Tag Archives: Television

Sexy Pool Party!

Posted on May 8, 2013 by

Dammit. This is more clever than anything I could ever do.  

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Watch The Hell Out Of This, Please: Colbert Report 04.16.13

Posted on April 17, 2013 by

Tremendous.

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Soon, All Popular Comedy Will Just Be Fart Noises

Posted on April 15, 2013 by

 

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This Is Probably Why You Need A Manager

Posted on April 10, 2013 by

You had one job, and you failed while failing at it. FAILCEPTION.

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Look At All Those…

Posted on April 9, 2013 by

I can’t breathe.  

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I Taught My 3-Month Old Nephew How To Speak Wookie

Posted on April 2, 2013 by

This was after a LOT of scotch. But he did it!  

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The First Honest Cable Company

Posted on March 29, 2013 by

Warning: NSFW language ahead! Headphones, people! Spot fuckin’ on.

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A Hot Nerdy Girl Singing Twee Songs About The Simpsons? Where’s That “SPLOOSH!” GIF?!?

Posted on March 20, 2013 by

Time for a nap.

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These “Anti-Harlem Shake” Videos Are The New “Harlem Shake” Videos

Posted on March 1, 2013 by

The Queen is dead. Long live the Queen.  

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Bye Bye, Li’l Sebastian

Posted on February 27, 2013 by

Was procrastinating at work and came across the Mouserat song, which led me down the path to the quest to find all things Li’l Sebastian from ‘Parks & Rec’ on the Internet. He was the greatest. (By the way, if … Continue reading →

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And This Video Is Exactly Why YouTube Was Invented

Posted on February 26, 2013 by

I don’t even know. Just watch it. It’s going to be huge.  

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Here’s Ron Swanson Being Groomed By A Cartoon Cat

Posted on February 19, 2013 by

I’ve got a crazy week ahead of me. Need to get a good jump on it. Don’t judge me.  

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I Want To Party With “Kai”, The Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiking Hero

Posted on February 4, 2013 by

This dude is almost as awesome as this whole story.  

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One Of My First Thoughts When The Lights Went Out At The Super Bowl

Posted on February 4, 2013 by

BAH GAWD, KING! THE DEADMAN! THE DEADMAN IS HERE IN N’AWLINS! HE’S COME BACK FOR WHAT REMAINS OF RAY LEWIS’ SOUL!!! If only…

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NEWSFLASH: Dan Marino Has Always Been An Asshole

Posted on January 31, 2013 by

He had a lovechild? BIG SHOCK. This guy has always been a stat-chaser, never been a winner. Gotta pump those numbers up somehow, right? This guy knows what I’m talking about.

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Dizzee Rascal Is Here To Make Your Day

Posted on January 31, 2013 by

My tolerance for him is at a “100lb college freshman girl” level at best, but this song (and video) are amusing. Oh, and it’s NSFW, too.

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OK, I’ll Say It: Steve Harvey Is The Best ‘Family Feud’ Host. EVER.

Posted on January 28, 2013 by

It’s immensely watchable with him at the helm. It’s really come a long way since Peterman from ‘Seinfeld‘.  

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This Photo Just About Killed Me

Posted on January 28, 2013 by

  Welp. (Sigh) Ugh. Man. I’d say blow it up, but they won’t get anything good. There’s nothing TO blow up anymore. This ruins this season (if it wasn’t already ruined) and next. Just a crushing loss. God, I need … Continue reading →

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Best Streaker Ever? [NSFW!]

Posted on January 23, 2013 by

Yup. Best streaker ever.  

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Why You Should Stay Off Active Runways

Posted on January 22, 2013 by

Yikes on bikes! What toolbags.  

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Good. She Seems Like A Bitch.

Posted on December 4, 2012 by

Now, go shave down your Adam’s apple. Seriously, I have an irrational hate for her. She’d be in my bottom 5.  

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Shaq Coins David Lee’s New Nickname: WCW!

Posted on November 30, 2012 by

This almost made up for Barkley being absent from the panel last night. Almost. That Darko line from Ernie was triumphant.  

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This Song Will Be The Death Of Us All

Posted on October 31, 2012 by

That can’t be safe.  

