For Mikey – 1978-2009One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.
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Author Archives: Braden
Ripped straight from Reddit: When people hate and fear government, they vote to harm government. And that makes government work poorer and less in their interests. While leads them to vote against it again. Etc. Which is why the Republican … Continue reading
I’m a little rusty, so you’ll have to excuse me if this isn’t up to snuff – but I’ve got to do it. Almost feels like there’s something pressed up to my giant head… or something. THAT GUY – … Continue reading
Consider this a surprise retrospective – a throwback – a call to the woebegone era where we – the unchosen few – found a place where we could talk, share, and commiserate among ourselves in the fact that we had … Continue reading
RIP, Mikey. We love you and we think of you often, fella. We’ll see you again, but not soon enough. You’re remembered fondly by a lot of good folks, and missed by even more.
I didn’t always enjoy Mad Men (I have an unnatural disdain for Betty Draper & Glenn, and despised how much screen time they both ate up from other actors the entire series) but you can’t say it wasn’t damn good … Continue reading
I can’t believe I haven’t done this yet, but if you haven’t checked out my new site over at NAPTIMEFORDADDY.COM, please do. It’s a little project I’ve started starring the exploits and adventures of my son Griffin. It’s a lot … Continue reading
Who’s ready to see what the mad genius Brad Stevens can pull off when planning for a 7 game series? This just in: LeBron is STILL a little bitch. And I’m fairly certain Mikey would love this team. … Continue reading
30 for 30. I wish this somehow made any of this any better.
I’ve long been a fan of Local H, and I’m not the only one. They were a staple on the speakers at Colt Mondays when we used to duck down under his lofted bed and play songs (using Winamp, naturally) … Continue reading
I pretty much had a kid just so I could do stuff like this. Well, this and to have someone to play video games with.
That fro was out of control, bro.
Bad things don’t happen. New opportunities present themselves. If I was only allowed to eat one thing for the rest of my life? Kalamata olives. NEXT! Both Jason Moberg & Hutch were VERY correct. The Lorde episode of South Park … Continue reading
AKA Friday night at Faneuil.
If the Heat had won last night, this would’ve made more sense,,but I made the above GIF instead of doing meaningful stuff, so…. here you go. Oh, and I hate David Stern. Yes, he’s no longer the NBA Commissioner… or … Continue reading
Can you imagine what it must be like to hang with him for a day? ‘m getting a contact high just by thinking about it.
For anybody who’s seen this show: you gotta admit, the resemblance is UNCANNY.
Check these out if you haven’t seen them yet. DMX Llama! I’m the Daddy! I’m Grown! And finally, I CAN’T EVEN!
“Pro wrestling is for kids.” they say. Damn right. The WWE does an amazing job helping making sick childrens’ dreams come true, and this recounting of the final days of “Connor The Crusher” illustrates that perfectly, and also hits you … Continue reading
Welp, it’s all downhill from here, folks. We’ve reached the mountaintop.
Gregors is gonna lose it over this.
“The British were not hanging around the Pacific Northwest in the 1600’s.” They committed a lot of movie sins in this one, but it’s still an amazing part of my childhood.
All credit goes to the amazing Bill Watterson. After foolishly stoking the coals on Facebook and bringing up the anti-vaccination debate, only to be engaged by people who 1) can’t even put a proper sentence together, let alone a cohesive … Continue reading
A clink to Billy Finnegan for bringing this to my attention. Just like Blue, it’s very well made.
Gonna be good day. And here’s the Guardians trailer mashed up with the Parks & Rec theme, because “Bert Macklin, FBI!”
Y’all can suck it.
If you’ve never seen or heard it, watch this RIGHT now.
You know, if I ever meet him. Here’s hoping.
Oh look! The world still sucks. Proof: Heard a rumour the girl makes over $576K via webhits, playing up her dumb blonde persona. Sitting at home, talking nonsense to a webcam. She has millions of followers. Yep. We’re doomed.
Who’s That Weirdo In The Hat Asking Ron Burgundy A Question At His Emerson Press Conference? [VIDEO]
Oh, it’s me. Wow, I have gotten pudgy.
NSFW. Hilarious. These need more views.
So yeah, Stevie, me & a bunch of buddies have hopped on the Movember Mustache Ride (wait… there’s gotta be a better way to phrase that.) If you could look deep into your soul (and pockets) and help us raise … Continue reading
That was an ass-whuppin’ by Houston – no question – and more are in store. Ainge and Stevens can dispute it all they want, but this team is already in full tank mode. While I don’t like it, I can … Continue reading
Walking on crunchy ice? SO GOOD. Also, that baby’s adorable. (Man, I’m soft.)
[vimeo http://vimeo.com/78343974] Well, my day can only get worse from here on out.
These are amazing. (Pete Holmes is the guy who’s getting a show after Conan on TBS.) This first one is NSFW, but the funniest of the bunch.
Yep. Pregnant. We posted it on Facebook a few weeks ago, but in case you missed the announcement, here it is. Our first collaborative effort has a tentative release date of March 8th. I’m not going to go soft on … Continue reading
*furiously taking notes* Comin’ for you, Gregors.
How my internal argument went the first time I was watching this video went something like this: “Wow.” “I should totally post this.” “But you’re married now, this is rather immature and it’ll seem creepy.” “Did YOU SEE those boobs?!” … Continue reading
[rdio http://rd.io/x/QXaqzzMAQ3s/] New stuff from Cold War Kids, Beck, Grouplove & Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, plus great jams from Black Joe Lewis, Surfer Blood & others!
[rdio http://rd.io/x/QXaqzzMDpIA/] I forgot to post this last week (again) but here it is! New Arcade Fire, Pixies and Frightened Rabbit, plus great tunes from Lorde, Titus Andronicus, Best Coast & many more!
I will always – ALWAYS – post Ron Swanson stuff as soon as I’m made aware of it. Sorry I’m not sorry.
Enjoy the nightmares, indeed.
I know he’s just making nonsense noises with his mouth, to mimic rapping, but… I kinda jammed out to this for a bit. The crazy part is that he’s ACTUALLY laying down those beats on a drum pad/keyboard thing… and … Continue reading
Let me start by saying that I had a blast at this weekend’s edition of Boston Calling, the awesome music festival down on Boston’s City Hall Plaza. I (and a lot of fellow, like-minded music fans) got to see a … Continue reading
Hey, I didn’t do so bad last year! I nailed all but one team in the conference title games, and I called Doug Martin having a big year. With that said, let’s just go ahead and ignore my prediction of … Continue reading
I still haven’t seen The World’s End, but I’ll rectify that ASAP. Got a chance to meet them a few weeks ago, and they were both really nice. But they’re British, so that’s to be expected, right?
New stuff from Belle & Sebastian and Franz Ferdinand, along with some more hip-hop than usual. This playlist has the new Deltron 3030 in it (which isn’t as great as I’d hoped it be, to be honest – but it’s … Continue reading
Seriously. Taco nailed it, you guys.