Tag Archives: Programs

Sexy Pool Party!

Dammit. This is more clever than anything I could ever do.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Soon, All Popular Comedy Will Just Be Fart Noises

 

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

This Is Probably Why You Need A Manager

You had one job, and you failed while failing at it. FAILCEPTION.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Look At All Those…

I can’t breathe.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

I Taught My 3-Month Old Nephew How To Speak Wookie

This was after a LOT of scotch. But he did it!  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

A Hot Nerdy Girl Singing Twee Songs About The Simpsons? Where’s That “SPLOOSH!” GIF?!?

Time for a nap.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

And This Video Is Exactly Why YouTube Was Invented

I don’t even know. Just watch it. It’s going to be huge.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

NEWSFLASH: Dan Marino Has Always Been An Asshole

He had a lovechild? BIG SHOCK. This guy has always been a stat-chaser, never been a winner. Gotta pump those numbers up somehow, right? This guy knows what I’m talking about.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

This Photo Just About Killed Me

  Welp. (Sigh) Ugh. Man. I’d say blow it up, but they won’t get anything good. There’s nothing TO blow up anymore. This ruins this season (if it wasn’t already ruined) and next. Just a crushing loss. God, I need … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Best Streaker Ever? [NSFW!]

Yup. Best streaker ever.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Good. She Seems Like A Bitch.

Now, go shave down your Adam’s apple. Seriously, I have an irrational hate for her. She’d be in my bottom 5.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Shaq Coins David Lee’s New Nickname: WCW!

This almost made up for Barkley being absent from the panel last night. Almost. That Darko line from Ernie was triumphant.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

This Song Will Be The Death Of Us All

That can’t be safe.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Everybody Big Shake!

  I don’t know, I’m in a good mood today… so you get this.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Now THIS Is How You Get Kicked Out Of McDonald’s!

Warning: NSFW.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment

Boys Night In

By the way, I’m married now. Stuff like this will still be posted. Carry on. http://britnanick.com

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

ESPN’s New Commercial Is Clever

Wedding’s a week away. Home stretch, people.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

You Best Have Delonte’s Donuts!

God, I miss this doofus.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cookie Monster Is My Spirit Animal

Arrivederci, frog. Isn’t it sad that most comedies on TV now can’t be this funny?

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Achievement Hunter – Happy Wheels”

Hot damn, I haven’t laughed at anything this hard in a while. Watch as this guy attempts to contain his rage while playing this game. NSFW Audio! Earmuffs, people!

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Mind = BLOWN

Just messin’ up this baby’s brain-grapes!

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

8-Year-Old Juliette’s Hardcore Song

I meant to post this last week and got busy livin’… but I’m back to my lazy ways of surfin’ the interwebs and remembered, so here.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hollywood Classic Screw-Ups

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Death Metal Rooster

Pretty sure I’ve posted it before, but deal.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Shit No One Says

OK OK OK… this is the ony one I’ll post. It’s too good not to. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, click here!

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

We Back, Bitches!

I hope you’re all ready for 2012. Because I sure the hell ain’t, and I need someone to drive me to my court date. But seriously, yeah… we’re back.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Christ. This Is Why They’re Protesting

Traders are conceited soulless douchebags, huh? Who knew? I’m absolutely terrified right now.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

How AWESOME Is This Guy?!

Answer: He’s super awesome.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

MTV News Tries To Explain The Internet In 1995

My favorite part of this is that Kurt Loder is STILL working there.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Fat Guy Cries Like A Baby

I’m officially creeped out.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“The People Of Walmart” Song

If you’ve never checked out the awesome PeopleofWalmart.com site, I strongly suggest you do. It features photos of the very best (or really: the worst) humanity has to offer. They now have their own theme song. 

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

How Not To Load A BMW Onto A Flatbed Truck

SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!! Just a heads up: This is surveillance video, so there’s NO audio… Sorry.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Come On! Throw The Stick!”

This dog can’t figure out why that really heartless man on the bench won’t play fetch with him. I don’t know why, but that reminded me of this:

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

You Can Hypnotize Ducks With A Yo-Yo

…or – at least – get them hilariously dizzy. 

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

These Talking Animal Videos Are Pretty Funny

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

My One And Only Thought On The Royal Wedding

Now go about your lives and let’s never speak of it again.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Place Your Bets: Man Vs. Moose In Sweden

This guy goes into all-out viking-mode when this moose tries to charge him. He’s only got a pipe to protect himself and his girlfriend. Before you watch the video, take a guess and predict: who wins?

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Wanna See What An Albino Raccoon Looks Like?

…Of course you do! This video is interesting enough, seeing as it does feature an albino raccoon, which in itself is rare. But it’s the Twin Peaks-style random twist at the end that really puts it over the top.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

These Guys Suck At Playing “Punch The Bag”

You know that arcade game where you have to punch a punching bag and it “registers” how strong your punch is?

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

This Dog Is Really Bad At Humping

So close, and yet so far.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

I’m Pretty Sure This Gymnast Isn’t Human

Maybe he’s called a tumbler…I’ve seen him called that on a few websites…All I know is that I think we should call him Spider-Man.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Snake Pit Cleaner: Is This The Worst Job Ever?

This dude just nonchalantly picks up dozens of super-venomous cobras one at a time and tosses them like it’s no big deal.   

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Drunk Dialing Is Funnier When It’s Spelled Out

Calling someone when you’re drunk is always embarrassing aftewards, but it’s even more so when you leave a long slurry message on someone’s voicemail. It’s even WORSE when someone gets a hold of it, illustrates it, and puts it on … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jedi Badminton Is So Much Cooler Than Regular Badminton

It just is.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Every Bone Ever Broken By Steven Seagal On Camera: The Supercut

(That poor kid never had a chance.) Noted and self-described bad-ass Steven Seagal has appeared in quite a few horrible action movies in his day. One of the guys over at Filmdrunk.com (just a tremendous website, BTW) was nice (or … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“The Button King” Would Like To Sing You A Song About Buttons

Dude, I don’t even know what’s going on in this video, but I feel like you should watch it. This guy really likes buttons. His name is Dalton Stevens, and he’s amazing.  

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Wanna See Actor Joe Pantoliano Get Food Dumped On Him By A Waitress?

Of course you do! He played Ralphie from The Sopranos, and Cypher from The Matrix, or you might just know him as the bald guy with the glasses or “Joey Pants”. This accident happened while the cast of the movie he’s working … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

This “Thailand’s Got Talent” Singer’s Got A Surprise For You

She sings beautifully… But she’s got a secret that makes her sweet singing extra special! “She” was actually born a “he”. She’s transgendered, and if you wait for it (around the 1 minute mark into the video) – she sings … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Robber Can’t Get His Mask On

Isn’t the first step in robbing a store to conceal your identity? This attempted robber makes the crooks in Home Alone look like geniuses. Watch as he struggles to put on a ski mask.

Rate this:

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment