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Mugshot Of The Day: Fighting Off The Cops With… Breast Milk?
Around 1:00 A.M. on Saturday, sheriff’s deputies in Delaware County, Ohio got a domestic violence call from outside a banquet hall. When they got there, they found a man standing by his car. He told them he’d just gotten into … Continue reading
Mugshots Of The Day: Caught Knockin’ Boots Outside of H&R Block
Last Tuesday, around 7:00 P.M., police in New Port Richey, Florida got a call about an incident at a shopping center. They got the following details.. There was a middle-aged couple sitting on a scooter. They were in front of … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: Screwing The Pooch In Front Of The Grandson
On Saturday morning, 54-year-old Eugene Hickman of DeFuniak Springs, Florida was arrested after his grandson saw him trying to have sex with the family dog. ( The dog was a three-year-old female bulldog.) According to the police, the boy walked … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: The DUI Traveling Circus
Even if this is some kind of a record, it’s really NOT something this guy should even be remotely proud of. A few weeks ago, 50-year-old Timothy McGowan of Mill Valley, California managed to get three DUIs in three different … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: One Classy Lady
Police in Sebastian, Florida got a call about a driver who had just slammed her Ford Explorer into a pole. When they reported to the scene, they found 50-year-old Sheila Ann Keatings of Vero Beach, Florida in the SUV. And … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: All Hopped Up On Bath Salts
Authorities say a West Virginia man high on bath salts (I don’t even know how that works) killed his neighbor’s pygmy goat, and neighbors found him in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal. … Continue reading
Mugshots Of The Day: Daddy’s Little Girl
An Iowa father and daughter were arrested in Tampa, Florida after the 51-year-old daughter tried to pick up a hooker for her 80-year old Dad as an Easter weekend present. Allegedly, Pia Kirchberg offered an undercover police officer 20 bucks … Continue reading
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Tagged Easter Week, facebook, Fun Stuff, Iowa, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Tampa Florida, twitter, Undercover, WZLX
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Mugshot Of The Day: The Serial Paint Huffer
Indiana police arrested Fort Wayne resident Kelly Gene Gibson for huffing paint. Oh, but this isn’t the first time Gibson has been arrested, for you see, Gibson REALLY likes to huff paint. So much so that Gibson has been arrested … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: The Battle of The Parking Lot Wheelies
Police arrested a 67-year-old man named Harry Lee Gray after a woman said he “charged” at her in his electric wheelchair, crashing into her bicycle after chasing her around a parking lot for three days. She said Gray purposely crashed … Continue reading
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Tagged Bicycle, Business, Cycling, Motorized wheelchair, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Pompano Beach Florida, Sports, Toledo Ohio
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Mugshot Of The Day: Please Drive-Thru, Then Get Arrested
Florida police in Coral Springs tried to pull over 64-year-old Roberta Spen because her brake lights were out on Monday night. She either didn’t see the cop trying to pull her over or didn’t care…Because she was hungry. Roberta ignored … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: Lose Weight The Sleazy Way
A weight loss doctor is accused of sexually assaulting female patients through manipulation. Dr. Arie Oren allegedly told his patients that if they had sex with him, they would lose weight faster. Authorities say the attacks happened under the guise … Continue reading
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Tagged Assault, David Davis, Health, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Police officer, Sexual assault, Shopping, Supplements, Weight loss
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Mugshot Of The Day: I Can’t Smoke WHAT?!
