesus Christ, PhoneGap, Smartphones
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Christmas Gift Ideas For Braden – #3: An Obscene Winter Hat
Crushed that they’re totally sold out at the moment: That yellow one is the heat! These are from indcsn and I love them SO DAMN MUCH. Keep clicking that link to see if they make more, because I will make … Continue reading
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Tagged Arts, Business, BuzzFeed, Christmas, Christmas presents, Gift Ideas For Braden, Gifts, Jesus, Romance, Shopping, straight HEAT!, United States, winter, Winter can SUCK IT, Xmas
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The Handy Dandy Venn Diagram For Dealing With The Recently Resurrected
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Tagged Dracula, Frankenstein, God, Jesus, Jesus Christ, resurrection, vampire, vampires, Zombie, Zombies!
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UPDATE: What The HELL Is Wrong With These People?
I really wanted to end on a happy note this week, but after seeing this, I just have to post it. Christ, this is awful. I don’t wish harm on people all that often (Brett Favre excluded). But this Jennifer … Continue reading
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Tagged brett favre, Conditions and Diseases, Detroit, Facebook features, halloween, Health, Huntington's disease, jeezum crow that's flippin' awful, jeezus that's awful, Jennifer and Scott Petkov, Jennifer Lynn Petkov, Jennifer Petkov, Jesus, Neurological Disorders, Scott Petkov, Urlesque, WJBK
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