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VOTE TODAY!

Look, I don’t care who you vote for. I just care that you do. I can take my lumps if the guy I didn’t want to win gets elected – as long as there was a good voter turnout and … Continue reading

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The Epitome Of Laziness

Sorry to go all “big vocabulary” on you, but… c’mon! I’d tell you to go look it up, but we all know you won’t.

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THE OFFICIAL COLTMONDAY.COM PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT POST

VOTE TODAY, FUCKFACE! Here it is, chumps. Election Day. It just so happens this is Post #99 in the glorious history of coltmonday.com, and I’m planning on post #100 to be titled “THANK FUCKING CHRIST OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER” … Continue reading

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