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Sexy Pool Party!

Posted on May 8, 2013 by

Dammit. This is more clever than anything I could ever do.  

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Soon, All Popular Comedy Will Just Be Fart Noises

Posted on April 15, 2013 by

 

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This Is Probably Why You Need A Manager

Posted on April 10, 2013 by

You had one job, and you failed while failing at it. FAILCEPTION.

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Look At All Those…

Posted on April 9, 2013 by

I can’t breathe.  

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I Taught My 3-Month Old Nephew How To Speak Wookie

Posted on April 2, 2013 by

This was after a LOT of scotch. But he did it!  

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A Hot Nerdy Girl Singing Twee Songs About The Simpsons? Where’s That “SPLOOSH!” GIF?!?

Posted on March 20, 2013 by

Time for a nap.

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And This Video Is Exactly Why YouTube Was Invented

Posted on February 26, 2013 by

I don’t even know. Just watch it. It’s going to be huge.  

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NEWSFLASH: Dan Marino Has Always Been An Asshole

Posted on January 31, 2013 by

He had a lovechild? BIG SHOCK. This guy has always been a stat-chaser, never been a winner. Gotta pump those numbers up somehow, right? This guy knows what I’m talking about.

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This Photo Just About Killed Me

Posted on January 28, 2013 by

  Welp. (Sigh) Ugh. Man. I’d say blow it up, but they won’t get anything good. There’s nothing TO blow up anymore. This ruins this season (if it wasn’t already ruined) and next. Just a crushing loss. God, I need … Continue reading →

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Best Streaker Ever? [NSFW!]

Posted on January 23, 2013 by

Yup. Best streaker ever.  

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Good. She Seems Like A Bitch.

Posted on December 4, 2012 by

Now, go shave down your Adam’s apple. Seriously, I have an irrational hate for her. She’d be in my bottom 5.  

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Shaq Coins David Lee’s New Nickname: WCW!

Posted on November 30, 2012 by

This almost made up for Barkley being absent from the panel last night. Almost. That Darko line from Ernie was triumphant.  

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This Song Will Be The Death Of Us All

Posted on October 31, 2012 by

That can’t be safe.  

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Everybody Big Shake!

Posted on July 19, 2012 by

  I don’t know, I’m in a good mood today… so you get this.  

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Now THIS Is How You Get Kicked Out Of McDonald’s!

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

Warning: NSFW.

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Boys Night In

Posted on May 24, 2012 by

By the way, I’m married now. Stuff like this will still be posted. Carry on. http://britnanick.com

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ESPN’s New Commercial Is Clever

Posted on April 26, 2012 by

Wedding’s a week away. Home stretch, people.

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You Best Have Delonte’s Donuts!

Posted on March 29, 2012 by

God, I miss this doofus.

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Cookie Monster Is My Spirit Animal

Posted on February 22, 2012 by

Arrivederci, frog. Isn’t it sad that most comedies on TV now can’t be this funny?

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“Achievement Hunter – Happy Wheels”

Posted on January 27, 2012 by

Hot damn, I haven’t laughed at anything this hard in a while. Watch as this guy attempts to contain his rage while playing this game. NSFW Audio! Earmuffs, people!

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Mind = BLOWN

Posted on January 26, 2012 by

Just messin’ up this baby’s brain-grapes!

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8-Year-Old Juliette’s Hardcore Song

Posted on January 25, 2012 by

I meant to post this last week and got busy livin’… but I’m back to my lazy ways of surfin’ the interwebs and remembered, so here.

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Hollywood Classic Screw-Ups

Posted on January 24, 2012 by

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Death Metal Rooster

Posted on January 20, 2012 by

Pretty sure I’ve posted it before, but deal.

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Shit No One Says

Posted on January 12, 2012 by

OK OK OK… this is the ony one I’ll post. It’s too good not to. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, click here!

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We Back, Bitches!

Posted on January 3, 2012 by

I hope you’re all ready for 2012. Because I sure the hell ain’t, and I need someone to drive me to my court date. But seriously, yeah… we’re back.

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Christ. This Is Why They’re Protesting

Posted on September 27, 2011 by

Traders are conceited soulless douchebags, huh? Who knew? I’m absolutely terrified right now.

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How AWESOME Is This Guy?!

Posted on August 17, 2011 by

Answer: He’s super awesome.  

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MTV News Tries To Explain The Internet In 1995

Posted on July 29, 2011 by

My favorite part of this is that Kurt Loder is STILL working there.

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Fat Guy Cries Like A Baby

Posted on June 8, 2011 by

I’m officially creeped out.

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“The People Of Walmart” Song

Posted on May 26, 2011 by

If you’ve never checked out the awesome PeopleofWalmart.com site, I strongly suggest you do. It features photos of the very best (or really: the worst) humanity has to offer. They now have their own theme song. 

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How Not To Load A BMW Onto A Flatbed Truck

Posted on May 16, 2011 by

SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!! Just a heads up: This is surveillance video, so there’s NO audio… Sorry.

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“Come On! Throw The Stick!”

Posted on May 10, 2011 by

This dog can’t figure out why that really heartless man on the bench won’t play fetch with him. I don’t know why, but that reminded me of this:

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You Can Hypnotize Ducks With A Yo-Yo

Posted on May 5, 2011 by

…or – at least – get them hilariously dizzy. 

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These Talking Animal Videos Are Pretty Funny

Posted on May 4, 2011 by

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My One And Only Thought On The Royal Wedding

Posted on April 29, 2011 by

Now go about your lives and let’s never speak of it again.

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Place Your Bets: Man Vs. Moose In Sweden

Posted on April 28, 2011 by

This guy goes into all-out viking-mode when this moose tries to charge him. He’s only got a pipe to protect himself and his girlfriend. Before you watch the video, take a guess and predict: who wins?

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Wanna See What An Albino Raccoon Looks Like?

Posted on April 25, 2011 by

…Of course you do! This video is interesting enough, seeing as it does feature an albino raccoon, which in itself is rare. But it’s the Twin Peaks-style random twist at the end that really puts it over the top.

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These Guys Suck At Playing “Punch The Bag”

Posted on April 21, 2011 by

You know that arcade game where you have to punch a punching bag and it “registers” how strong your punch is?

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This Dog Is Really Bad At Humping

Posted on April 15, 2011 by

So close, and yet so far.

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I’m Pretty Sure This Gymnast Isn’t Human

Posted on April 12, 2011 by

Maybe he’s called a tumbler…I’ve seen him called that on a few websites…All I know is that I think we should call him Spider-Man.  

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Snake Pit Cleaner: Is This The Worst Job Ever?

Posted on April 6, 2011 by

This dude just nonchalantly picks up dozens of super-venomous cobras one at a time and tosses them like it’s no big deal.   

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Drunk Dialing Is Funnier When It’s Spelled Out

Posted on March 31, 2011 by

Calling someone when you’re drunk is always embarrassing aftewards, but it’s even more so when you leave a long slurry message on someone’s voicemail. It’s even WORSE when someone gets a hold of it, illustrates it, and puts it on … Continue reading →

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Jedi Badminton Is So Much Cooler Than Regular Badminton

Posted on March 28, 2011 by

It just is.

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Every Bone Ever Broken By Steven Seagal On Camera: The Supercut

Posted on March 23, 2011 by

(That poor kid never had a chance.) Noted and self-described bad-ass Steven Seagal has appeared in quite a few horrible action movies in his day. One of the guys over at Filmdrunk.com (just a tremendous website, BTW) was nice (or … Continue reading →

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“The Button King” Would Like To Sing You A Song About Buttons

Posted on March 22, 2011 by

Dude, I don’t even know what’s going on in this video, but I feel like you should watch it. This guy really likes buttons. His name is Dalton Stevens, and he’s amazing.  

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Wanna See Actor Joe Pantoliano Get Food Dumped On Him By A Waitress?

Posted on March 22, 2011 by

Of course you do! He played Ralphie from The Sopranos, and Cypher from The Matrix, or you might just know him as the bald guy with the glasses or “Joey Pants”. This accident happened while the cast of the movie he’s working … Continue reading →

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This “Thailand’s Got Talent” Singer’s Got A Surprise For You

Posted on March 15, 2011 by

She sings beautifully… But she’s got a secret that makes her sweet singing extra special! “She” was actually born a “he”. She’s transgendered, and if you wait for it (around the 1 minute mark into the video) – she sings … Continue reading →

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Robber Can’t Get His Mask On

Posted on March 10, 2011 by

Isn’t the first step in robbing a store to conceal your identity? This attempted robber makes the crooks in Home Alone look like geniuses. Watch as he struggles to put on a ski mask.

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