For Mikey – 1978-2009One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.
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Tag Archives: super bowl
Lots of stuff from bands playing the upcoming Boston Calling festival.
I look like Kevin Smith’s creepy uncle. YIKES.
Gronk’s been offered $3.75 million to do a porn with this “friend” Bibi Jones. Here’s a few of my favorite suggested titles f0r the flick: Gronkin’ & Bonkin’ GRONK SMASH… That Ass! Unnecessary Roughness & Intentional Pounding Glands To The … Continue reading
BAH GAWD, KING! THE DEADMAN! THE DEADMAN IS HERE IN N’AWLINS! HE’S COME BACK FOR WHAT REMAINS OF RAY LEWIS’ SOUL!!! If only…
Welp. (Sigh) Ugh. Man. I’d say blow it up, but they won’t get anything good. There’s nothing TO blow up anymore. This ruins this season (if it wasn’t already ruined) and next. Just a crushing loss. God, I need … Continue reading
Kill the giant and the dark one, leave the third for questioning. Trey Wingo must answer for his awesomeness.
These are completely out of my ass, but I’ve never skipped a season, and I’m not starting now. SUPER BOWL CHAMPION – Patriots (14-2) AFC East Champs – Patriots (14-2) AFC North Champs – Ravens (12-4) AFC South Champs – … Continue reading
Wedding’s a week away. Home stretch, people.
1. The Celtics aren’t doing dick this year. 2. I’m going to be pissed if they re-sign KG or Ray Allen. Save that money for younger legs. 3. The wedding is shaping up, although Amanda’s doing almost ALL the work … Continue reading
Doritos is doing that contest again – the one where they challenge potential filmmakers to make a commercial and if it’s good enough – it’ll possibly run on air during the Super Bowl. This is one of the early entries … Continue reading
In Lincoln, Nebraska (where else?), a family just got a little bit weirder. Nathaniel Atkinson was arrested for robbery at an adult store…Where his SISTER worked! The 20-year-old claimed that he did it because he is addicted to gambling and … Continue reading
Former New England Patriots linebacker Mike Vrabel was arrested in Indiana yesterday and charged with Class D felony theft. Vrabel – who never has to buy a beer in New England, after helping them win three Super Bowls – took eight … Continue reading
Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen to all … Continue reading
I heard this is going to air during the Super Bowl, but I need to share it with you now.
Oh… PETA. The vegetarian activists are at it again, and are trying to use sex to sell football fans on the benefits of a meatless diet. The spot they’ve sent to FOX for consideration is really racy, as it involves … Continue reading
Jets QB Mark Sanchez should probably spend more time focusing on the game instead of picking his nose and being gross.
I found this on Buzzfeed in one of those collections of pictures with hidden thing in them. You know, the “when you see it, you’ll shit bricks” variety. The picture above is the only one that still flummoxes me. I … Continue reading
This happened in Minnesota… I guess it’s so boring in the Midwest that this must be their Super Bowl; only instead of exciting football, they’re all standing around and applauding vegetables. Chris Stevens of New Richmond, WI smashed the old … Continue reading
According to several NFL sources, Randy Moss was traded this morning to Minnesota for a 3rd round pick. What do you think about the trade? (I fucking hate it.)
We already do the Top 5 Girls of Colt Monday, but I’m a boy who grew up loving Nick Hornby and John Cusack, so my day is chock-full of daydreaming and making meaningless lists in my brain for no other … Continue reading
Hey Vikings fans – I know you’re a bunch of sloppy pasty gluttons for any kind of cured fatty meats, but punishment as well? By the way, I’m rooting for the Saints, and I’d love to bet on them, but I … Continue reading
1. They knocked off Favre. 2. Peyton’s not on their team. 3. Katrina. The Saints are a big part of what is bringing New Orleans back from the edge of being a postapocalyptic nightmare of a city, kinda like Detroit. That city lives and breathes … Continue reading
Your Boston Bruins, who’ve got first crack at their league’s championship this year, also have the BEST shot out of all of the sports teams in Boston to win it all. Continue reading
Do you have any idea of the amount of time I’ve wasted in my life waiting for NFL referees to review instant replays of plays that obviously didn’t need to be reviewed in the first place? It seems like during the last … Continue reading
(An unfurnished room except for one table, 4 chairs, a clock and an intercom on the table. There’s no windows and only one door.) Red Sox Fan: Where the hell are these bastards? It’s nearly 7:05, for Pedroia‘s sake!These lazy … Continue reading
So they tossed the fine against CBS for the wardrobe malfunction incident. (Read about it here) You remember, the incident that cut the balls off the radio industry and started a whole new wave of McCarthyism self-censorship, to the point … Continue reading