For Mikey – 1978-2009One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.
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Dammit. This is more clever than anything I could ever do.
You had one job, and you failed while failing at it. FAILCEPTION.
I can’t breathe.
This was after a LOT of scotch. But he did it!
Oh, hey Joey. I hope you enjoyed your sure-to-be-brief Hollywood career. Lord knows puberty’s gonna up and kic- GAWDDAMMIT
Time for a nap.
I don’t even know. Just watch it. It’s going to be huge.
He had a lovechild? BIG SHOCK. This guy has always been a stat-chaser, never been a winner. Gotta pump those numbers up somehow, right? This guy knows what I’m talking about.
Welp. (Sigh) Ugh. Man. I’d say blow it up, but they won’t get anything good. There’s nothing TO blow up anymore. This ruins this season (if it wasn’t already ruined) and next. Just a crushing loss. God, I need … Continue reading
Yup. Best streaker ever.
Now, go shave down your Adam’s apple. Seriously, I have an irrational hate for her. She’d be in my bottom 5.
This almost made up for Barkley being absent from the panel last night. Almost. That Darko line from Ernie was triumphant.
That can’t be safe.
I don’t know, I’m in a good mood today… so you get this.
By the way, I’m married now. Stuff like this will still be posted. Carry on. http://britnanick.com
Wedding’s a week away. Home stretch, people.
God, I miss this doofus.
Hot damn, I haven’t laughed at anything this hard in a while. Watch as this guy attempts to contain his rage while playing this game. NSFW Audio! Earmuffs, people!
Just messin’ up this baby’s brain-grapes!
I meant to post this last week and got busy livin’… but I’m back to my lazy ways of surfin’ the interwebs and remembered, so here.
OK OK OK… this is the ony one I’ll post. It’s too good not to. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, click here!
I hope you’re all ready for 2012. Because I sure the hell ain’t, and I need someone to drive me to my court date. But seriously, yeah… we’re back.
Traders are conceited soulless douchebags, huh? Who knew? I’m absolutely terrified right now.
Answer: He’s super awesome.
My favorite part of this is that Kurt Loder is STILL working there.
If you’ve never checked out the awesome PeopleofWalmart.com site, I strongly suggest you do. It features photos of the very best (or really: the worst) humanity has to offer. They now have their own theme song.
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!! Just a heads up: This is surveillance video, so there’s NO audio… Sorry.
…or – at least – get them hilariously dizzy.
Now go about your lives and let’s never speak of it again.
This guy goes into all-out viking-mode when this moose tries to charge him. He’s only got a pipe to protect himself and his girlfriend. Before you watch the video, take a guess and predict: who wins?
…Of course you do! This video is interesting enough, seeing as it does feature an albino raccoon, which in itself is rare. But it’s the Twin Peaks-style random twist at the end that really puts it over the top.
You know that arcade game where you have to punch a punching bag and it “registers” how strong your punch is?
So close, and yet so far.
Maybe he’s called a tumbler…I’ve seen him called that on a few websites…All I know is that I think we should call him Spider-Man.
This dude just nonchalantly picks up dozens of super-venomous cobras one at a time and tosses them like it’s no big deal.
(That poor kid never had a chance.) Noted and self-described bad-ass Steven Seagal has appeared in quite a few horrible action movies in his day. One of the guys over at Filmdrunk.com (just a tremendous website, BTW) was nice (or … Continue reading
Of course you do! He played Ralphie from The Sopranos, and Cypher from The Matrix, or you might just know him as the bald guy with the glasses or “Joey Pants”. This accident happened while the cast of the movie he’s working … Continue reading
She sings beautifully… But she’s got a secret that makes her sweet singing extra special! “She” was actually born a “he”. She’s transgendered, and if you wait for it (around the 1 minute mark into the video) – she sings … Continue reading
Isn’t the first step in robbing a store to conceal your identity? This attempted robber makes the crooks in Home Alone look like geniuses. Watch as he struggles to put on a ski mask.