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Tag Archives: Sports
Montreal just had their lunch handed to them. That was awesome.
It’s A New Week. Let’s Try To Return To Normalcy. Here’s A Newsanchor Swearing A Blue Streak On His First Day On The Job.
Ahhhhhh…. that’s better. By the way, he got suspended. Let’s get back at it, folks!
Lots of stuff from bands playing the upcoming Boston Calling festival.
I look like Kevin Smith’s creepy uncle. YIKES.
Gronk’s been offered $3.75 million to do a porn with this “friend” Bibi Jones. Here’s a few of my favorite suggested titles f0r the flick: Gronkin’ & Bonkin’ GRONK SMASH… That Ass! Unnecessary Roughness & Intentional Pounding Glands To The … Continue reading
Welp. (Sigh) Ugh. Man. I’d say blow it up, but they won’t get anything good. There’s nothing TO blow up anymore. This ruins this season (if it wasn’t already ruined) and next. Just a crushing loss. God, I need … Continue reading
It’s getting harder and harder to defend him. (…And, no; I’m not talking about on the football field.) It’s a 22k sq. ft. palace in LA, by the way.
With all the hubbub over the KG/Melo war of words recently, I think this would be an excellent time to alert you to one of my favorite NBA-related YouTube series, called “Uncensored Trash Talk”. I don’t know too much about … Continue reading
This almost made up for Barkley being absent from the panel last night. Almost. That Darko line from Ernie was triumphant.
Kill the giant and the dark one, leave the third for questioning. Trey Wingo must answer for his awesomeness.
Oh, I’m sorry? What’s that? I can’t hear you, over the sound of how freakishly awesome this video of Rajon Rondo is. He just ups and jumps, flat-footed, onto a 6 foot file cabinet/platform thing. No big deal. Lakers can … Continue reading
Who’s your friend, and why does he smell like UMass?
With the draft on Thursday, I’m already at the “Level 9 NBA fan geek-out” stage over who the C’s will get in this ridiculously deep draft. I hope Ainge keeps both picks, because I think a number of young tall … Continue reading
Despite Rajon Rondo playing the game of his life and putting up one of the most amazing statlines ever seen in the playoffs, the Miami Heat were handed a victory (again) by the referees and officials in Game 2 of … Continue reading
Wedding’s a week away. Home stretch, people.
AKA “Why the Internet is so awesome.” Send this to every hockey fan you know.
At the Sky Zone Trampoline Park in Rocklin, California, you too can play a kickass game of 3-D trampoline dodgeball. Someone needs to set this up in Massachusetts RIGHT NOW. [listicle id=74356]
The Boston Bruins took their continuing celebration to Foxwoods Resort Casino post-Stanley Cup victory and they left with this $156,000 bill — most of which was attributed to a $100K gigantic bottle of champagne.
Just in time for the Red Sox Yankees series this week, here’s the third ad for New Era featuring Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski as a pair of rival fans. If you missed the first two, click here.
This guy is having some computer trouble and calls up Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek for help. (At least now we know what he’s going to go into after he retires from baseball… and it won’t be acting…)
There’s an outbreak of equine herpes going around the U.S. right now. People can’t get it, but it can be deadly for horses. Instead of cancelling a children’s rodeo event in Utah last Thursday, the organizers came up with the … Continue reading
President Obama took time out of his trip to England to play some doubles ping-pong with British Prime Minister David Cameron. They played against two kids at a school in London – and apparently being elected to your nation’s highest office … Continue reading
At a minor league baseball game, this Chattanooga Lookouts fan is holding his young daughter and trying to squeeze down the aisle when a foul ball came flying right at him. No biggie.
A Spanish Soccer Player Dropped a Championship Trophy During The Victory Parade And a Bus Ran Over It
(Photo by Scott Heavey/Getty Images) The Real Madrid soccer team won the Spanish soccer championship the other day, and during the victory parade, a star player named Sergio Ramos dropped the trophy from on top of a bus, and the … Continue reading
They say JFK was quite an orator, and that Churchill was no slouch in front of a microphone. They were both pretty good, but they’ve got NOTHING on this guy Tim “Wild Thang” Lepard. he manages a team of dog-riding … Continue reading
Go Bruins! Montreal sucks. Those Canadiens fans have been falling all over themselves to blast me on twitter. Suck on it, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Bruins in 6.
All that title is missing is the words “XXXTREME!” and “Mountain Dew“. It doesn’t get much cooler than this. These guys are pretty funny too. “Did You see that avalanche?” It would be pretty hard to miss, bucko!
Police arrested a 67-year-old man named Harry Lee Gray after a woman said he “charged” at her in his electric wheelchair, crashing into her bicycle after chasing her around a parking lot for three days. She said Gray purposely crashed … Continue reading
With the Boston Marathon kicking off today (I’m reporting live from the starting line in Hopkinton all morning), the fine folks from the Improv Asylum go inside the minds of one of the runners, and it’s pretty hilarious. ‘
WWE/Columbia recording artist and Boston’s own AGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (who recorded the WWE themes “On your Knees” (Jack Swagger) and D-Generation X 2010) came up with the “Get up and GO” theme song for the Boston Bruins in this year’s … Continue reading
…it just looks so much cooler. This BBC promo for The Masters Tournament (which starts tomorrow!) imagines the way golf would look if it was played by Siths and Jedis.
This guy is my new hero. He’s a Red Sox fan, and his young son is trying to tell him he wants to root for the Yankees. Papa Bear’s not having ANY of that, and sets his crybaby son straight. … Continue reading
If Major League Baseball doesn’t want to do anything about the ridiculous length of their games, then they are running the risk of losing their audience to bored drunk guys like this one, who takes advantage of other bored drunk … Continue reading
Spanish tennis player David Ferrer was having a bad day at the tennis court and when a baby started crying in the stands, he hit a tennis ball into the crowd to scare the kid. He was successful and the … Continue reading
Just moments after he fell on the back of Fernando Pisani‘s skate blade, ripping open his forehead above the right eye, Shawn Thornton said Blackhawks players were taunting him from their bench. While he was bleeding profusely from his face, … Continue reading
This hilarious audio dub of Jeopardy Host Alex Trebek doing commentary for college football is obviously fake, but it’s also edited really well.
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen to all … Continue reading
Colorado Eagles’ assistant coach Greg Pankewicz (not pictured, that’s Ned Braden From Slap Shot, obviously) didn’t just lose his cool after the referees ignored one of his players getting tackled on the ice – he also lost his shirt. And … Continue reading
Takes a minute, but it gets amazing in a hurry. Clink : The Daily What http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=17835508&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=1&color=&fullscreen=1&autoplay=0&loop=0Ultimate John Cena Fan Video from Noah G on Vimeo.
A high school basketball player in Florida will be charged with felony battery after he was arrested for body slamming a referee during a game. DeSoto High School forward Mason Holland, 18, didn’t like when he was ejected for shoving … Continue reading
…and that’s why it’s not a rivalry yet, sports fans.
Brilliant. On a related note – if you’ve caught a whiff of Mark Wahlberg on his promotional tour for The Fighter, I hope you agree with me that he’s coming across as the douchiest douche who has ever douched. He’s … Continue reading
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading
Thank you, NFL Films. Thank you so much. There’s no way this stays up long on YouTube, so enjoy it while you can. It’s glorious.
When Arizona Cardinals QB Derek Anderson was asked why he was laughing on the sideline with teammate Deuce Lutui when his team is down 18 points in the 4th quarter, he takes the question a little too seriously, and ends … Continue reading