For Mikey – 1978-2009One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.
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Tag Archives: Television
Dammit. This is more clever than anything I could ever do.
You had one job, and you failed while failing at it. FAILCEPTION.
I can’t breathe.
This was after a LOT of scotch. But he did it!
Warning: NSFW language ahead! Headphones, people! Spot fuckin’ on.
Oh, hey Joey. I hope you enjoyed your sure-to-be-brief Hollywood career. Lord knows puberty’s gonna up and kic- GAWDDAMMIT
Time for a nap.
Was procrastinating at work and came across the Mouserat song, which led me down the path to the quest to find all things Li’l Sebastian from ‘Parks & Rec’ on the Internet. He was the greatest. (By the way, if … Continue reading
I don’t even know. Just watch it. It’s going to be huge.
I’ve got a crazy week ahead of me. Need to get a good jump on it. Don’t judge me.
This dude is almost as awesome as this whole story.
BAH GAWD, KING! THE DEADMAN! THE DEADMAN IS HERE IN N’AWLINS! HE’S COME BACK FOR WHAT REMAINS OF RAY LEWIS’ SOUL!!! If only…
He had a lovechild? BIG SHOCK. This guy has always been a stat-chaser, never been a winner. Gotta pump those numbers up somehow, right? This guy knows what I’m talking about.
My tolerance for him is at a “100lb college freshman girl” level at best, but this song (and video) are amusing. Oh, and it’s NSFW, too.
It’s immensely watchable with him at the helm. It’s really come a long way since Peterman from ‘Seinfeld‘.
Welp. (Sigh) Ugh. Man. I’d say blow it up, but they won’t get anything good. There’s nothing TO blow up anymore. This ruins this season (if it wasn’t already ruined) and next. Just a crushing loss. God, I need … Continue reading
Yup. Best streaker ever.
Now, go shave down your Adam’s apple. Seriously, I have an irrational hate for her. She’d be in my bottom 5.
This almost made up for Barkley being absent from the panel last night. Almost. That Darko line from Ernie was triumphant.
That can’t be safe.
The man is a pioneer.
Round 2 of “GIFs with sound!” Round 1 – click here!
I love bloopers, I love Parks & Recreation. This is a win/win, people!
I don’t know, I’m in a good mood today… so you get this.
This is from the new(ish) HBO show “The Newsroom.” Amen. I couldn’t have said it better myself. (I guess I should add this to my Netflix queue, huh?)
By the way, I’m married now. Stuff like this will still be posted. Carry on. http://britnanick.com
Wedding’s a week away. Home stretch, people.
God, I miss this doofus.
Hot damn, I haven’t laughed at anything this hard in a while. Watch as this guy attempts to contain his rage while playing this game. NSFW Audio! Earmuffs, people!
Just messin’ up this baby’s brain-grapes!
I meant to post this last week and got busy livin’… but I’m back to my lazy ways of surfin’ the interwebs and remembered, so here.
OK OK OK… this is the ony one I’ll post. It’s too good not to. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, click here!
NSFW – So. Many. Swears.
I hope you’re all ready for 2012. Because I sure the hell ain’t, and I need someone to drive me to my court date. But seriously, yeah… we’re back.
Traders are conceited soulless douchebags, huh? Who knew? I’m absolutely terrified right now.
Answer: He’s super awesome.
My favorite part of this is that Kurt Loder is STILL working there.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
You might have seen Eden Wood from the god-awful Toddlers & Tiaras during a slurry performance of ‘Cutie Patootie’ on The Talk. Someone slowed her down again, with equally hilarious (and creepy) results. Check out the video of Eden explaining her aversion to … Continue reading
This is exactly what’s it’s going to look like when I quit K&M. Either this, or the scene in Half Baked when Scarface quits the burger joint.
It’s people like this that make me wanna break the rest of your faces.
Because you’ve always wondered…But were too frightened to ask!