Daily Archives: March 31, 2011

Godzilla Sings “Woo Ha”

Move over, Busta & ODB… The ‘Zilla is so dope on the mic, he’s gonna do BOTH your parts. In other words: He’s got you all in check.

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It Must Suck To Be A Timberwolves Fan

They apparently are having attendance issues for basketball games in Minnesota.  They’re now offering one of the saddest deals  ever seen at local supermarkets, just to get people in the seats. That’s right. Buy 4 cans of corn for 3 … Continue reading

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Behold: The Machete-Shooting Slingshot Crossbow!

Yup. It’s a crossbow – that shoots machetes. Why are you still reading this?

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Drunk Dialing Is Funnier When It’s Spelled Out

Calling someone when you’re drunk is always embarrassing aftewards, but it’s even more so when you leave a long slurry message on someone’s voicemail. It’s even WORSE when someone gets a hold of it, illustrates it, and puts it on … Continue reading

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Amanda Palmer Sings Some Famous Tweets

Look, I can only deal with Amanda Palmer in small doses – frankly she creeps me out, and I’m 99% sure she banged Oedipus from ‘BCN (who’s at least 30 years her senior and married) solely to get her name … Continue reading

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Wanna See An Idiot Who Super-Glued A Tiny Hat To His Head?

  …of course you do! This moron decided it would be a terrific idea to use super-glue to attach a tiny sequined top hat to his head on Halloween and ended up in the emergency room after being unable to remove … Continue reading

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Rep. Alan Hale (Montana-R) Thinks Drunk Driving Should Be Legal

Take a look at this dumpcake. This bumpkin looks like he stepped out of one of those old-timey “Wanted” posters. He’s a lawmaker from Montana named Alan Hale, and he took  to the floor of the House of Representatives to … Continue reading

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What Word Did The Beatles Sing The Most Often?

Somebody took the time to organize the words most sung by The Beatles into a nifty little picture, or word cloud. If you’re a fan, you should recognize it. (If you’re unfamiliar with how word clouds work: The bigger the word, … Continue reading

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The “Justin Bieber/Chat Roulette” Prank Is BRILLIANT

\ Oh, that’s good stuff.

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