So a while ago, I decided it would be fun if we just start listing our current “Top 5” chicks. You know how you used to break down hot actresses and singers with your college buddies, and rank the hottest women that you’d bang if given one shot, even if you were saddled with a wife or a girlfriend? One of those can’t-pass-up opportunities that you’d just have to go for, no matter the consequences? No?
Well, we used to do it. It can change all the time; girls will drop out and reappear, Scarlett Johansson might never leave your Top 5, while somebody might throw a complete curveball like Amanda Bynes in there, just because they dig her and would go to town on their ass. So we’re going to open up the debate. (…and yeah, this is pretty much just an opportunity to post pics of hot chicks, you figured it out, gold star for you, fucko.)
Well, our first one was Sasha Grey the porn star (who’s been knocked out of the top 5), we had Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively, and Katy Perry, and then the curvy Christina Hendricks. Our latest dethroned champion came next: Ms. Alison Brie. The most recent one was the first curveball I tossed out here, held over from my first childhood crush: Anna Chlumsky. Her place among the Top 5 was short-lived, however – as we now have a new champion, knocking everyone down a peg, and honestly: I don’t see our new Queen giving up the title anytime soon. She’s perfect in every conceivable way. Allow me to introduce:
I know I know. “Who?” Well, she used to be a “Guess? Girl” like Anna Nicole Smith started out (bad career launching point, if we’re judging by previous trajectories) and she’s been in a few slasher movies and I believe some god-awful Wayans brothers comedies. She’s starting to get recognized a bit more – the most famous movie she was in was Wedding Crashers, where you saw her as the “Holy shit did you see the TITS on that girl?” in the famous montage o’ boobies. She was in the new Star Trek, but got cut out of it, and she was the girl that Craig Robinson was banging and crying to in Hot Tub Time Machine. Her latest movie is QUIT, you can see the trailer above, and this chick LOVES getting naked. She is ridiculously hot. They’re incredible. I cannot begin to describe it. She’s also quite funny and seems totally cool, you should follow her on Twitter here. She’s the dream. So click her pic above, or join us after the jump for over 100 pictures of straight HAWTNESS, plus the updated list of Top 5 Chicks.
Braden’s Top 5 Chicks