For Mikey – 1978-2009
One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.WTF?
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Tag Archives: Sports
The Habs Started A Fight. The Sens Finished It.
Montreal just had their lunch handed to them. That was awesome.
It’s A New Week. Let’s Try To Return To Normalcy. Here’s A Newsanchor Swearing A Blue Streak On His First Day On The Job.
Ahhhhhh…. that’s better. By the way, he got suspended. Let’s get back at it, folks!
What I’m Listening To This Week: 2nd Week Of March, 2013
Lots of stuff from bands playing the upcoming Boston Calling festival.
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Tagged Arts, Boston, Boston Calling, Entertainment, Greater Boston, Illustration, Laryngitis, Massachusetts, music, RDIO, Rihanna, Sports, super bowl, TD Garden, United States, what I'm listening to this week
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I Should Lay Off The Carbs & The Beard Growth Hormone, Huh?
I look like Kevin Smith’s creepy uncle. YIKES.
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Tagged Entertainment, Health, Medicine, music, Sports, super bowl
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A Few Of My Favorite Gronk-Themed Porn Titles
Gronk’s been offered $3.75 million to do a porn with this “friend” Bibi Jones. Here’s a few of my favorite suggested titles f0r the flick: Gronkin’ & Bonkin’ GRONK SMASH… That Ass! Unnecessary Roughness & Intentional Pounding Glands To The … Continue reading
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Tagged $3.75 million, backfield, Bibi Jones, Gronk, gronkowski, National Football League, NFL, porn, Pounding, Rob Gronkowski, Sports, super bowl, Tight end, twitter, unnecessary roughness
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Sweet Baby Jesus: Tom Brady’s New Mansion HAS A MOAT!
It’s getting harder and harder to defend him. (…And, no; I’m not talking about on the football field.) It’s a 22k sq. ft. palace in LA, by the way.
“Uncensored Trash Talk” Is NBA Fandom At Its Finest
With all the hubbub over the KG/Melo war of words recently, I think this would be an excellent time to alert you to one of my favorite NBA-related YouTube series, called “Uncensored Trash Talk”. I don’t know too much about … Continue reading
ESPN NFL Kickoff Stuffs As Many “Princess Bride” References Into A Half Hour As Possible
Kill the giant and the dark one, leave the third for questioning. Trey Wingo must answer for his awesomeness.
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Tagged BuzzFeed, ESPN, giant, Mark Schlereth, National Football League, nbsp, New York Jets, Princess Bride, Sports, super bowl, Tedy Bruschi, Trey Wingo, wingo
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Nice Shirt, Rondo.
Who’s your friend, and why does he smell like UMass?
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Tagged Adrian Wojnarowski, basketball, Boston, Boston Celtics, Doc Rivers, NBA, nbsp, Rajon Rondo, Ray Allen, Senses, Snoop Dogg, Snoop Lion, Sports, United States
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2012 NBA Draft: My Celtics Wishlist
With the draft on Thursday, I’m already at the “Level 9 NBA fan geek-out” stage over who the C’s will get in this ridiculously deep draft. I hope Ainge keeps both picks, because I think a number of young tall … Continue reading
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Tagged 2012 NBA Draft, Amare Stoudemire, athletic talents, Austin Rivers, Avery Bradley, Boston Celtics, celtics, DeJuan Blair, Derrick Rose, geek out, Jared Sullinger, NBA, NBA Draft, nba fan, Perry Jones, Ray Allen, Sports, upper echelon, your muthafuckin' 2011 NBA champs
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The NBA Is Bullsh*t.
Despite Rajon Rondo playing the game of his life and putting up one of the most amazing statlines ever seen in the playoffs, the Miami Heat were handed a victory (again) by the referees and officials in Game 2 of … Continue reading
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Tagged 2008 NBA Finals, 2010 NBA Playoffs, basketball, Boston Celtics, celtics, Dwyane Wade, eastern conference finals, LeBron James, Miami Heat, NBA, Rajon Rondo, Sports
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ESPN’s New Commercial Is Clever
Wedding’s a week away. Home stretch, people.