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Ron Swanson Prepares You For The Upcoming Bacon Shortage

Posted on October 16, 2012 by

The man is a pioneer.

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The Internet Is An Overflowing Cornucopia Of Idiotic Brilliance

Posted on September 26, 2012 by

  Round 2 of “GIFs with sound!” Round 1 – click here!  

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Ladies & Gentlemen: The Internet!

Posted on September 6, 2012 by

   

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The Parks & Recreation Season 4 Blooper Reel

Posted on September 6, 2012 by

  I love bloopers, I love Parks & Recreation. This is a win/win, people!  

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Everybody Big Shake!

Posted on July 19, 2012 by

  I don’t know, I’m in a good mood today… so you get this.  

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America Is Broken.

Posted on July 16, 2012 by

This is from the new(ish) HBO show “The Newsroom.” Amen. I couldn’t have said it better myself. (I guess I should add this to my Netflix queue, huh?)

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Now THIS Is How You Get Kicked Out Of McDonald’s!

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

Warning: NSFW.

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Boys Night In

Posted on May 24, 2012 by

By the way, I’m married now. Stuff like this will still be posted. Carry on. http://britnanick.com

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ESPN’s New Commercial Is Clever

Posted on April 26, 2012 by

Wedding’s a week away. Home stretch, people.

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You Best Have Delonte’s Donuts!

Posted on March 29, 2012 by

God, I miss this doofus.

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Cookie Monster Is My Spirit Animal

Posted on February 22, 2012 by

Arrivederci, frog. Isn’t it sad that most comedies on TV now can’t be this funny?

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“Achievement Hunter – Happy Wheels”

Posted on January 27, 2012 by

Hot damn, I haven’t laughed at anything this hard in a while. Watch as this guy attempts to contain his rage while playing this game. NSFW Audio! Earmuffs, people!

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Mind = BLOWN

Posted on January 26, 2012 by

Just messin’ up this baby’s brain-grapes!

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8-Year-Old Juliette’s Hardcore Song

Posted on January 25, 2012 by

I meant to post this last week and got busy livin’… but I’m back to my lazy ways of surfin’ the interwebs and remembered, so here.

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Hollywood Classic Screw-Ups

Posted on January 24, 2012 by

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Shit No One Says

Posted on January 12, 2012 by

OK OK OK… this is the ony one I’ll post. It’s too good not to. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, click here!

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Samuel L. Jackson Plays Modern Warfare 3

Posted on January 9, 2012 by

NSFW – So. Many. Swears.

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We Back, Bitches!

Posted on January 3, 2012 by

I hope you’re all ready for 2012. Because I sure the hell ain’t, and I need someone to drive me to my court date. But seriously, yeah… we’re back.

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Christ. This Is Why They’re Protesting

Posted on September 27, 2011 by

Traders are conceited soulless douchebags, huh? Who knew? I’m absolutely terrified right now.

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How AWESOME Is This Guy?!

Posted on August 17, 2011 by

Answer: He’s super awesome.  

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MTV News Tries To Explain The Internet In 1995

Posted on July 29, 2011 by

My favorite part of this is that Kurt Loder is STILL working there.

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Nick Jr.’s “Face” Tries Out For A Play

Posted on July 14, 2011 by

  I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

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Slowed Down Toddler Beauty Queens Are Even More Terrifying Than Regular Ones

Posted on June 30, 2011 by

You might have seen Eden Wood from  the god-awful Toddlers & Tiaras during a slurry performance of ‘Cutie Patootie’ on The Talk. Someone slowed her down again, with equally hilarious (and creepy) results. Check out the video of Eden explaining her aversion to … Continue reading →

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A Movie Montage Of Exploding & Burning Bridges

Posted on June 29, 2011 by

This is exactly what’s it’s going to look like when I quit K&M. Either this, or the scene in Half Baked when Scarface quits the burger joint.

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“Do You Know How Well-Educated I Am?!”

Posted on June 16, 2011 by

It’s people like this that make me wanna break the rest of your faces.

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The Hula-Hoop’s Point-of-View

Posted on June 9, 2011 by

Because you’ve always wondered…But were too frightened to ask!

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