Police in Jensen, Florida saw a swerving car and pulled over 53-year-old David Wagner. Panicking in a drunken stupor, Wagner reached for what he thought was the cigarette behind his ear to help cover the smell of booze, only to … Continue reading
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Tagged Alcohol intoxication, Cigarette, facebook, Florida, Hearing aid, Jägermeister, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, twitter, United States
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Mugshot Of The Day: Adult Store Fun
In Lincoln, Nebraska (where else?), a family just got a little bit weirder. Nathaniel Atkinson was arrested for robbery at an adult store…Where his SISTER worked! The 20-year-old claimed that he did it because he is addicted to gambling and … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: The Naked Escape
A police chase turned sexy in Port St. Lucie, Florida after a woman stripped down to her bra and panties in order to “hide” her scent. After crashing her car into the median, Angela Ferranti decided the next best move … Continue reading
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Tagged Bathroom, Child, Law, Law Enforcement, Lowry Park Zoo, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Police, Police officer
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Mugshot Of The Day: Good Thing You Aren’t Dating His Daughter
Police say that some angry father created Old West themed “WANTED” posters offering a prize of $3,000 for someone to deliver him his daughter’s boyfriend. Police wouldn’t have been so upset… had he not written “dead or alive.” Domingos Oliveira, … Continue reading
Bonus Mugshot Of The Day: Which Is The $500 Hooker…And Who Can Be Had For $17
Two women were arrested last week in Manatee County, Florida for hooking (prostitution)…and apparently, the price of fellatio varies wildly in the South. One woman (guess who) was busted charging an undercover officer $500 for the sex act while the … Continue reading
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Tagged Fellatio, Florida, Human sexual activity, Manatee County Florida, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Prostitution, Sheriff, Undercover
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Yet Another Mugshot Of The Day: This Doctor (Really) Bites
A 55-year-old physician went a little nutty over the weekend. Phase 1: She got hammered and drove her car into the parking lot of a restaurant in Easton on Saturday, smashing up a bunch of cars. Phase 2: When police took … Continue reading
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Tagged Bathroom, Child, Law, Law Enforcement, Lowry Park Zoo, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Pompano Beach Florida, Swimming pool
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Mugshot Of The Day: Jessi Slaughter’s Dad Dun Goofed
When Gene Leonhardt, the infamous father of the notorious Jessi Slaughter, allegedly smacked his daughter in the mouth, it wasn’t the “cyberpolice” that “backtraced” him and his awesome moustache, but the actual police. Leonhardt supposedly slapped his daughter in the mouth … Continue reading
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Tagged Child abuse, Children Youth and Family, Florida, Gene Leonhardt, Good Morning America, Jessi Slaughter, Jessica leonhardt, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Police, Port St. Lucie Florida, Prevention, Pull-tab, Sheriff, Toyota Corolla, U Dun Goofed!, youtube
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K&M Mugshot Of The Day: Zoo Molestation Story Somehow Gets CREEPIER
Tampa Police on Tuesday arrested a Lowry Park Zoo volunteer on suspicion of molesting a 9-year-old boy in one of the park’s bathrooms. Cameron James Spurback, 21, remains in jail. If what he’s accused of doing isn’t bad enough, Spurback suffers … Continue reading
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Tagged Bathroom, Child, Defendant, Elephantiasis, gross, Lowry Park Zoo, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Police officer, Portland Oregon
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Mugshot of The Day: Ballistic Over A Burrito
A Taco Bell customer was so angry after the price of his favorite item on the menu (the Beefy Crunch Burrito – which I have to admit, is pretty good) went up by 50 cents that he allegedly tried to … Continue reading
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Tagged Air gun, Assault, Assault rifle, Burger King, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Police officer, San Antonio, SWAT, Taco Bell
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Mugshot Of The Day: “Pull Tab Head”
Aggravated battery, kidnapping, and false imprisonment. Those are pretty interesting charges to have filed against you, but probably not enough on their own to land you the coveted prize known as the “Mugshot Of The Day.” What sets this guy … Continue reading
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Tagged Indiana, Joseph Cunningham, Mother-in-law, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Ohio, Pull-tab, Recreation, Sheriff, St. Cloud Florida
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Mugshot Of The Day: That’s A Good Reward For Doing Laundry
On Wednesday morning, a woman was going to go for a swim at a public pool in Pompano Beach, Florida. On her way in, she glanced into a car in the parking lot , and saw a man and a … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day #2: Mother-In-Law Beat Down Over Burping
On Tuesday morning, 33-year-old Joseph Cunningham of Solsberry, Indiana was in the car with his wife and his 55-year-old mother-in-law. Joseph was in the backseat and the mother-in-law was driving. And Joseph let out a BURP. Which, according to his mother-in-law was, quote, … Continue reading
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Tagged Indiana, Joseph Cunningham, Law, Mother-in-law, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Port St. Lucie Florida, Products, Toyota Corolla
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Mugshot Of The Day: Her Designated Driver? Her 10 Year Old Daughter
33-year-old Audrey Willoughby of Port St. Lucie, Florida didn’t want to drive drunk. That’s admirable. But she decided to avoid committing that crime by committing another crime that could be considered MUCH worse. Audrey had her 10-year-old daughter drive. And it wasn’t just … Continue reading
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Tagged Alcohol intoxication, Child abuse, Cocaine, David Davis, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Ohio, Port St. Lucie Florida, Toyota Corolla
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Mugshot Of The Day #1: Cut My Hair? I’ll Cut YOU!
