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A Few Of My Favorite Gronk-Themed Porn Titles

Gronk’s been offered $3.75 million to do a porn with this “friend” Bibi Jones. Here’s a few of my favorite suggested titles f0r the flick: Gronkin’ & Bonkin’ GRONK SMASH… That Ass! Unnecessary Roughness & Intentional Pounding Glands To The … Continue reading

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Sweet Baby Jesus: Tom Brady’s New Mansion HAS A MOAT!

It’s getting harder and harder to defend him. (…And, no; I’m not talking about on the football field.) It’s a 22k sq. ft. palace in LA, by the way.

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ESPN NFL Kickoff Stuffs As Many “Princess Bride” References Into A Half Hour As Possible

Kill the giant and the dark one, leave the third for questioning. Trey Wingo must answer for his awesomeness.  

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The Requisite “The NFL Replacement Refs Are A Joke” Pic, GIF & Meme Dump

The good news is the Celtics start soon. What a shitshow.

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Chad Ochocinco Thrown Off Bull In 1.5 Seconds

After accepting a challenge from Sean Gleason, the CEO of the Professional Bull Riders‘ Association, Chad Ochocinco of the Cincinnati Bengals headed down to Duluth, Georgia for the Lucas Oil Invitational to ride the beast. Ochocinco received $10,000 for simply showing up … Continue reading

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Chad Ochocinco Thrown Off Bull in 1.5 Seconds

After accepting a challenge from Sean Gleason, the CEO of the Professional Bull Riders’ Association, Chad Ochocinco of the Cincinnati Bengals headed down to Duluth, Goergia for the Lucas Oil Invitational to ride the beast. Ochocinco received $10,000 for simply showing up … Continue reading

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Doug Flutie’s Daughter Is Now A Smokin’ Hot Patriots Cheerleader

Doug Flutie‘s daughter Alexa will now be seen on the field where her father made that dropkick. The 23-year-old reigning Miss Massachusetts won a spot at the Patriots cheerleader tryouts, beating out hundreds of other applicants. (Andre Tippett‘s daughter also made the … Continue reading

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Mark Sanchez Wiped A Booger on Mark Brunell

Jets QB Mark Sanchez should probably spend more time focusing on the game instead of picking his nose and being gross.

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Dan Connolly’s KO Return = Epic

Play of the year.

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Is This The Best Apology Ever?

I can’t believe he didn’t leterally walk over there and kick her while she was lying like that. Missed opportunities, bro. By the way, I have no idea what show this is from, but if everyone involved with it died … Continue reading

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Mugshot of The Day: Wife Stabs Husband 7 Times Over Pats/Jets Game

Deloris Holley of Stl. Petersburg Florida likes to spend her Monday nights watching her favorite television show, a crime thriller called “The Closer” on TNT. Or at least, she did. Her husband, David Marion, wanted to watch the Pats and … Continue reading

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Andre Johnson Was Mic’d Up During the Cortland Finnegan Beatdown

Thank you, NFL Films. Thank you so much. There’s no way this stays up long on YouTube, so enjoy it while you can. It’s glorious.

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Tom Brady To Endorse UGGs, Infuriate Homophobic Fans Yet Again

You know those ugly ass furry boots your girlfriend/wife/daughter wanted for Christmas a few years back? Well, they’re coming out with a men’s line. Guess who they just hired to be their first spokesman? New England quarterback, Number 12: Tom … Continue reading

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Marisa Miller On Conan: HOT DAMN!

Ok, I’m a few days behind on Conan’s show on my DVR, so I just saw the Thanksgiving episode with Marisa Miller. Sweet. BABY. JESUS. Thank you, Marisa. That dress looks terribly uncomfortable, but you pretty much leave nothing up … Continue reading

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Gisele Bundchen Gets Naked In A Van & Leaves The Door Open

This was a caught by the paparazzi, outside of a photoshoot. Gisele doesn’t seem to mind, but if I was Tom Brady (last time I checked: “Still Not”) I would. Who wants to see some side-boob and bare-ass naked shots … Continue reading

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Um, What’s Terry Bradshaw Doing?

Stop creeping! They already have cancer and are being forced to sit next to Joe Buck!  

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Your Trick Play Of The Day

This awesome video comes to us from the Driscoll Middle School Football team, who pulled off one hell of a trick play in their last game. It’ll help erase the memory of that Cribbs/Stuckey TD the Browns scored yesterday when … Continue reading

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SNL’s Spoof Of Brett Favre’s Wrangler Jeans Commercials: “Open Fly Jeans”

Saturday Night Live poked fun at Brett Favre this weekend by spoofing those awful Wrangler commercials he’s in where he plays flag football and tries to play himself off as just a good ol’ boy. They called him out over … Continue reading

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Who’s Gonna Be The 1st Player Suspended For A “Devastating Hit”?

The NFL has decided to crack down on defensive players who lay down what they are now calling “devastating hits”. The league announced earlier this week that they will be now potentially suspending players, who even are first-time offenders, for … Continue reading

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Randy Moss Traded To The Vikings!

According to several NFL sources, Randy Moss was traded this morning to Minnesota for a 3rd round pick. What do you think about the trade? (I fucking hate it.)

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DirecTV Kinda Nailed Us In Their NFL/Patriots Commercial

I mean, it’s understated, unlike those patronizing Dunkin’ Donuts “we all talk retaaaahded and we all what the know the Island Queen fog horn sounds like” spots. And I’ve definitely hucked a shovelful of snow at somebody’s front door before. … Continue reading

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