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Tagged Arts, Blake Shelton, diy, Dramas, Entertainment, Home, Michael Jordan, Programs, Shopping, Soccer, Sports, super bowl, Television, Third Watch, Video
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Don Cherry’s Piano Desk
AKA “Why the Internet is so awesome.” Send this to every hockey fan you know.
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Tagged Don Cherry, Hockey Night in Canada, HOCKEY!, Ice Hockey, National Hockey League, Piano, Sports, youtube
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3D Dodgeball Looks Awesome
At the Sky Zone Trampoline Park in Rocklin, California, you too can play a kickass game of 3-D trampoline dodgeball. Someone needs to set this up in Massachusetts RIGHT NOW. [listicle id=74356]
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Tagged Deron Williams, Dodgeball, Gymnastics, Informal Sports, Massachusetts, Rocklin California, Sports, Trampoline and Tumbling
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The Bruins’ Photos From Their Night At Foxwoods Are Epic
The Boston Bruins took their continuing celebration to Foxwoods Resort Casino post-Stanley Cup victory and they left with this $156,000 bill — most of which was attributed to a $100K gigantic bottle of champagne.
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Tagged Boston Bruins, Foxwoods Resort Casino, HOCKEY!, National Hockey League, Sports, Stanley Cup, Tim Thomas, Vancouver
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John Krasinski & Alec Baldwin Continue Their Sox/Yanks Trash Talk
Just in time for the Red Sox Yankees series this week, here’s the third ad for New Era featuring Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski as a pair of rival fans. If you missed the first two, click here.
Just Call Tek Support!
This guy is having some computer trouble and calls up Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek for help. (At least now we know what he’s going to go into after he retires from baseball… and it won’t be acting…)
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Tagged baseball, boston red sox, Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Jason Varitek, Jed Lowrie, Josh Beckett, Redsox, Sports
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Is This The Most Inspirational Speech Ever?
There’s a new video online of a kid giving an inspirational speech for kids who can’t ride a bike. After presumably finishing his first successful ride himself he yells, quote, “If you believe in yourself, you will know how to … Continue reading
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Tagged Children's, Cycling, Rock and roll, Shopping, Speech Technology, Sports, viral video, youtube
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Horse Herpes Outbreak Forces Kids Rodeo To Use Fakes
There’s an outbreak of equine herpes going around the U.S. right now. People can’t get it, but it can be deadly for horses. Instead of cancelling a children’s rodeo event in Utah last Thursday, the organizers came up with the … Continue reading
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Tagged Equine herpesvirus, Herpes simplex, Hobby horse, Horse, Local news, Memorial Day, Sports, Utah
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“Come On! Throw The Stick!”
This dog can’t figure out why that really heartless man on the bench won’t play fetch with him. I don’t know why, but that reminded me of this:
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Tagged Arts, Boston Celtics, Business, Dogs, Dramas, facebook, fetch, Fun Stuff, mean girls, Old Dogs, Online Communities, Programs, Shopping, Social Networking, Sports, Television, Third Watch, Trending and Popularity, twitter, WZLX
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Now THIS Is How You Catch A Foul Ball
At a minor league baseball game, this Chattanooga Lookouts fan is holding his young daughter and trying to squeeze down the aisle when a foul ball came flying right at him. No biggie.
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Tagged baseball, Chattanooga Lookouts, Foul ball, Leagues, Los Angeles Dodgers, Luis Salazar, Minor League, Sports
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A Spanish Soccer Player Dropped a Championship Trophy During The Victory Parade And a Bus Ran Over It
(Photo by Scott Heavey/Getty Images) The Real Madrid soccer team won the Spanish soccer championship the other day, and during the victory parade, a star player named Sergio Ramos dropped the trophy from on top of a bus, and the … Continue reading
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Tagged Association football, Copa del Rey, Madrid, Real Madrid C.F., Sergio Ramos, Soccer, Sports, Victory parade
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And Now… The Greatest Speech Ever Given!