20-year-old David Davis of Stamford, Connecticut was at an apartment getting hiscrazy-ass afro cut and braided. Unfortunately, During the haircut, he got into a fight with someone in the apartment and ended up stabbing them with scissors. That got him a … Continue reading
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Tagged Assault, Cocaine, David Davis, Hairstyle, Methamphetamine, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Ohio, Stamford Connecticut
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Mugshot Of The Day #2: Scaredy Cat Burglar
24-year-old Timothy Chapek of Portland, Oregon broke into a house. Shortly after he got inside, the owner, Hilary Mackenzie, arrived home. andTimothy PANICKED. Instead of fleeing he locked himself in the bathroom and called 911 – on himself. He was afraid of a … Continue reading
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Tagged Bathroom, Cocaine, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Ohio, Oregon, Portland Oregon, United States, Wal-Mart
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Mugshot of The Day #1: Dentists – Not Just After Your Gum(s)
This recession is hitting EVERYONE hard. Dr. Richard Ludwig, a dentist from Okemos, Michigan stole a credit card from a college kid…so HE could buy pizza! Despite having $250 on him at the time and nearly $4 million in the … Continue reading
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Tagged Central Florida, Credit card, Credit card fraud, Grocery store, Mug shot, mugshot of the day, Okemos Michigan, Pizza, Publix, Richard Ludwig
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Mugshot of The Day #2: He’ll Greet You at Gunpoint at Walmart
George Plane isn’t your average 83-year old Wal-Mart greeter. One reason: He now has a criminal record for doing something REALLY stupid.On Sunday night, after he was finished a rigorous shift saying hello to people and highlighting their recipts, Georgie … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Criminal record, Grocery store, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Ohio, Robbery, Statesville North Carolina, Wal-Mart
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Mugshot Of The Day #3: “Lick Me” Guy Might Get His Wish In Prison
Lance McKenzie turned himself in on Thursday at the Yamhill County Jail to begin serving a 60-day sentence for assault. He wasn’t happy about it, and he made SURE that everyone knew it, by scrawling something special with a Sharpie on … Continue reading
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Tagged Counties, Grocery store, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Pull-tab, Sharpie, Sheriff, St. Cloud Florida, United States, Wal-Mart, Yamhill County Oregon
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Mugshot of The Day: Walmart Weirdo
I know I should be more specific in that title, since there are so many weird people walking around in Walmart, but this guy takes the creepy cake. Rodney Kunkel of Toledo, Ohio took it upon himself to put self-portrait photos on … Continue reading
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Tagged Camisole, Grocery store, High-heeled footwear, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Security guard, Toledo Ohio, Undergarment, Wal-Mart
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Mugshot Of The Day: Sideburns & Sass
Wednesday night after the bars closed, a cop in Ohio pulled over a driver who was speeding and swerving all over the place. 25-year old Stephen Supers was behind the wheel, and the cop asked him if he’d been drinking. … Continue reading
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Tagged Cannabis, Cocaine, Facial hair, Methamphetamine, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Ohio, Sheriff, Smart alec
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K&M Mugshot Of The Day: Nice Shirt, Bro.
49-year-old Lee Aiello of St. Cloud, Florida, robbed a bank last week. He got away with it, too! Only problem was is that Lee was wearing an incredibly gaudy and loud shirt when he stole all that money, and when … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: Soccer Mom Moons Gym Class
51-year-old Lori Lauer of Sebastian, Florida has a daughter who goes to Sebastian River High School. She was waiting at the school to pick her up, when she got out of her car and wandered around, and ended up about … Continue reading
Mugshots Of The Day: The Faces Of Meth
You know how they say drugs are bad for you? Well, they are. Check out these “Before & After” mugshots of crystal meth addicts. They’re the scariest things you’ll see today. These are all from some documentary movie ‘From Drugs … Continue reading
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Tagged Addictions, Clandestine chemistry, Documentary film, Drugs, Health, Methamphetamine, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Substance Abuse
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Mugshot Of The Day: GROSS.
Paul Kausalik of Durango, Colorado was pulled over for failure to signal two weeks ago. The officer on scene thought he smelled alcohol on Paul’s breath, and when Paul failed a few roadside sobriety tests, he brought him back to … Continue reading
Mugshot of The Day: Thin Mint Melee
Early Sunday morning, 31-year-old Hersha Howard of Naples, Florida got home and went to the kitchen to munch on a couple Thin Mints that she hgad stashed away (hopefully in her freezer, because they’re best when they’re cold.) But she … Continue reading
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Tagged Aggravated battery, Assault, Cookie, Girl Scout cookie, girl scout cookies, Home, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Naples Florida, Nuts, Roommate
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Mugshot Of The Day: This 11-Year Old Could Be Sentenced To Life In Prison
Jordan Brown was 11 years old when he allegedly used his kid-sized shotgun to kill his stepmother, who was pregnant when she died at their home outside of Pittsburgh. Brown is now 13 and, unless his lawyers can convince the … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day #3 – Meth Lab Moron
The picture above was taken moments after a meth lab exploded. The alledged victim in the picture has been charged with dealing the illegal drug andtaken to jail, as his HOUSE BLEW UP. Wait until you see who got arrested … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day #2: Remember Terry Glenn?
