For Mikey – 1978-2009One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.
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Tag Archives: Jesus
I would’ve written this yesterday, but we were busy drinking in your honor. I’m going to go ahead and assume you’re ok with that. We miss you.
If you’re unfamiliar with Kai, check out his awesomeness here.
This dude is almost as awesome as this whole story.
I promise, our gift to you in 2012 is a return to our former glory(?). Happy Holidays, you fuckers.
Traders are conceited soulless douchebags, huh? Who knew? I’m absolutely terrified right now.
Stealing two cases of Bud Light from a convenience store in broad daylight with the getaway car parked in perfect view of security cameras (deep breath) is pretty dumb in the first place. But add the fact that this guy … Continue reading
Dusty Compton/Associated Press Check out this unbelievable footage shot on the University of Alabama campus of a mile-wide (!) tornado headed toward downtown Tuscaloosa. Jesus. And we have the nerve to complain about the cold weather. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohIVzIZLuQd]
Witness the story of Eric Hubbard, from Jackson, MS, the man whose hamburger, fries and drink were tragically stolen by a tornado.
Hundreds of tornadoes touched down all across the southeastern part of the country this past weekend, and there are a ton of videos of them on YouTube, but this one is AWESOME. This video was taken in Wilson, North Carolina … Continue reading
Cyanide & Happiness
You’re an idiot. Stop talking. God, you’re stupid. THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU. You’re reinforcing the “Masshole” stereotype. You’re a moron. A fat one. Jesus. Quit it. REAL TALK. Context here.
A TMZ video has surfaced of what looks to be Eric Clapton doing his own laundry at a laundromat, and while I’m skeptical it’s really him… there’s a fan who’s posted an even crazier response video to it, in which … Continue reading
UPDATE: He began following me on Twitter, and it appears the real Blake has left a comment here at Colt Monday. It reads : blake Submitted on 2011/02/03 at 2:26 pm come on man give me a fuckin break. do your … Continue reading
We’ve found the perfect one for Kevin and Pete! I don’t think it’s going to last very long, though… Wanna see it?
I don’t think Joseph could’ve afforded an iPhone, though. Plus, I doubt the manger would have WiFi. /nitpickin’
Crushed that they’re totally sold out at the moment: That yellow one is the heat! These are from indcsn and I love them SO DAMN MUCH. Keep clicking that link to see if they make more, because I will make … Continue reading
I knew this woman was crazy from the jump, even before she starts spouting off about Obama & aliens and how she “used to be one” of them. Meet Creation physicist Colleen Thomas who take 8 minutes to prattle on … Continue reading