They say JFK was quite an orator, and that Churchill was no slouch in front of a microphone. They were both pretty good, but they’ve got NOTHING on this guy Tim “Wild Thang” Lepard. he manages a team of dog-riding … Continue reading
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Tagged baseball, JFK (film), Leagues, Minor League, Minor league baseball, Monkey, Peoria Illinois, Sports
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Hey, Habs Fans! Do You Like My New Shirt?
Go Bruins! Montreal sucks. Those Canadiens fans have been falling all over themselves to blast me on twitter. Suck on it, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Bruins in 6.
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Tagged Andrew Ference, Bell Centre, Boston Bruins, HOCKEY!, Ice Hockey, Leagues, Max Pacioretty, Montreal, Montreal Canadiens, Patrice Bergeron, Sports, Tim Thomas, Zdeno Chara
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Amazing First Person Video of Escaping An Avalanche by Ski Jumping From Cliff
All that title is missing is the words “XXXTREME!” and “Mountain Dew“. It doesn’t get much cooler than this. These guys are pretty funny too. “Did You see that avalanche?” It would be pretty hard to miss, bucko!
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Tagged Avalanche, Grand Teton National Park, Mont Vélan, Mountain Dew, Pennine Alps, Ski, Sports, Switzerland
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Mugshot Of The Day: The Battle of The Parking Lot Wheelies
Police arrested a 67-year-old man named Harry Lee Gray after a woman said he “charged” at her in his electric wheelchair, crashing into her bicycle after chasing her around a parking lot for three days. She said Gray purposely crashed … Continue reading
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Tagged Bicycle, Business, Cycling, Motorized wheelchair, Mug shot, Mugshot, mugshot of the day, Pompano Beach Florida, Sports, Toledo Ohio
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A Boston Marathon Runner’s Inner Thoughts
With the Boston Marathon kicking off today (I’m reporting live from the starting line in Hopkinton all morning), the fine folks from the Improv Asylum go inside the minds of one of the runners, and it’s pretty hilarious. ‘
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Tagged Boston, Boston Marathon, CBS, Hopkinton, Hopkinton Massachusetts, Improv Asylum, Marathon, Sports
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New Bruins Fight Song – “Black-n-Gold” by Age Against The Machine
WWE/Columbia recording artist and Boston’s own AGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (who recorded the WWE themes “On your Knees” (Jack Swagger) and D-Generation X 2010) came up with the “Get up and GO” theme song for the Boston Bruins in this year’s … Continue reading
I Wish They Played Golf With Lightsabers
…it just looks so much cooler. This BBC promo for The Masters Tournament (which starts tomorrow!) imagines the way golf would look if it was played by Siths and Jedis.
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Tagged BBC, Golf, Jedi, Lightsaber, Masters, Masters Tournament, Sports, star wars, Tiger Woods
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Best Dad Ever Tells Son He Can’t Root For The Yankees & Makes Him Cry
This guy is my new hero. He’s a Red Sox fan, and his young son is trying to tell him he wants to root for the Yankees. Papa Bear’s not having ANY of that, and sets his crybaby son straight. … Continue reading
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Tagged baseball, boston red sox, Fenway Park, Major League, New York Yankees, Sports, Teams, Yankee
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Stacking Cups On Sleeping Yankee Fans
If Major League Baseball doesn’t want to do anything about the ridiculous length of their games, then they are running the risk of losing their audience to bored drunk guys like this one, who takes advantage of other bored drunk … Continue reading
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Tagged baseball, Derek Jeter, Major League, Major League Baseball, New York Yankees, people!, Sports, Yankee
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Tennis Player Hits Ball At Kid
Spanish tennis player David Ferrer was having a bad day at the tennis court and when a baby started crying in the stands, he hit a tennis ball into the crowd to scare the kid. He was successful and the … Continue reading
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Tagged Anna Kournikova, David Ferrer, good morning assholes, Mardy Fish, Shopping, Sony Ericsson Open, Spain, Sports, Tennis
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Shawn Thornton Needs 40 Stitches After Blade To The Face
Just moments after he fell on the back of Fernando Pisani‘s skate blade, ripping open his forehead above the right eye, Shawn Thornton said Blackhawks players were taunting him from their bench. While he was bleeding profusely from his face, … Continue reading
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Tagged Blackhawks, Boston, Boston Bruins, chicago, Chicago Blackhawks, Christmas card, Fernando Pisani, Shawn Thornton, Sports
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What If Alex Trebek Called College Football Games?
