For Mikey – 1978-2009One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.
- The blue contacts Johnny Depp's wearing to play Whitey in @BlackMassMovie make him look like he's in "White Chicks" http://t.co/22UM5Mw0As 16 hours ago
- Other tips the Ravens are giving the Colts? How to skip out of a crap town for a better situation. (Reggie Wayne was the first to listen) 17 hours ago
- "Hey Roger Goodell, why don't you have a Snickers?" "Why?" "Because you get a little stubborn, spiteful & stupid when you're hungry." 17 hours ago
- "Hi, I'm Russell Wilson, and I have DirecTV." "And I'm Russell Wilson on the one-yard line, and I have cable." 17 hours ago
- John Oliver's lessons in geography youtu.be/Pu1PRyGKggI 19 hours ago
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Well, my day can only get worse from here on out.
You had one job, and you failed while failing at it. FAILCEPTION.
I can’t breathe.
This was at the Magic/Pacers game last night. Dude was playing better D than Avery Bradley. While the GIF by itself is amazing, when the NBAtv guys got a hold of it… damn. Chris Webber breaks it down:
I saw this video last week, and didn’t know what to make of it. Apparently, it’s a thing people are doing on the internet nowadays. There’s so much going on in these videos. They’re like a ‘Where’s Waldo’ of hilariousness. … Continue reading
Mountain Goats, Misfits, Cloud Nothings, plus Bob Dylan WITH Johnny Cash?!
That can’t be safe.
I don’t know, I’m in a good mood today… so you get this.
By the way, I’m married now. Stuff like this will still be posted. Carry on. http://britnanick.com
Most bad ass mugshot EVER.
Whoever does the ads for Starburst is a freakin’ genius. (wait for it)
Dude’s are just on a whole ‘nother level. I hope that poor kid’s inhaler had some juice left. These games are just WAY too complicated and in-depth for me. Well, that and every 13 year old vulgar-ass pimple-farm can kill … Continue reading
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
It’s people like this that make me wanna break the rest of your faces.
Clink: Fog & Smog
This video is so random and awesome, I just have to post it – regardless of how tasteless and disgusting it is. Warning NSFW or your eyes!
These kids are so stupid.
Trust me, the video’s much more awesome than the above picture indicates. (Although Grammie on the right is downright terrifying!)
I… I just… I don’t know any more. There’s no way this… It can’t be real, right?
… it was epic! Check it out!
Danny Pudi AKA Abed from Community makes an appearance. Clink: The High Definite via BriTANick
I wonder how’d they call the winner of this race if he ran at Suffolk Downs…It would be tough to do it with a Boston accent.
Of course you do! She calls herself “Anowa” or “The Nigerian Powerhouse” and her thighs are RIDICULOUS. She means business, fellas.
No controllers, no console, no friends needed. Clink: The High Definite
This BBC One show (Walk On The Wild Side) looks AMAZING. I think some of this stuff is new. Such a simply but brilliant concept.
This is the crappiest crap that ever crapped. So schmaltzy, so forced, just awful. If I’m forced to hear it one more time, I’m going to find this band and cut their feet off. Thankfully, Patton Oswald shares my pain … Continue reading
I’m posting this almost exclusively for ExciteBike. That game ruled my face. Clink: Jonathan Mann
…and he doesn’t mind letting you know it. “Let me out, fucker!”
Awwww. It’s sad in the suburbs.
WANT! If anybody knows where I can find these, please let me know in the comments!
Unlike the previous post, I can’t find the words… Clink – Warming Glow
Like a boss!
Kendall tells us a great story about his elementary school field trip: This was floating around the Internet last week, and I didn’t get around to posting it, but I’m procrastinating at work, so here you go.