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2013 NFL Predictions

Hey, I didn’t do so bad last year! I nailed all but one team in the conference title games, and I called Doug Martin having a big year. With that said, let’s just go ahead and ignore my prediction of … Continue reading

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What I’m Listening To This Week: 4th Week Of June 2013

My RDIO account was on the fritz for the past couple of weeks, but it has been restored to it’s previous glory, so I can share more music! Saw Dawes last Friday at Royale, and they were amazing, so they’re … Continue reading

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What I’m Listening To This Week: 2nd Week Of March, 2013

Lots of stuff from bands playing the upcoming Boston Calling festival.    

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I Should Lay Off The Carbs & The Beard Growth Hormone, Huh?

I look like Kevin Smith’s creepy uncle. YIKES.

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This Is Amazing: Most Soda Cans Opened In 3 Seconds

Can’t breathe.  

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A Few Of My Favorite Gronk-Themed Porn Titles

Gronk’s been offered $3.75 million to do a porn with this “friend” Bibi Jones. Here’s a few of my favorite suggested titles f0r the flick: Gronkin’ & Bonkin’ GRONK SMASH… That Ass! Unnecessary Roughness & Intentional Pounding Glands To The … Continue reading

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One Of My First Thoughts When The Lights Went Out At The Super Bowl

BAH GAWD, KING! THE DEADMAN! THE DEADMAN IS HERE IN N’AWLINS! HE’S COME BACK FOR WHAT REMAINS OF RAY LEWIS’ SOUL!!! If only…

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This Photo Just About Killed Me

  Welp. (Sigh) Ugh. Man. I’d say blow it up, but they won’t get anything good. There’s nothing TO blow up anymore. This ruins this season (if it wasn’t already ruined) and next. Just a crushing loss. God, I need … Continue reading

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ESPN NFL Kickoff Stuffs As Many “Princess Bride” References Into A Half Hour As Possible

Kill the giant and the dark one, leave the third for questioning. Trey Wingo must answer for his awesomeness.  

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2012 NFL Predictions

These are completely out of my ass, but I’ve never skipped a season, and I’m not starting now. SUPER BOWL CHAMPION – Patriots (14-2)  AFC East Champs – Patriots (14-2) AFC North Champs – Ravens (12-4) AFC South Champs – … Continue reading

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ESPN’s New Commercial Is Clever

Wedding’s a week away. Home stretch, people.

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30 More Things You Should Know By Now

1. The Celtics aren’t doing dick this year. 2. I’m going to be pissed if they re-sign KG or Ray Allen. Save that money for younger legs. 3. The wedding is shaping up, although Amanda’s doing almost ALL the work … Continue reading

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This Rejected Doritos Ad Is Better Than 99% Of The Commercials Out There

Doritos is doing that contest again – the one where they challenge potential filmmakers to make a commercial and if it’s good enough – it’ll possibly run on air during the Super Bowl. This is one of the early entries … Continue reading

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Mugshot Of The Day: Adult Store Fun

In Lincoln, Nebraska (where else?), a family just got a little bit weirder. Nathaniel Atkinson was arrested for robbery at an adult store…Where his SISTER worked! The 20-year-old claimed that he did it because he is addicted to gambling and … Continue reading

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Another K&M Mugshot Of The Day: Mike Vrabel

Former New England Patriots linebacker Mike Vrabel was arrested in Indiana yesterday and charged with Class D felony theft. Vrabel – who never has to buy a beer in New England,  after helping them win three Super Bowls – took eight … Continue reading

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That Guy – Who Listens To Sports Radio

Well, alright then. I’ve been doing this bit on WZLX for over 4 years now, and I’ve got plenty of them, but considering I’ve been seeing more ripoffs of it, I thought I might as well stake my claim. Listen to all … Continue reading

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Volkswagen’s Darth Vader Ad

I heard this is going to air during the Super Bowl, but I need to share it with you now.

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FireFox Has Encountered A Tasty Window Issue

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PETA’s Super Bowl Ad is Naughty and NSFW

Oh… PETA. The vegetarian activists are at it again, and are trying to use sex to sell football fans on the benefits of a meatless diet. The spot they’ve sent to FOX for consideration is really racy, as it involves … Continue reading

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Mark Sanchez Wiped A Booger on Mark Brunell

Jets QB Mark Sanchez should probably spend more time focusing on the game instead of picking his nose and being gross.

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For The Love Of God, Somebody Tell Me What I’m Missing In This Picture

I found this on Buzzfeed in one of those collections of pictures with hidden thing in them. You know, the “when you see it, you’ll shit bricks” variety. The picture above is the only one that still flummoxes me. I … Continue reading

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A New World Record Pumpkin Weighed In At 1800+ Pounds!

This happened in Minnesota… I guess it’s so boring in the Midwest that this must be their Super Bowl; only instead of exciting football, they’re all standing around and applauding vegetables. Chris Stevens of New Richmond, WI smashed the old … Continue reading

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Randy Moss Traded To The Vikings!

According to several NFL sources, Randy Moss was traded this morning to Minnesota for a 3rd round pick. What do you think about the trade? (I fucking hate it.)

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Some Other “Top 5″ Lists Rollin’ Around in “La Cabeza Gigante” Right Now

We already do the Top 5 Girls of Colt Monday, but I’m a boy who grew up loving Nick Hornby and John Cusack, so my day is chock-full of daydreaming and making meaningless lists in my brain for no other … Continue reading

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SERIOUSLY, MINNESOTA?

Hey Vikings fans – I know you’re a bunch of sloppy pasty gluttons for any kind of cured fatty meats, but punishment as well? By the way, I’m rooting for the Saints, and I’d love to bet on them, but I … Continue reading

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10 REASONS TO ROOT FOR THE SAINTS IN THE SUPER BOWL

1. They knocked off Favre. 2. Peyton’s not on their team. 3. Katrina. The Saints are a big part of what is bringing New Orleans back from the edge of being a postapocalyptic nightmare of a city, kinda like Detroit. That city lives and breathes … Continue reading

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THE BRUINS ARE THE BEST SPORTS TEAM WE’VE GOT IN BOSTON (RIGHT NOW)

Your Boston Bruins, who’ve got first crack at their league’s championship this year, also have the BEST shot out of all of the sports teams in Boston to win it all. Continue reading

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FUCK YOU, NFL.

Do you have any idea of the amount of time I’ve wasted in my life waiting for NFL referees to review instant replays of plays that obviously didn’t need to be reviewed in the first place? It seems like during the last … Continue reading

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THE SPORTS FANS INSIDE MY HEAD HAVE THEIR YEARLY MEETING

(An unfurnished room except for one table, 4 chairs, a clock and an intercom on the table. There’s no windows and only one door.) Red Sox Fan: Where the hell are these bastards? It’s nearly 7:05, for Pedroia‘s sake!These lazy … Continue reading

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CAN WE GO BACK TO MAKING DICK JOKES ON THE RADIO NOW?

So they tossed the fine against CBS for the wardrobe malfunction incident. (Read about it here) You remember, the incident that cut the balls off the radio industry and started a whole new wave of McCarthyism self-censorship, to the point … Continue reading

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