Yep, the former #1 Pats pick got arrested for the 5th TIME this weekend. He was busted in Denton County, Texas for DWI and 2 counts of marijuana possession. “Duuuuuuuuuuuude I can taste how bad I am at football.”
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Tagged Counties, Dallas Cowboys, Denton, Denton County Texas, Driving under the influence, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Terry Glenn, Texas, United States
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Mugshot Of The Day: The Homeless Man’s Hooker
A 31-year-old Florida woman faces a prostitution charge after having sex with a homeless man Friday night. What did he pay her with, oranges he was planning on selling on the on-ramp?! You ready to see this landbeast? and here’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Counties, Dodge Dakota, Driving under the influence, Florida, Honda Civic, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Prostitution, Sexuality, United States
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Mugshot Of The Day: Laurence Maroney Will Be Dancing Behind The Chain-Gang Line Soon
Former Patriots 1st round pick and current (soon-to-be “former”) Denver Broncos running back Laurence Maroney was arrested in St. Louis Monday night after a vehicle he was in was stopped by officers who found marijuana and a weapon inside his … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day #2: Drunk Girl On Cape Cod
Ok – This one’s a little hard to follow, but totally worth it: An emotionally disturbed 47-year-old Centerville man purposely jumped in front of a westbound Dodge Dakota pick up truck. The operator of the truck took immediate evasive action … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day #1: Brett Favre’s Sister
Brett’s having a tough year. The naughty cell-phone pics, missing the playoffs, and now his sister gets arrested in a meth raid. (I dodn’t know he could become any more of a redneck, but I apparently was wrong.) Brandi Favre, … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: Jaime Pressly’s DUI
Jaime Pressly modeled for a DUI mug shot this week. The beautiful actress of My Name is Earl doesn’t look half bad, considering the circumstances. California authorities claim that she was originally stopped for a traffic violation in Santa Monica … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: The Ol’ “Spilled Hot Sauce On My Wang” Excuse
A man was busted for indecent exposure after a teen girl said she saw him inappropriately touching himself on an airplane. He tried to explain to the arresting officers that he was just trying to get rid of the itch … Continue reading
Mugshot of The Day: Wife Stabs Husband 7 Times Over Pats/Jets Game
Deloris Holley of Stl. Petersburg Florida likes to spend her Monday nights watching her favorite television show, a crime thriller called “The Closer” on TNT. Or at least, she did. Her husband, David Marion, wanted to watch the Pats and … Continue reading
Mugshot Of The Day: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Tongue While on Toilet
So 79-year-old Willard Lueders was just trying to give his wife a goodnight kiss, but apparently he should have waited until after she got off the toilet to try it. His wife didn’t take too kindly to the gesture, because … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas carol, mayhem, Milwaukee, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, New Year, Police, Sheboygan Press, Sheboygan Wisconsin, Tongue, Wisconsin
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Mugshot of the Day: Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Drug
Hey, this one’s local! A Framingham teenager fought with officers Tuesday as they tried to prevent him from swallowing a bag of what appeared to be cocaine, police said. They were unsuccessful in preventing him from swallowing the bag. Art … Continue reading
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Tagged Art Taylor, Cocaine, Framingham, Framingham Massachusetts, Law, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Police, Swallowing
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Mugshot Of The Day: Two Fat Ladies Hide Stuff In Their Fat While Shoplifting From TJ Maxx
Two women in Oklahoma were stopped as they tried to smuggle $2,600 of clothing and accessories inside their fat rolls. Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were busted by a TJ Maxx employee as they tucked away FOUR pairs … Continue reading
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Tagged apple, IPad, Marshalls, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Oklahoma, shoplifting, Southerners are all idiots, Steve Jobs, TJ Maxx, twitter, Wi-Fi
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K&M’s Mugshot Of The Day #2 – Topless XXX Act In Hotel Parking Lot
I’m about to introduce you to Vicki Myers. A Naperville, Illinois cop was responding to an unrelated call when he spotted a topless Ms. Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. Upon closer inspection, police found the … Continue reading