This hilarious audio dub of Jeopardy Host Alex Trebek doing commentary for college football is obviously fake, but it’s also edited really well.
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Tagged Alex Trebek, American, College and University, college football, FOOTBALL!!!, Jeopardy!, Sports, Television
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That Guy – Who Listens To Sports Radio
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen to all … Continue reading
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Tagged Arts, Formats, karlson & mckenzie, Neil Young, radio, Sports, Sports radio, super bowl, Talk radio, That Guy
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Minor League Hockey Coach Strips Off His Clothes After Ejection
Colorado Eagles’ assistant coach Greg Pankewicz (not pictured, that’s Ned Braden From Slap Shot, obviously) didn’t just lose his cool after the referees ignored one of his players getting tackled on the ice – he also lost his shirt. And … Continue reading
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Tagged Central Hockey League, Clothing, Coaching, Colorado Eagles, Greg Pankewicz, HOCKEY!, Mississippi RiverKings, Sports, youtube
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A High School Basketball Player Body Slammed A Referee
A high school basketball player in Florida will be charged with felony battery after he was arrested for body slamming a referee during a game. DeSoto High School forward Mason Holland, 18, didn’t like when he was ejected for shoving … Continue reading
TRUTH!
…and that’s why it’s not a rivalry yet, sports fans.
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Tagged Arts, Boston, Boston Celtics, celtics, Destination Truth, facebook, Ireland, Irish mythology, NBA, New York Knicks, Paul Pierce, Sports, Television, TRUTH!
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Who’s Mark Wahlberg Fighting?
Brilliant. On a related note – if you’ve caught a whiff of Mark Wahlberg on his promotional tour for The Fighter, I hope you agree with me that he’s coming across as the douchiest douche who has ever douched. He’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Boxing, christian bale, Dickie Eklund, Entourage, Fighter, Lowell Massachusetts, Manny Pacquiao, Mark Wahlberg, Micky Ward, Sports, Sports Illustrated, The Fighter
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That Guy – Who Doesn’t Understand How Trash Talk Works
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen … Continue reading
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Tagged Adrian Gonzalez, Big Head Braden, Bill Belichick, Boston, Boston Celtics, celtics, Fantasy, fantasy Football, feelings, FOOTBALL!!!, karlson & mckenzie, Kevin Garnett, KG, Leagues, man smacks, Red Sox, Rex Ryan, Sports, Trash Talk, Waffle House, white trash, WZLX
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Andre Johnson Was Mic’d Up During the Cortland Finnegan Beatdown
Thank you, NFL Films. Thank you so much. There’s no way this stays up long on YouTube, so enjoy it while you can. It’s glorious.
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Tagged Andre Johnson, Beat It, Cortland Finnegan, Houston Texans, National Football League, NFL, NFL Films, Sports, Tennessee Titans, Texans, Wide receiver, youtube, youtubing
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Derek Anderson Doesn’t Think It’s Funny, Ends Up Making It Hilarious
When Arizona Cardinals QB Derek Anderson was asked why he was laughing on the sideline with teammate Deuce Lutui when his team is down 18 points in the 4th quarter, he takes the question a little too seriously, and ends … Continue reading
