For Mikey – 1978-2009One of the founders of Colt Monday (Both the website and the weekly Emerson "soiree"), Mike Morrison passed away in May 2009. He was the best friend anybody ever had. It might not be much, but this website is dedicated to his memory. We love you and we miss you, Mikey.
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Tag Archives: republicans are dipshits
Controversial Republican Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann was in Waterloo, Iowa to officially launch her campaign recently and Fox interviewed her in front of her childhood home. It didn’t take her long to commit the first faux pas of her run … Continue reading
So on her national bus tour last week, Sarah Palin made her way through Boston and decided give reporters a hilariously inaccurate history lesson on Boston legend Paul Revere and his famous “Midnight Ride.” To make matters worse, she then … Continue reading
Republican Congressman Billy Long owns an auction house in Missouri, and yesterday he used his auctioneer skills to rattle off the national debt figures on the House floor. He ended by saying, “SOLD, at 14 trillion.” He busts into auctioneer mode around … Continue reading
Clink: The Daily What says: Students at Wesleyan have sex, tell you about it in a video protest against the House vote to strip Planned Parenthood of federal funding. Also: Republicans are schmucks.
Get your facepalms ready. From Buzzfeed: (clink!) Tea Party demonstrators in Yorba Linda attempted to intimidate area Muslim Americans in a disgusting display of hatred and intolerance outside an ICNA Fundraiser on Wednesday. Protesters can be heard shouting “Go home terrorist,” “Muhammad is a child molester,” … Continue reading
You watch a minute of this show intentionally, you and me are dunzo. Clink: Warming Glow
As we now have hit the midpoint of his term, we can look back at what Obama has accomplished. While there was definitely a victory for the conservatives with control of the House switching over to the Republicans (and the repulsive … Continue reading
Look, I don’t care who you vote for. I just care that you do. I can take my lumps if the guy I didn’t want to win gets elected – as long as there was a good voter turnout and … Continue reading
So this dorky guy named Todd Seavey was on C-Span 2 discussing some book amongst a panel of like-minded conservatives. Sounds boring, right? Well, it wasn’t. You see, Mr. Seavey’s ex-girlfriend was also on the same panel, and he used … Continue reading
From: The Daily What Heated argument with Bill O’Reilly over “Ground Zero Mosque” causes The View hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar to storm off the set of their own show. – Man, I’m glad I’m not home in time … Continue reading
If you haven’t had the pleasure of seeing this yet, I’d like to introduce you to Basil Marceaux. He’s running for Governor of Tennessee, and well; he’s… umm… not the most well-spoken person on the planet. Awww! Sarah Palin’s found … Continue reading
… they’re gonna need it if “Basil Marceaux.com” here wins the Govenor’s seat. I think I found Sarah Palin’s running mate!
From The Daily What – Crayola CEO Michelle Perry expresses her heartfelt gratitude to Tea Party protesters for making Crayola-brand markers the official protest sign markers of their misguided vitriol parades. [YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GK6-eyfpYA] Oh, good form.
Tremendous work, all.
Look, if you’ve got two brain cells to rub together, you know that FOX News is full of lies, blather, and ignorant bullshit, and making fun of them is low-hanging fruit, but I need a pick me up today, and … Continue reading
VOTE TODAY, FUCKFACE! Here it is, chumps. Election Day. It just so happens this is Post #99 in the glorious history of coltmonday.com, and I’m planning on post #100 to be titled “THANK FUCKING CHRIST OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER” … Continue reading