Amanda thinks I’m a hipster. It’s something I vehemently deny, but I can see how you could get that impression. It’s not my fault those trust fund babies in Brooklyn like collecting vinyl and t-shirts, too. I’ve never wore skinny jeans in my life, though. Plus, Passion Pit sucks my balls. Also, good job ruining moustaches for everybody else, you punks. You can’t tell me I wouldn’t look good with one of those Tom Selleck jobs.
This video is really well done, too.